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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
Contagious fat ankles address
  12/08/25
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Contagious fat ankles address
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Deranged Galvanic Karate
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
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  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
maniacal cobalt theater windowlicker
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
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  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
maniacal cobalt theater windowlicker
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
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  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
Slimy Jewess
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
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  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
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  12/17/25
I never earned one.
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  12/18/25
lol
Dark effete gaping mad-dog skullcap
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
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100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
Jet kitchen old irish cottage
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
jet-lagged impressive half-breed
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
Dark effete gaping mad-dog skullcap
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
Jet kitchen old irish cottage
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
jet-lagged impressive half-breed
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
Jet kitchen old irish cottage
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
White Pistol Forum
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
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  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
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now you're thinking like a lawyer!
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  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
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  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
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  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
White Pistol Forum
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
flesh supple death wish range
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
White Pistol Forum
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
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  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
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  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
jet-lagged impressive half-breed
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
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  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
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  12/17/25
I am not!
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  12/17/25
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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Contagious fat ankles address

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Contagious fat ankles address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Deranged Galvanic Karate

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: avocado point

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Jet kitchen old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Vigorous hilarious sandwich degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: swollen bisexual legend shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: maniacal cobalt theater windowlicker

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Contagious fat ankles address

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: maniacal cobalt theater windowlicker

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Contagious fat ankles address

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Slimy Jewess

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Contagious fat ankles address

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: bull headed aqua school cafeteria stock car

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Contagious fat ankles address

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Dark effete gaping mad-dog skullcap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: bull headed aqua school cafeteria stock car

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Contagious fat ankles address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Jet kitchen old irish cottage

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: jet-lagged impressive half-breed

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Dark effete gaping mad-dog skullcap

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Jet kitchen old irish cottage

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: jet-lagged impressive half-breed

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Jet kitchen old irish cottage

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: White Pistol Forum

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Silver self-absorbed telephone whorehouse

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: lilac cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: spectacular tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Adulterous adventurous resort dopamine

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: carnelian preventive strike dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Contagious fat ankles address

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: slippery wonderful friendly grandma business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: know-it-all thriller pit mediation

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: flesh supple death wish range

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: White Pistol Forum

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: flesh supple death wish range

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: White Pistol Forum

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: flesh supple death wish range

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Mentally impaired khaki quadroon

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: jet-lagged impressive half-breed

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: know-it-all thriller pit mediation

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: jet-lagged impressive half-breed

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Mentally impaired khaki quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: know-it-all thriller pit mediation

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: plum zippy tanning salon regret

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518198)