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Any tips for getting a 6 and 3 year old to make it through mass?

Older one is fine sometimes but the 3 year old wants to get ...
titus chicken
  09/28/25
lol @ goyim. no 3 y/o sits thru shul. why would you expect t...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  09/28/25
It’s usually slightly less than an hour. I feel l...
titus chicken
  09/28/25
you're just gonna make them hate it and resent going -- if t...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  09/28/25
I thought jews very deliberately put their kids in long bori...
Burisma
  09/28/25
you thought wrong. ortho jews are all about making judaism f...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  09/28/25
Brother I read a parenting book by some kike that explicitly...
Burisma
  09/28/25
Three year old to the crying room. Six year old should be w...
A Dick is Not Dispositive
  09/28/25
wtf is a crying room? is this some spaceporn thing?
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  09/28/25
(disgusting protestant)
.........\'.........\'\'.......\'\'\'
  09/28/25
Obviously you're not a catholic.
A Dick is Not Dispositive
  09/28/25
G-d doesn't exist. In this moment , I am euphoric.
Paralegal Cucumbers
  09/28/25
They don't have child care set up somewhere in the building?...
excellent subthread
  09/28/25
Doesnt your church have a glass bubble room where parents wi...
Mr Right
  09/28/25
why do u goyim consider a 3yo unruly if he cant sit quiet fo...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  09/28/25
(boorish black baptist)
.........\'.........\'\'.......\'\'\'
  09/28/25
poor rc? there should be friendly play groups for kids. it s...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  09/28/25
crap flame
.........\'.........\'\'.......\'\'\'
  09/28/25
no wonder you goyim molest kids.
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  09/28/25
whereas you jews marry them
Mr Right
  09/28/25
that's muslims, actually
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  09/28/25
arent you suppose to not be using electronic devices on Sund...
Mr Right
  09/28/25
on the seventh day he rested -- saturday
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  09/28/25
We don't. That's why there is a crying room.
A Dick is Not Dispositive
  09/28/25
why do u goyim use the name crying room as if there's someth...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  09/28/25
its called that because its supposed to be for babies. you r...
Brother Peter Dimond
  09/28/25
The whole point of Catholic mass is to show off your entire ...
A Dick is Not Dispositive
  09/28/25
...
Drunkard
  09/28/25
Allow rent seeking doctors to drug them into a semi-lobotomi...
Fucking Fuckface
  09/28/25
do the sat evening mass or noon on sundays. Don’t do 9...
al bundy
  09/28/25
Cr. Or the youth mass at 5 p.m.
A Dick is Not Dispositive
  09/28/25
is this a novus ordo mass? first of all, dont go to those ...
Brother Peter Dimond
  09/28/25
Good luck finding TLM. You know who wants it gone.
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  09/28/25
depends on location i guess. here theres fssp(4 sunday mass ...
Brother Peter Dimond
  09/28/25
exorcism
CapTTTainFalcon
  09/28/25
full submersion, repeated dunking, in boiling sierra mist un...
CapTTTainFalcon
  09/28/25
benadryl
Brilyn Hollyhand
  09/28/25
Feed them a healthy diet and they won’t be unruly.
Drunkard
  09/28/25
We used to keep our kid w us during service until it was cle...
Pajeet Singh
  09/28/25
don't they have a set aside children's mass or something lik...
ron powerhouse
  09/28/25
LJL at friendless geek and autistic DBG lecturing others ITT
Mymanides
  09/28/25


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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: titus chicken

Older one is fine sometimes but the 3 year old wants to get up and walk around and explore and the older one wants to do the same once one of us takes him to the back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49308677)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


lol @ goyim. no 3 y/o sits thru shul. why would you expect them to? they either stay home w/ the wife, or there are kids play groups. a 3 y/o cant sit quiet in a chair for a 2 hr religious service. wtf are u thinking.

even the 6yo has no business being in a religious service for more than 10 minutes of sitting you to practice behaving. you think he knows wtf is going on on a meaningful level?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49308686)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: titus chicken

It’s usually slightly less than an hour.

I feel like I’m supposed to take them? Should I not be taking them until they are older?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49308704)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


you're just gonna make them hate it and resent going -- if they arent mature enough to sit there quietly for an hour long religious service. you're asking way too much of even the 6y/o, unless he's mature enough which most arent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49308709)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: Burisma

I thought jews very deliberately put their kids in long boring situations where they can’t go anywhere to build character or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49308930)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


you thought wrong. ortho jews are all about making judaism fun for the little kids and getting them used to the environment -- then u get told later u need to study torah all day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49308938)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: Burisma

Brother I read a parenting book by some kike that explicitly said this. “The blessings of a skinned knee” iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49309214)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:16 AM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive

Three year old to the crying room. Six year old should be with Cheerios and Christ themed coloring books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49308695)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


wtf is a crying room? is this some spaceporn thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49308792)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: .........\'.........\'\'.......\'\'\' (Dotski Carlisle, You Old Shrew!)


(disgusting protestant)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49308796)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive

Obviously you're not a catholic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49308934)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Paralegal Cucumbers

G-d doesn't exist. In this moment , I am euphoric.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49308698)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: excellent subthread

They don't have child care set up somewhere in the building? I thought everyone had that. What about Sunday school?

Anyway, our normal routine when we had young kids was Grandma and Grandpa go to early service, we drop the kids off to them in the parking lot, and then they keep them so we have a few hours of peace until we get together for an early dinner at 3 or 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49308783)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Mr Right

Doesnt your church have a glass bubble room where parents with unruly kids can sit?

Please dont bring disruptive kids to church.

Why not have one parent do Saturday evening mass solo, and that one can stay home Sunday with 3yo. The rest of you can go to mass Sunday.

Otherwise, a promise of ice cream after church works wonders.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49308843)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


why do u goyim consider a 3yo unruly if he cant sit quiet for an hour religious service? that's just a 3yo being a 3yo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49308857)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: .........\'.........\'\'.......\'\'\' (Dotski Carlisle, You Old Shrew!)


(boorish black baptist)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49308861)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


poor rc? there should be friendly play groups for kids. it shouldnt be some hellroom punishment for 3 yo's being 3 yo's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49308868)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: .........\'.........\'\'.......\'\'\' (Dotski Carlisle, You Old Shrew!)


crap flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49308875)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


no wonder you goyim molest kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49308881)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Mr Right

whereas you jews marry them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49308885)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


that's muslims, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49308924)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: Mr Right

arent you suppose to not be using electronic devices on Sunday or something, jewboi? Go spin your menorah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49308865)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


on the seventh day he rested -- saturday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49308871)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive

We don't. That's why there is a crying room.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49308935)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


why do u goyim use the name crying room as if there's something wrong with the kids? crying room sounds like theyre having some major tantrum. why cant it just be the playroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49308941)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Brother Peter Dimond

its called that because its supposed to be for babies. you really shouldnt be taking even a three year old in there unless theyre jealous that a younger sibling goes in there with mom or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49308999)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive

The whole point of Catholic mass is to show off your entire beautiful family in their Sunday finest and feel smug and superior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49308937)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Drunkard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49308950)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Allow rent seeking doctors to drug them into a semi-lobotomized state. If things get tough, abdicate parental responsibility by frying their developing minds with screens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49308864)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: al bundy

do the sat evening mass or noon on sundays. Don’t do 9am or 10:30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49308887)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive

Cr. Or the youth mass at 5 p.m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49308939)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Brother Peter Dimond

is this a novus ordo mass? first of all, dont go to those

if it was a latin mass parish it would probably be full of kids their age and younger so yours doing this would be nbd unless theres something wrong with them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49308888)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🐿️ )

Good luck finding TLM. You know who wants it gone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49309028)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Brother Peter Dimond

depends on location i guess. here theres fssp(4 sunday mass times) and sspx pretty close plus a sede place like 40 minutes away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49309193)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

exorcism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49308936)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

full submersion, repeated dunking, in boiling sierra mist until the electric jew is driven out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49308940)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: Brilyn Hollyhand ((zurich is stained))

benadryl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49308951)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: Drunkard

Feed them a healthy diet and they won’t be unruly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49308952)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Pajeet Singh

We used to keep our kid w us during service until it was clear he'd had it and then one of us would take him to the church daycare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49309022)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: ron powerhouse

don't they have a set aside children's mass or something like that where all the families with young kids go and no one cares?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49309078)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Mymanides (HYMAN)

LJL at friendless geek and autistic DBG lecturing others ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Ã#49309198)