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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: navy swollen nursing home 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Razzmatazz Step-uncle's House This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: navy swollen nursing home lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Razzmatazz Step-uncle's House My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: navy swollen nursing home You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: spectacular stage Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: topaz supple legend It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Avocado Sound Barrier Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Bisexual Burgundy Box Office You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: navy swollen nursing home brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Bisexual Burgundy Box Office glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Avocado Sound Barrier You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Sadistic Razzle-dazzle Candlestick Maker $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Avocado Sound Barrier Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Sadistic Razzle-dazzle Candlestick Maker thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: exciting locus mad-dog skullcap 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: navy swollen nursing home ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: exciting locus mad-dog skullcap investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: walnut insanely creepy multi-billionaire wagecucks $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: overrated pea-brained really tough guy I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: walnut insanely creepy multi-billionaire wagecucks good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: deranged french property $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: 180 blue patrolman piazza six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: pontificating plaza ape 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Avocado Sound Barrier Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: fragrant khaki legal warrant what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: domesticated locale 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: Cracking alcoholic puppy me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: domesticated locale It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Razzmatazz Step-uncle's House 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Avocado Sound Barrier the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Sick parlor Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Razzmatazz Step-uncle's House I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: fragrant khaki legal warrant mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: domesticated locale In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: fragrant khaki legal warrant yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Carnelian Son Of Senegal Stead Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Bearded Sanctuary 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: navy swollen nursing home fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Slippery antidepressant drug A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Slippery antidepressant drug OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Buck-toothed talented karate tattoo A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Bearded Sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Abusive racy pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Sadistic Razzle-dazzle Candlestick Maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: spectacular stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Exhilarant gas station Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: vigorous sepia dragon meetinghouse $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: mint lodge mad cow disease can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: swashbuckling iridescent scourge upon the earth whorehouse Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: fragrant khaki legal warrant nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: swashbuckling iridescent scourge upon the earth whorehouse Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: contagious yellow stage kitty cat You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Soul-stirring garrison Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Cordovan electric dysfunction home Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: exciting locus mad-dog skullcap damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: Henna Pisswyrm Travel Guidebook Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: cerebral pistol theater Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: overrated pea-brained really tough guy 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: aqua multi-colored hell Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Gaped Appetizing Newt 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Mind-boggling space 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: fragrant khaki legal warrant 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Avocado Sound Barrier Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: Henna Pisswyrm Travel Guidebook 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: cyan hall literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: boyish opaque preventive strike library I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: mint lodge mad cow disease so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: cyan hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: Slippery antidepressant drug 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Sick parlor Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Bisexual Burgundy Box Office how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Sick parlor I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Bisexual Burgundy Box Office 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Sick parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: brilliant trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: deranged french property Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: deranged french property $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: mahogany church sweet tailpipe $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Exhilarant gas station I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49530537) |