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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
At-the-ready site depressive
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
Aquamarine slap-happy main people market
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
Aquamarine slap-happy main people market
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
godawful menage blood rage
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
Aquamarine slap-happy main people market
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
godawful menage blood rage
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
Aquamarine slap-happy main people market
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
At-the-ready site depressive
  01/05/26
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At-the-ready site depressive
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
Aquamarine slap-happy main people market
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
At-the-ready site depressive
  01/06/26
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ocher point
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
Aquamarine slap-happy main people market
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
Elite Ratface Headpube
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
Deep excitant heaven
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
Carnelian Crawly Temple
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
Aquamarine slap-happy main people market
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
lascivious rehab
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
Aquamarine slap-happy main people market
  01/06/26
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boyish abusive kitchen
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
Carnelian Crawly Temple
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
Aquamarine slap-happy main people market
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
lascivious rehab
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
Aquamarine slap-happy main people market
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
lascivious rehab
  01/06/26
Lmao
At-the-ready site depressive
  01/06/26
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idiotic fortuitous meteor nowag
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
Costumed fanboi
  01/06/26
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godawful menage blood rage
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: At-the-ready site depressive

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy main people market

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy main people market

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: godawful menage blood rage

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy main people market

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: godawful menage blood rage

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy main people market

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: At-the-ready site depressive

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: At-the-ready site depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy main people market

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: At-the-ready site depressive

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: ocher point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy main people market

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Elite Ratface Headpube

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Deep excitant heaven

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Carnelian Crawly Temple

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy main people market

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: lascivious rehab

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy main people market

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: boyish abusive kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Carnelian Crawly Temple

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy main people market

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: lascivious rehab

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy main people market

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: lascivious rehab

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: At-the-ready site depressive

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: idiotic fortuitous meteor nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Costumed fanboi

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: godawful menage blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566761)