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Hypo: $750k to eat only pizza for 4 years.
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Date: February 24th, 2026 2:54 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Starting right now, if you eat nothing but pizza for the next 4 years, you will get $750k, tax free, at the end of the 4 years.
Are you in?
Details: You must procure your own pizza.
The pizza you eat must be generally what we think of in the US as pizza. So, e.g., no salad on top if you're missing leafy greens or whatever. You can't have dough with chocolate and ice cream on top if you want some chocolatey dessert.
You must eat evenly from each slice. So, e.g., if you're sick of cheese, you can't just pick off and eat only the pepperoni, discarding the rest.
You can't drink smoothies, milk shakes, protein powder drinks, and meal replacement-type drinks. Beyond that, you can drink whatever you want. |
Date: February 24th, 2026 2:55 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo ive done this in UG
can easily do it, not much of a sweet tooth |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:02 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Are you in? There's a difference between "eating a lot of pizza" and eating nothing but pizza for 4 straight years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Ã#49692061) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:03 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo i worked at a pizza place all in ug and i had no money so stole pizza every single day the days i didnt work (rare) i didnt eat |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:06 PM Author: Nazca Redlines ljl
What percent of your non-liquid calories those years came from pizza? |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:55 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo its literally all i ate, maybe every now and then id steal a cookie or brownie, but like once a month tops (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Ã#49692188) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:10 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Do you look back on that fondly? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Ã#49692373) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:12 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo i mean it was a boutique place so everything was fresh
it was very good pizza |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:16 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Those were the salad days. Or, the pizza days, depending on how you look at it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Ã#49692389) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:07 PM Author: bloomington (🦬) >no salad on top if you're missing leafy greens or whatever
Taco pizza is a thing
>You can't have dough with chocolate
Dessert pizza is a thing |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:12 PM Author: Nazca Redlines My are country relatives make "veggie pizza" for gatherings. It's canned dough with cream cheese and a few dried out pieces of broccoli or carrot on top. I think they put it out because they think it's good to get some vegatables, but it's gotta be ridiculously unhealthy.
Anyway, for purposes of this hypo, that sort of "veggie pizza" and dessert pizza and taco pizza are all out. Standard pizzas only. Are you in? |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:19 PM Author: Master Pussy Eater there are plenty of weirdo pizza places that make vegan and veggie pizza. if it's a pizza place and they're calling it pizza then it should count otherwise the whole thing becomes confusing.
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:33 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Standard pizzas only. Otherwise you could find (or make) any sort of pizza you want, then it's not much of a challenge at all.
People generally have a fine sense of what counts as a regular, US, standard pizza. Those are what you can eat. |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:24 PM Author: bloomington (🦬) I bet next you'll tell me I can't throw some eggs on top and have a breakfast pizza.
Fuck you, I'm out |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:33 PM Author: Nazca Redlines That's precisely what I'm telling you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Ã#49692124) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:07 PM Author: tourette's campaigner (🧐) are fiber supplements allowed? what happens if i chicken out after a year if my heart is about to explode or whatever? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Ã#49692071) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:13 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Fiber supplements: No. But, you could have prune juice or apple juice or whatever.
You can quit any time you'd like. You won't get paid, however, unless you complete the whole challenge. You'll always have the memories, though. |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 4:11 PM Author: tourette's campaigner (🧐) If I can quit anytime I like fuck yeah. Free 750k. Just get frequent checkups (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Ã#49692232) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:11 PM Author: Nazca Redlines 180. But, what's a check up going to do? Tell you your fraud "cholesterol" is through the roof after 12 months? Then what? Better to slide and let do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Ã#49692376) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:13 PM Author: tourette's campaigner (🧐) Sure. That or a calcium scan or monitoring for diabeetus or whatever the fuck can happen when you eat straight garbage for a year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Ã#49692380) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:18 PM Author: Nazca Redlines I think the real problem is how easy it is to eat excessive calories, assuming you avod high-preservative, low quality, mass market pizza. High quality fresh dough, cheese, and tomato sauce limited to 2000 calories a day or less--plus some peppers and meat on top--is probably a healthier diet than 95% of Americans. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Ã#49692395) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:10 PM Author: UhOh i like pizza but this sounds awful, i'm out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Ã#49692083) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:15 PM Author: Nazca Redlines $750k is a lot of dough (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Ã#49692097) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:25 PM Author: UhOh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Ã#49692110) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:11 PM Author: Master Pussy Eater sign me up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Ã#49692084) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:15 PM Author: Nazca Redlines 180
What's your strategy? |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:17 PM Author: Master Pussy Eater eat pizza. get creative with it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Ã#49692103) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 4:12 PM Author: tourette's campaigner (🧐) Put pizza in vagine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Ã#49692234) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:20 PM Author: incel adams Had a roommate in college who did this, he wouldn't even refrigerate the pizza he just left it on the counter. Never saw him eat anything else. Thin tall dude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Ã#49692105) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:34 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Where is he now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Ã#49692125) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:48 PM Author: incel adams Some corporate gig w/ TaylorMade last I heard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Ã#49692172) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:12 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Sounds like a sweet gig. I had a friend in UG who liked to imbibe. He moved to Colorado and got a corporate gig with Coors. If you are going to work a white collar job, that doesn't sound like a bad way to do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Ã#49692379) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:55 PM Author: Pope Leo XXX this is easy:
https://www.vice.com/en/article/this-man-has-survived-on-pizza-alone-for-25-years/
this guy ate pizza for 25 yrs and he buys shit |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 4:00 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo this guy hates vegetables
always this kind of guy that does it
fucking child
Can I ask what you have been talking about with your therapist? They’ve helped me uncover some things that I always knew but never realized the significance of. Like when I was four or five, we lived in the backwoods of North Carolina, where I went to daycare in Ms. Stanfill’s home. She would try to feed all of us Brunswick stew every day, which is not something you would ever feed a five-year-old. It’s either chicken, pork, or rabbit with beef and okra, lima beans, corn, potatoes, and tomatoes. I would protest and try to run away, but she would grab me. I can’t remember whether she would beat me or spank me, but I know that she would throw me in a closet as my punishment for not eating the stew. I would sit in there crying and screaming for a couple hours until my mom came to pick me up. |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 4:14 PM Author: tourette's campaigner (🧐) When I first got diabetes tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Ã#49692235) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:12 PM Author: Master Pussy Eater you seem jewish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Ã#49692378) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:14 PM Author: Nazca Redlines This guy is a hero charting his own course: "Beyond the fact that his diet is completely horrifying, he also has diabetes and frequently gets low blood sugar. When his blood sugar dips into the danger zone, it sometimes results in his blacking out on the kitchen floor in his underwear with frozen food scattered around him. There was that one time he bought a new car and then blacked out on the drive home." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Ã#49692387) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:29 PM Author: Pope Leo XXX blacking out on the kitchen floor in his underwear with frozen food scattered around him tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Ã#49692427) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:24 PM Author: incel adams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Ã#49692416) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:14 PM Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,..................... Good hypo. Would have been an ecstatic yes 10 years ago. Now, don't think so. Good and varied food is too big a part of my enjoyment of life now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Ã#49692386) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:19 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Why not? Pizza is delicious, there are plenty of toppings and styles you can mix it up with, and three years isn't that long. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Ã#49692398) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:20 PM Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,..................... I'm only in the mood for salty food part of the time. Some of the time the thought of it is repulsive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Ã#49692401) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:26 PM Author: Nazca Redlines You don't have to eat the pizza. You just can't eat anything else. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Ã#49692421) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:16 PM Author: my dog makes more snowmen than I do (exploding trees and ice storms ftw) will you accept a check? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Ã#49692390) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:19 PM Author: Nazca Redlines LJL. Only local checks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Ã#49692399) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:24 PM Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,...., No smoothies or protein drinks? I'm out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Ã#49692417) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:25 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Why? You can get vitamins from juice. And you can go way more than enough protein from meat and cheese on the pizza. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Ã#49692420) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:28 PM Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,...., Can i make my own pizza from scratch? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Ã#49692425) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:43 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Absolutely. Subject, of course, to the requirement that you can't stray from what would be considered within the realm of a normal pizza in the US. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Ã#49692475) |