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Is it prole not to have a bidet toilet?

Hate staying in hotels and AirBnbs where you just have to sm...
very tactful center internal respiration
  11/01/25
eat more fiber
Soul-stirring frisky dysfunction
  11/01/25
If you don't have a TOTO bidet, you're prole imo
Sapphire Associate
  11/01/25
(guy from 2016) There are plenty of other great options out...
very tactful center internal respiration
  11/01/25
yeah i was fucking around man trying to justify my choices I...
Sapphire Associate
  11/01/25
I've been thinking about upgrading my master bedroom to one ...
very tactful center internal respiration
  11/01/25
damn what does the wifi even do for a toilet? mine has heate...
Sapphire Associate
  11/01/25
When you need to unload, you can text it in advance to get r...
very tactful center internal respiration
  11/01/25
wow
Sapphire Associate
  11/01/25
toto is still top of the market. dont get a chinese knockoff
concupiscible flesh tank piazza
  11/01/25
BioBidet is 180
Boyish goyim hell
  11/02/25
Once you bidet, there’s no other way
adventurous pearl church love of her life
  11/01/25
i have a bidet i've never used. creeps me out. like some sor...
Floppy flushed hairy legs
  11/02/25
It’s a whole new world
talented locale
  11/02/25
I took a 10 day boat trip to Croatia recently, it was epic. ...
Cyan Exciting Site Toaster
  11/02/25
Jfc how have u been here like 30 years and never joined the ...
Purple set
  11/02/25
ITT: sissy faggots who are hyperfocused on anus
arousing puppy
  11/02/25
(guy with a shit-crusted butt)
Boyish goyim hell
  11/07/25
xo has always been super pro bidet. it's a level of prestig...
Magenta At-the-ready Stock Car Sex Offender
  11/02/25
Bidets changed my life
Cyan Exciting Site Toaster
  11/02/25
i am bidet curious but not quite sure where to start - i kno...
Magenta At-the-ready Stock Car Sex Offender
  11/02/25
Definitely worth it, provided you have an outlet close enoug...
very tactful center internal respiration
  11/02/25
You can get a tushy bidet that installs easy for like $100
onyx party of the first part doctorate
  11/02/25
Those will do the job too. I've got one on a downstairs toi...
very tactful center internal respiration
  11/02/25
(guy who watches too much porn) OK I thought about it and...
Magenta At-the-ready Stock Car Sex Offender
  11/02/25
water was turned off in my building this morning due to some...
Cyan Exciting Site Toaster
  11/03/25
MY DELICATE GIRL ANUS!
arousing puppy
  11/03/25
...
Magenta At-the-ready Stock Car Sex Offender
  11/03/25
Are toilets prole?
Purple set
  11/03/25
shitting without your knees in your chest is extremely middl...
aromatic gaping
  11/07/25


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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: very tactful center internal respiration

Hate staying in hotels and AirBnbs where you just have to smear shit around your butthold over and over until you can't see visible poop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Ã#49393632)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Soul-stirring frisky dysfunction

eat more fiber

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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: Sapphire Associate

If you don't have a TOTO bidet, you're prole imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Ã#49393637)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: very tactful center internal respiration

(guy from 2016)

There are plenty of other great options out there now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Ã#49393641)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: Sapphire Associate

yeah i was fucking around man trying to justify my choices IMHO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Ã#49393647)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: very tactful center internal respiration

I've been thinking about upgrading my master bedroom to one of the new WiFi enabled models.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Ã#49393650)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: Sapphire Associate

damn what does the wifi even do for a toilet? mine has heated seats, the seat opens and closes based on motion, it's 180 but not sure what i'd need wifi for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Ã#49393652)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: very tactful center internal respiration

When you need to unload, you can text it in advance to get ready. Huge waste to keep that seat heated/cooled 24hrs a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Ã#49393659)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Sapphire Associate

wow

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Date: November 1st, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: concupiscible flesh tank piazza

toto is still top of the market. dont get a chinese knockoff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Ã#49394157)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Boyish goyim hell

BioBidet is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Ã#49394803)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: adventurous pearl church love of her life

Once you bidet, there’s no other way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Ã#49393686)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Floppy flushed hairy legs

i have a bidet i've never used. creeps me out. like some sort of strange sex swing the builders just started adding to houses.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Ã#49394298)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 12:03 AM
Author: talented locale

It’s a whole new world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Ã#49394304)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Cyan Exciting Site Toaster

I took a 10 day boat trip to Croatia recently, it was epic. However in the back of my mind the entire trip was how gross my ass probably was because I had no bidet.

Took a couple mid day safety wipes that were horrifying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Ã#49394783)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Purple set

Jfc how have u been here like 30 years and never joined the fiber cult (literally the only good advice xo has ever given)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Ã#49394785)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: arousing puppy

ITT: sissy faggots who are hyperfocused on anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Ã#49394885)



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Date: November 7th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Boyish goyim hell

(guy with a shit-crusted butt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Ã#49410393)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: Magenta At-the-ready Stock Car Sex Offender

xo has always been super pro bidet. it's a level of prestige i can only aspire to, honestly - maybe someday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Ã#49394889)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Cyan Exciting Site Toaster

Bidets changed my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Ã#49395576)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Magenta At-the-ready Stock Car Sex Offender

i am bidet curious but not quite sure where to start - i know they have the high end toto at a japanese restaurant i go to. but if i rent and my apt doesn't currently have one is it worth doing one of the attachment ones?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Ã#49395582)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: very tactful center internal respiration

Definitely worth it, provided you have an outlet close enough to your shitter. Trust me, your asshole will thank you for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Ã#49395981)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: onyx party of the first part doctorate

You can get a tushy bidet that installs easy for like $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Ã#49395985)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: very tactful center internal respiration

Those will do the job too. I've got one on a downstairs toilet.

The name always makes me think of gaped assholes though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Ã#49395993)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Magenta At-the-ready Stock Car Sex Offender

(guy who watches too much porn)

OK I thought about it and like 80% of the time I'm taking a crap in the morning before I take a shower anyway. I guess the bidet is good for the other times but that's not as useful as I was first thinking.

Also on the Tushy install video the girl has a shirt on that says "ask me about my butthole" - I am betting she doesn't wear it outside of the house https://www.amazon.com/TUSHY-Classic-Bidet-Toilet-Attachment/dp/B07H5TBZJT (it's on the videos first one basic install instructions, like 5 seconds in)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Ã#49396104)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Cyan Exciting Site Toaster

water was turned off in my building this morning due to some waterline repair. I took a shit not realizing that the water off, so the bidet wouldn't work. Had to wipe.

Wiped probably 20 fucking times, i just couldn't get clean. Went to get a coffee at a place after the shit and just "felt" gross the entire time. Just couldn't shake the feeling of dread.

Went home after, water was back on, bidet'd myself and now I've been clean as a whistle all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Ã#49398842)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: arousing puppy

MY DELICATE GIRL ANUS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Ã#49398850)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: Magenta At-the-ready Stock Car Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Ã#49399230)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Purple set

Are toilets prole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Ã#49398922)



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Date: November 7th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: aromatic gaping

shitting without your knees in your chest is extremely middle class

third world proles actually have it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Ã#49410408)