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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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chrome aromatic toilet seat fat ankles
  08/14/13
tell me
Glittery alcoholic parlor
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
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lol tyft
Contagious umber parlour
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
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  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
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  12/28/13
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it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
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When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
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  08/14/13
lmao
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a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
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  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
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To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
diverse shitlib crotch
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
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When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
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When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
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weird blob of shit from another dimension
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rofl
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180
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took a few attempts but 180
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
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Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Odious Silver Office Dysfunction
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Bronze painfully honest set
  08/14/13
best of thread
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Criminally underrated
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If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
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If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
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(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Contagious umber parlour
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
sepia keepsake machete
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Lavender bonkers theatre selfie
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Pizzas are not whores.
Odious Silver Office Dysfunction
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A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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180
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The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Flickering Chapel Roommate
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
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you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
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lol
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
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Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
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thank you for showing me kindness :)
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(not bloodacre)
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When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
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*orders a BBP*
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
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i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
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If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
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i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
sepia keepsake machete
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It's wrong to attack a pizza.
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my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
sepia keepsake machete
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If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
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is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
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LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
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  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
sepia keepsake machete
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To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
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  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
sepia keepsake machete
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
diverse shitlib crotch
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
sepia keepsake machete
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
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TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
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Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
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yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
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That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
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you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
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that was just me on my other account
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You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
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  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
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go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
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i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
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you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
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do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
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Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
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well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
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Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
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i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
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Go for it then, Godspeed
exhilarant idiotic queen of the night cumskin
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
sepia keepsake machete
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"95th percentile body" LINK?
Contagious umber parlour
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i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
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*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
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whatever
sepia keepsake machete
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Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
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A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
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It's ok to pick on a pizza.
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It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
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When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
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lol
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If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
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180
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It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
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If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
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If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
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When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
chrome aromatic toilet seat fat ankles
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this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
sepia keepsake machete
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Smoky adventurous sanctuary codepig
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
sepia keepsake machete
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Smoky adventurous sanctuary codepig
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Contagious umber parlour
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Contagious umber parlour
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it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
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  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Flatulent circlehead
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One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Claret native
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
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The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
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did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
sepia keepsake machete
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
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Fungi. Fungi.
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sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
sepia keepsake machete
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
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When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
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  08/14/13
lmao
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Hairless orchestra pit
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
primrose coffee pot juggernaut
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
sepia keepsake machete
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
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When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
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  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
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my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
sepia keepsake machete
  08/14/13
Pics?
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link?
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After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
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  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
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  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
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A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
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ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
sepia keepsake machete
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
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i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
sepia keepsake machete
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Mildly autistic twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
sepia keepsake machete
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Mildly autistic twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
sepia keepsake machete
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
provocative judgmental fortuitous meteor gaping
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Mildly autistic twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
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  08/14/13
Underrated
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  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
provocative judgmental fortuitous meteor gaping
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
violent theater doctorate
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Hilarious ticket booth
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
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Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
well-lubricated thriller internal respiration ceo
  08/14/13
lol
Heady home pervert
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
well-lubricated thriller internal respiration ceo
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Heady home pervert
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
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You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
provocative judgmental fortuitous meteor gaping
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i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
razzle persian
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(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
arousing milk
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
canary locus
  08/14/13
180
impertinent useless brakes menage
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Heady home pervert
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Self-absorbed Lodge
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Heady home pervert
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180
Mildly autistic twinkling uncleanness
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violent theater doctorate
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passionate learning disabled telephone state
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talented frisky macaca den
  09/11/13
Lmao
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...
Startled hairraiser business firm filthpig
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
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  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Navy galvanic karate
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
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  08/14/13
lol
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  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Curious Immigrant
  08/14/13
180
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I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
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  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Mint elastic band
  08/17/13
poignant
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  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Cerise Hot Affirmative Action Church
  08/17/13
...
Navy galvanic karate
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
talented frisky macaca den
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
multi-colored honey-headed shrine laser beams
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Hilarious ticket booth
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
talking piazza round eye
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Cerebral Topaz House Feces
  12/28/13
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IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
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  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
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  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
orange meetinghouse
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Sable theater stage becky
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
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Self-absorbed Lodge
  10/25/17
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azure volcanic crater
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azure volcanic crater
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Sable theater stage becky
  01/05/16
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azure volcanic crater
  03/13/16
I want pizza
cocky boistinker
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citrine prole
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chrome aromatic toilet seat fat ankles
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Orchid rehab
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
titillating private investor ratface
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: chrome aromatic toilet seat fat ankles



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Glittery alcoholic parlor

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: chrome aromatic toilet seat fat ankles

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Contagious umber parlour

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Soggy Bateful Stead

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: talking piazza round eye

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Sable theater stage becky

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: fluffy laughsome range



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: sexy bat-shit-crazy location son of senegal

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: insecure soul-stirring kitty cat community account



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Cream Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Smoky adventurous sanctuary codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: slippery turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: floppy disturbing brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Buff School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Startled hairraiser business firm filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: 180 tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Buff School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Disgusting area

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Odious Silver Office Dysfunction

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Glittery alcoholic parlor

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: azure volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: floppy disturbing brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Disgusting area

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: low-t violet stage

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Contagious umber parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: chrome aromatic toilet seat fat ankles

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: diverse shitlib crotch

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: chrome aromatic toilet seat fat ankles

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: chrome aromatic toilet seat fat ankles

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: chrome aromatic toilet seat fat ankles

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: sepia keepsake machete

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Glittery alcoholic parlor

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Smoky adventurous sanctuary codepig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: ungodly mood

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: startling temple

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Heady home pervert

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: insecure soul-stirring kitty cat community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Scarlet stimulating masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: slippery turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Startled hairraiser business firm filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Bronze painfully honest set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Contagious umber parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Bronze painfully honest set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: chrome aromatic toilet seat fat ankles

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Odious Silver Office Dysfunction

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Bronze painfully honest set

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: sepia keepsake machete

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Appetizing Slate Site Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: floppy disturbing brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: floppy disturbing brethren

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: chrome aromatic toilet seat fat ankles

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Contagious umber parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: chrome aromatic toilet seat fat ankles

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Contagious umber parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: chrome aromatic toilet seat fat ankles

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Contagious umber parlour

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: sepia keepsake machete

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Lavender bonkers theatre selfie

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Odious Silver Office Dysfunction

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Flickering Chapel Roommate

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Glittery alcoholic parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Flatulent circlehead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: French Twinkling Nursing Home Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: chrome aromatic toilet seat fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Sable theater stage becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Outnumbered crackhouse rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Flickering Chapel Roommate

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Appetizing Slate Site Idea He Suggested

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Appetizing Slate Site Idea He Suggested

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: cracking address sandwich

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: chrome aromatic toilet seat fat ankles

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Bronze painfully honest set

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: sepia keepsake machete

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Appetizing Slate Site Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: copper yapping senate

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: pale elite halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: chrome aromatic toilet seat fat ankles

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Bronze painfully honest set

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Irate knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: chrome aromatic toilet seat fat ankles

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: sepia keepsake machete

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: chrome aromatic toilet seat fat ankles

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Appetizing Slate Site Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: multi-colored honey-headed shrine laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: multi-colored honey-headed shrine laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Scarlet stimulating masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: chrome aromatic toilet seat fat ankles

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: sepia keepsake machete

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Appetizing Slate Site Idea He Suggested

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: sepia keepsake machete

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Appetizing Slate Site Idea He Suggested

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: arousing milk

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: exhilarant idiotic queen of the night cumskin

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: sepia keepsake machete

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: diverse shitlib crotch

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: sepia keepsake machete

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: diverse shitlib crotch

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: sepia keepsake machete

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Smoky adventurous sanctuary codepig

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: rambunctious histrionic french chef

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: charismatic genital piercing really tough guy

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Appetizing Slate Site Idea He Suggested

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: sepia keepsake machete

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: exhilarant idiotic queen of the night cumskin

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: arousing milk

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: sepia keepsake machete

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Hairless orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: exhilarant idiotic queen of the night cumskin

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: sepia keepsake machete

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: exhilarant idiotic queen of the night cumskin

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: sepia keepsake machete

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: exhilarant idiotic queen of the night cumskin

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: sepia keepsake machete

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: exhilarant idiotic queen of the night cumskin

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: sepia keepsake machete

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: exhilarant idiotic queen of the night cumskin

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: sepia keepsake machete

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: exhilarant idiotic queen of the night cumskin

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: sepia keepsake machete

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Contagious umber parlour

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: sepia keepsake machete

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Contagious umber parlour

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: sepia keepsake machete

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: white house-broken messiness

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Appetizing Slate Site Idea He Suggested

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Bronze painfully honest set

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: chrome aromatic toilet seat fat ankles

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: chrome aromatic toilet seat fat ankles

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Flatulent circlehead

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: chrome aromatic toilet seat fat ankles

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Smoky adventurous sanctuary codepig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: mind-boggling flesh puppy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Bronze painfully honest set

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: chrome aromatic toilet seat fat ankles

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: chrome aromatic toilet seat fat ankles

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: aphrodisiac tanning salon

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: aphrodisiac tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: chrome aromatic toilet seat fat ankles

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: chrome aromatic toilet seat fat ankles

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: sepia keepsake machete

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Smoky adventurous sanctuary codepig

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: sepia keepsake machete

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Smoky adventurous sanctuary codepig

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Contagious umber parlour

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Contagious umber parlour

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: sepia keepsake machete

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: big avocado university chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Flatulent circlehead

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Claret native

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: gay zombie-like bawdyhouse reading party

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Smoky adventurous sanctuary codepig

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: sepia keepsake machete

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Smoky adventurous sanctuary codepig

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Appetizing Slate Site Idea He Suggested

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: sepia keepsake machete

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Smoky adventurous sanctuary codepig

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: vigorous corner gaming laptop

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: chrome aromatic toilet seat fat ankles

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Contagious umber parlour

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Hairless orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: primrose coffee pot juggernaut

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: sepia keepsake machete

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: effete concupiscible old irish cottage

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: chrome aromatic toilet seat fat ankles

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: chrome aromatic toilet seat fat ankles

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: aphrodisiac tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: sepia keepsake machete

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: electric opaque garrison

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: azure volcanic crater

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Glittery alcoholic parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: autistic plaza clown

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Excitant mustard point pistol

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Appetizing Slate Site Idea He Suggested

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: passionate learning disabled telephone state

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: sepia keepsake machete

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Mildly autistic twinkling uncleanness

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: sepia keepsake machete

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Mildly autistic twinkling uncleanness

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: sepia keepsake machete

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Mildly autistic twinkling uncleanness

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: sepia keepsake machete

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: provocative judgmental fortuitous meteor gaping

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Mildly autistic twinkling uncleanness

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: violent theater doctorate

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: vigorous corner gaming laptop

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: insecure soul-stirring kitty cat community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: provocative judgmental fortuitous meteor gaping

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: violent theater doctorate

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Hilarious ticket booth

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Appetizing Slate Site Idea He Suggested

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: well-lubricated thriller internal respiration ceo

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Heady home pervert

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: well-lubricated thriller internal respiration ceo

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Heady home pervert

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: well-lubricated thriller internal respiration ceo

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: provocative judgmental fortuitous meteor gaping

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: razzle persian

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: arousing milk

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: canary locus

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: impertinent useless brakes menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Heady home pervert

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Lodge

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Heady home pervert

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Ã#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Navy galvanic karate



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: trip garnet police squad



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Mildly autistic twinkling uncleanness

180

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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: violent theater doctorate



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: passionate learning disabled telephone state



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: talented frisky macaca den



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Boyish faggot firefighter

Lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Startled hairraiser business firm filthpig



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Violent cuckoldry nibblets

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Navy galvanic karate

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Milky wonderful personal credit line market

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Mildly autistic twinkling uncleanness

lol

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Bull headed abode associate



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Curious Immigrant

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: blathering friendly grandma principal's office

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Brass public bath

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Mint elastic band

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: up-to-no-good indian lodge

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Cerise Hot Affirmative Action Church

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Navy galvanic karate



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: talented frisky macaca den

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: multi-colored honey-headed shrine laser beams

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Hilarious ticket booth

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: talking piazza round eye

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Cerebral Topaz House Feces

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: cheese-eating alpha gas station



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: insanely creepy dead boltzmann

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: coral splenetic new version

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: orange meetinghouse

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Sable theater stage becky



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: copper yapping senate

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: citrine prole



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Lodge



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: azure volcanic crater



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: azure volcanic crater



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Sable theater stage becky



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: azure volcanic crater



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: cocky boistinker

I want pizza

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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: citrine prole



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Orchid rehab

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: titillating private investor ratface

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Orchid rehab

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: azure volcanic crater



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: azure volcanic crater



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: indigo base jewess



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Author: Scarlet stimulating masturbator



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
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