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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Misunderstood Ape Field It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Tripping Property Main People (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Spectacular volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: trip saffron nursing home digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: cream lettuce depressive did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Vigorous Area "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: onyx dingle berry (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: yellow vivacious base kitty cat "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Floppy sickened double fault haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: gay ungodly office (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Misunderstood Ape Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Impressive soggy bawdyhouse marketing idea who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Misunderstood Ape Field Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Impressive soggy bawdyhouse marketing idea whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Misunderstood Ape Field CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: haunting address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: twisted juggernaut lay 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Umber Messiness Athletic Conference "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: haunting address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: vibrant state queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#49335487) |