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Shortporch's death should be regarded as a bigger event on this bort.

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Puce coldplay fan
  01/14/18
a law prof wife hiring mexican hit squad using a prius. yeah...
bateful brethren newt
  01/14/18
And of course the one law prof who poasts here dies like tha...
mildly autistic philosopher-king police squad
  01/14/18
i'm not saying he would have survived if he wasn't posting f...
bateful brethren newt
  01/14/18
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mildly autistic philosopher-king police squad
  01/14/18
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passionate bearded pit main people
  01/14/18
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Exciting citrine national fanboi
  01/14/18
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vivacious soggy ticket booth idiot
  08/20/18
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passionate bearded pit main people
  08/20/18
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Deranged blue party of the first part elastic band
  06/04/19
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Spruce incel
  06/04/19
link to his best threads?
exhilarant tanning salon immigrant
  01/14/18
How do you know the FSU prof was shortporch?
charismatic rough-skinned people who are hurt sanctuary
  01/14/18
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2687316&fo...
vivacious soggy ticket booth idiot
  03/19/18
Yeah WLMAS is very trustworthy when it comes to identifying ...
Topaz swashbuckling base idea he suggested
  06/25/19
Didn’t you steal money from some down on his luck poa...
Seedy lettuce
  06/25/19
Are you drinking again
Topaz swashbuckling base idea he suggested
  06/25/19
No but that happened right
Seedy lettuce
  06/25/19
WTF. Knew that dood IRL and would never have pegged him as ...
beady-eyed hateful lodge
  01/14/18
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Deranged blue party of the first part elastic band
  01/15/18
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sepia concupiscible quadroon
  01/15/18
the Tallahassee Democrat has published an explosive 99-minut...
vivacious soggy ticket booth idiot
  03/19/18
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deep church rigor
  03/19/18
Nigger event
ungodly set azn
  03/19/18
You seem normal.
orange know-it-all macaca
  06/04/19
lol
Deranged blue party of the first part elastic band
  06/04/19
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sepia concupiscible quadroon
  06/04/19
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Seedy lettuce
  06/23/19
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sepia concupiscible quadroon
  06/24/19
Bruh. I matched with the lady on Bumble, whatsapped with her...
Vibrant messiness
  06/24/19
:( Bro you had a 180 GODMODE thread, I cannot believe some ...
sepia concupiscible quadroon
  06/24/19
Link?
Seedy lettuce
  06/25/19
no one is going to believe anything you poast since that sis...
Soul-stirring chapel
  06/25/19
Some other poster claimed to have matched and gone out with ...
Seedy lettuce
  06/25/19
Lol the mugshot on abovethelaw is the first time I’ve ...
honey-headed dashing mother lay
  06/25/19
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butt cheeks
  09/04/25


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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: Puce coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2Ã#35157467)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: bateful brethren newt

a law prof wife hiring mexican hit squad using a prius. yeah, slightly big story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2Ã#35157472)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:17 PM
Author: mildly autistic philosopher-king police squad

And of course the one law prof who poasts here dies like that. Go figure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2Ã#35157487)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: bateful brethren newt

i'm not saying he would have survived if he wasn't posting from his driveway, but who takes the turnpike to do a hit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2Ã#35157501)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: mildly autistic philosopher-king police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2Ã#35157526)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:27 PM
Author: passionate bearded pit main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2Ã#35157547)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: Exciting citrine national fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2Ã#35157585)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: vivacious soggy ticket booth idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2Ã#36651645)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:49 PM
Author: passionate bearded pit main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2Ã#36651885)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 12:23 PM
Author: Deranged blue party of the first part elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2Ã#38337734)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: Spruce incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2Ã#38337738)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: exhilarant tanning salon immigrant

link to his best threads?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2Ã#35157494)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:25 PM
Author: charismatic rough-skinned people who are hurt sanctuary

How do you know the FSU prof was shortporch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2Ã#35157537)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: vivacious soggy ticket booth idiot

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2687316&forum_id=2#26509710

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2Ã#35637203)



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Date: June 25th, 2019 3:04 AM
Author: Topaz swashbuckling base idea he suggested

Yeah WLMAS is very trustworthy when it comes to identifying posters

-Pleasureman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2Ã#38436084)



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Date: June 25th, 2019 3:05 AM
Author: Seedy lettuce

Didn’t you steal money from some down on his luck poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2Ã#38436088)



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Date: June 25th, 2019 3:07 AM
Author: Topaz swashbuckling base idea he suggested

Are you drinking again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2Ã#38436092)



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Date: June 25th, 2019 3:47 AM
Author: Seedy lettuce

No but that happened right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2Ã#38436139)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: beady-eyed hateful lodge

WTF. Knew that dood IRL and would never have pegged him as a poaster. We need decoder rings or a secret handshake or some shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2Ã#35157573)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 2:10 PM
Author: Deranged blue party of the first part elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2Ã#35161036)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: sepia concupiscible quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2Ã#35161142)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: vivacious soggy ticket booth idiot

the Tallahassee Democrat has published an explosive 99-minute video of the prosecutors' interview of hit man Luis Rivera. Rivera states (beginning at 11:06:17 of the video) that he and hit man Sigfredo Garcia saw Wendi Adelson walking the children in front of Dan Markel's home the day before the murder and that Wendi was making sure that the hit men were there to kill Dan before he left on a flight the following day:

Wendi's walking this way with the two kids. ... What's up with this lady? Why is she looking so much? [Garcia says] that's the lady. That's Wendi. What's she doing up here? ...

[Garcia says] she came up to make sure everything's all right because he's leaving out of town tomorrow. So it's gotta get done tomorrow morning before he leaves. ...

Garcia asks Katie [Magbanua] what she's doing up here? ... I asked him what's she doing up here? He said she came up here to see if everything's is all right with the kids. You gotta know something beside that shit. What is she doing up here? She knows you're up here. She knows we're up here. So what's she doing up here?

He calls Katie. Hey what's going on? I seen this lady up here? ... She's making sure everything's fine ... He's leaving tomorrow on the flight or wherever the f* he was going. ... So we gotta do this tomorrow because he's leaving and she came up to see the kids. ... She's just making sure everything's all right with the kids.

She wants to make sure we was up here. She wants to make sure she wasn't paying him for nothing.

Tallahassee Democrat, Rivera: 'We Were Coming Up Here to Kill Somebody':

Rivera last week pleaded guilty to second-degree murder and was sentenced to a 7-year prison term in exchange for his cooperation with prosecutors. He is currently serving 12 years in federal prison on an unrelated charge.

In an interview with investigators obtained by the Tallahassee Democrat, Rivera laid out how he was connected to the plot and how the hit went down in broad daylight in July 2014. ...

There was $100,000 in cash waiting once the murder was done. Garcia, who would take $40,000, promised him $35,000. The rest, and then some, went to Garcias on-and-off girlfriend Katherine Magbanua, Rivera said.

He said he was hesitant to come along. He told police he didn't want to kill anybody. He asked why they were killing Markel. Because the lady wants her two kids back, Rivera said. She wants full custody of the kids. That was the plan...Were going to kill this guy for the kids. Are you serious? ...

Katie is the woman in the middle doing everything, Rivera said in his interview. "It's all because of Katie, man. She had him crazy. She would go cheat on him and she would tell him if you want me back you have to go do this." ...

Garcias Miami attorney, Saam Zangeneh learned about Riveras statement through the Tallahassee Democrat. He said it was unfortunate prosecutors were relying so heavily on Riveras statement in moving forward. The State Attorneys Office has gone all in with Luis Rivera, and theyre either going to sink with him or swim with him, Zangeneh said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2Ã#35637330)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: deep church rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2Ã#35637331)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: ungodly set azn

Nigger event

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2Ã#35637336)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 12:22 PM
Author: orange know-it-all macaca

You seem normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2Ã#38337730)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: Deranged blue party of the first part elastic band

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2Ã#38337739)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: sepia concupiscible quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2Ã#38337722)



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Date: June 23rd, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: Seedy lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2Ã#38430673)



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Date: June 24th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: sepia concupiscible quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2Ã#38432237)



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Date: June 24th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: Vibrant messiness

Bruh. I matched with the lady on Bumble, whatsapped with her provocatively, and posted the whole content in a thread a few years ago.

An XOer fucking OUTTED the thread to her, someone who hires hitmen, and now I basically lurk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2Ã#38432246)



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Date: June 24th, 2019 11:49 AM
Author: sepia concupiscible quadroon

:(

Bro you had a 180 GODMODE thread, I cannot believe some fucker did that shit to you. I wish I could hear more about the pre-outing encounters you had with her but I know you don't wanna ruin shit more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2Ã#38432262)



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Date: June 25th, 2019 2:14 AM
Author: Seedy lettuce

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2Ã#38436048)



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Date: June 25th, 2019 2:26 AM
Author: Soul-stirring chapel

no one is going to believe anything you poast since that sister tinder flame you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2Ã#38436060)



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Date: June 25th, 2019 2:30 AM
Author: Seedy lettuce

Some other poster claimed to have matched and gone out with a girls do porn girl (a verified grad student, which made the claim seem more credible). Small world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2Ã#38436062)



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Date: June 25th, 2019 8:52 AM
Author: honey-headed dashing mother lay

Lol the mugshot on abovethelaw is the first time I’ve actually seen a picture of the squat Mayan “mastermind.” The killers should have manned up and used the plot as a headfake to kidnap Wendi and make her a sex slave so they could spend all day honking her big sloppy Jewmom tits. Too bad they were weak little bitches that let a fucking barrel bodied toad cuck and boss them around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2Ã#38436549)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2Ã#49235615)