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Trump sues JP Morgan using FL shitlaw firm (link)

https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/trump-sues-jpmorgan-cha...
mildly autistic transparent pit
  01/23/26
Every big law firm would be conflicted or not want the PR. T...
big space chad
  01/23/26
the conflict issue definitely occurred to me, but there's no...
mildly autistic transparent pit
  01/23/26
You’re a shitlaw labor tard. Every v10 law firm probab...
big space chad
  01/27/26
this is all part of the 8-D chess he's doing to acquire gree...
Primrose Laughsome Bbw Bawdyhouse
  01/23/26
i saw yesterday where he acquired greenland already
mildly autistic transparent pit
  01/23/26
and yet you still doubt the master tactician
Primrose Laughsome Bbw Bawdyhouse
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I love Alex Burrito. What a great lawyer. Come up here Alex.
marvelous shaky kitty cat
  01/23/26
"great golfer. alex is a great golfer. they say he -- t...
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black corner
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Vance should have recommended ZZZ
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misunderstood titillating box office
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why? doesn't he want to win the case? Candy Ride seems d...
Mint jap
  01/23/26
Zzz/candy ride went to Chicago. Where did you go, loser?
mildly autistic transparent pit
  01/24/26
i assume that the truthful answer as to why they de-banked h...
Floppy awkward menage french chef
  01/23/26
actually, shitlaw might be cr for the trial. biglawyers gene...
mildly autistic transparent pit
  01/24/26
Cslg needs to go on Matt gaetz to opine
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mildly autistic transparent pit
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I see the Zozo crew is back at it again
Insane stain home
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JP Morgan finally admitted they debanked Trump. https://w...
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:19 AM
Author: mildly autistic transparent pit

https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/trump-sues-jpmorgan-chase-ceo-jamie-dimon-5b-over-alleged-political-debanking

complaint is embedded at the end of the article. his lawyers are "brito, PLLC," which is a dood who got his degree from GW and a bunch of shitlaw associates. i thought trump scared a bunch of biglaw firms into submission. i know he has all the biglaw firms busy fighting antisemitism, but why didn't he get one of them (surely there is one without a conflict) to represent him in this case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49611041)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: big space chad

Every big law firm would be conflicted or not want the PR. They are full of shitlibs. And apart from Quinn of Boies, they are usually quite shitty at being plaintiffs due to their constant navel gazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49611045)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:25 AM
Author: mildly autistic transparent pit

the conflict issue definitely occurred to me, but there's no way every one of those pussy biglaw firms he cowed into submission has a conflict.

i can see them not wanting the PR, but them caving to trump last year was horrible PR.

it's just amazing to me that trump consistently picks hacky, retarded shitlawyers to represent him (and in some cases, he appoints them to federal office where they focus solely on antisemitism and jews)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49611050)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: big space chad

You’re a shitlaw labor tard. Every v10 law firm probably earns 20MM from JPM or from indemnified spend by them. They cannot risk jeopardizing that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49625797)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:23 AM
Author: Primrose Laughsome Bbw Bawdyhouse

this is all part of the 8-D chess he's doing to acquire greenland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49611047)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:25 AM
Author: mildly autistic transparent pit

i saw yesterday where he acquired greenland already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49611052)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Primrose Laughsome Bbw Bawdyhouse

and yet you still doubt the master tactician

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49611161)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:25 AM
Author: marvelous shaky kitty cat

I love Alex Burrito. What a great lawyer. Come up here Alex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49611053)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:29 AM
Author: mildly autistic transparent pit

"great golfer. alex is a great golfer. they say he -- they -- but he's not better than trump, they didn't say that. get up here, alex."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49611063)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:31 AM
Author: marvelous shaky kitty cat



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:47 AM
Author: Unholy abode



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Primrose Laughsome Bbw Bawdyhouse



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: blue apoplectic cuckoldry locale



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:42 AM
Author: black corner



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:22 AM
Author: mildly autistic transparent pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49611225)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: clear arousing whorehouse love of her life



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Date: February 21st, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: punch macaque ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49685983)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:42 AM
Author: black corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49611168)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: sapphire beady-eyed field masturbator

Vance should have recommended ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49612972)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: misunderstood titillating box office



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: Mint jap

why? doesn't he want to win the case?

Candy Ride seems daft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49612978)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 8:50 AM
Author: mildly autistic transparent pit

Zzz/candy ride went to Chicago. Where did you go, loser?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49614013)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: Floppy awkward menage french chef

i assume that the truthful answer as to why they de-banked him is not pretty. that's leverage.

yes, it's yet another shitlaw firm, but notice that Sullivan & Cromwell is doing the criminal appeal. i find that interesting. i expect them to win and have all the felonies tossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49612982)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: mildly autistic transparent pit

actually, shitlaw might be cr for the trial. biglawyers generally have no actual trial experience. a few years before i joined, my biglaw firm represented dan akyroyd in a trademark case (involving his vodka in a skull bottle), and the "litigation department" had to get a traditional labor guy in my department to try the case because he had a ton of administrative trial experience in front of the NLRB. the "litigators" were really good at filing motions and settling but had no courtroom experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49614081)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 9:04 AM
Author: orchid office mad cow disease

Cslg needs to go on Matt gaetz to opine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49614031)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: mildly autistic transparent pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49614077)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: Insane stain home

I see the Zozo crew is back at it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49625799)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:52 PM
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JP Morgan finally admitted they debanked Trump.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/21/business/jpmorgan-trump-debanking.html

JPMorgan Admits It Shut Trump’s Accounts After Jan. 6 Capitol Attack

Nation’s largest bank, in response to a lawsuit filed by the president, confirmed his longstanding complaint about “debanking.”

For years, President Trump has complained that his personal and business bank accounts were deliberately closed after the Jan 6., 2021, attack on the Capitol.

JPMorgan Chase is now admitting that did happen.

In a response to a lawsuit filed last month by Mr. Trump and the Trump Organization, JPMorgan, the nation’s largest bank, said for the first time late Friday that it cut off more than 50 Trump accounts in February 2021, shortly after Mr. Trump’s first term ended.

The accounts included those for Trump hotels, housing developments and retail shops in Illinois, Florida and New York, as well as Mr. Trump’s personal private banking relationship that handled his inheritance from his father, according to letters filed to the court.

JPMorgan did not specify in those letters a specific reason for the mass account closings. In one unsigned note to Mr. Trump, dated Feb. 19, 2021, the bank wrote that he would need to “find a more suitable institution with which to conduct business.”

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The letter closed with, “Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter” — a phrase that Mr. Trump himself is fond of using.

Mr. Trump’s lawsuit, which named Jamie Dimon, JPMorgan’s chief executive, as a defendant, contended that the bank put Mr. Trump on a blacklist because it “needed to distance itself from President Trump and his conservative political views.” That echoed earlier complaints from Mr. Trump that Capital One similarly closed his accounts and that Bank of America refused to accept billions of dollars in deposits after the Jan. 6 riots.

The issue of whether and why the nation’s largest banks took action against Mr. Trump has become a matter of public importance because the president has frequently invoked his personal experience in pushing for a broad crackdown on “debanking.” Bank executives have capitalized on his enthusiasm for the issue to push successfully for looser enforcement by federal agencies of rules and regulations that instruct lenders to scrutinize their clients for reputational risk, among other issues.

JPMorgan, until now, had gone to lengths to avoid addressing whether it had actually closed Mr. Trump’s accounts. In a statement last month, it described the lawsuit as without merits but did not address the specifics of Mr. Trump’s allegations. A bank spokeswoman said then that as a rule, JPMorgan closed accounts “because they create legal or regulatory risk for the company.”

The JPMorgan spokeswoman did not respond to a request for comment on Saturday. A spokesman for Mr. Trump’s legal team said, “President Trump is standing up for all those wrongly debanked by JPMorgan Chase and their cohorts, and will see this case to a just and proper conclusion.”

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There is still much legal wrangling to come. JPMorgan this past week asked that the case be moved from Florida state court, where Mr. Trump has had some success in litigation, to a federal court in New York.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49685961)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: constantscreen the great



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Date: February 21st, 2026 10:16 PM
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i love what the NYT is implying here:

"There is still much legal wrangling to come. JPMorgan this past week asked that the case be moved from Florida state court, where Mr. Trump has had some success in litigation, to a federal court in New York."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49686007)