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| Supple Avocado Ape | 10/09/12 |
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| sexy insanely creepy internal respiration dilemma | 10/10/12 |
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| Slippery Hall | 10/10/12 |
| territorial point affirmative action | 10/10/12 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Supple Avocado Ape http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Supple Avocado Ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Ã#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: Supple Avocado Ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Ã#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: sexy insanely creepy internal respiration dilemma lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Ã#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Iridescent stubborn prole What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Ã#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: lavender deranged fat ankles center http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Ã#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: Slippery Hall dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Ã#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Bistre location Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Ã#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: Slippery Hall cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Ã#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: territorial point affirmative action "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: Pea-brained learning disabled pistol It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Ã#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: Supple Avocado Ape Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: trip grizzly station queen of the night tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Ã#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: Bearded philosopher-king 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Ã#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: curious den awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Ã#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: lilac sadistic organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Ã#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: Transparent Insane Pit Idiot these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: balding juggernaut heaven Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: Bright twinkling uncleanness therapy 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Ã#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: diverse buff masturbator You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Ã#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: ungodly crackhouse lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Ã#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: bateful nudist school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Ã#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Ã#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: chinese salaryman ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Ã#49639607) |