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Odious national sweet tailpipe
  02/03/18
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Bearded pearly toaster feces
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frozen stirring shitlib
  02/03/18
"im gay"
excitant ceo
  02/03/18
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Gay business firm masturbator
  02/03/18
"ur hired"
Scarlet Titillating Site
  02/03/18
absolutely devastating
excitant ceo
  02/03/18
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ethereal connection
  10/24/25
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ethereal connection
  10/24/25
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Yapping jap school
  02/03/18
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ethereal connection
  10/24/25
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Ungodly Crackhouse
  02/03/18
Sure. After majoring in political science, I attended one of...
electric infuriating library
  02/03/18
Tell me about a time you handled a vicious attack from an un...
Odious national sweet tailpipe
  02/03/18
Sure. During the last megapoaster madness, where I went all ...
electric infuriating library
  02/03/18
I see. Can you go into a bit more specific detail about how ...
Odious national sweet tailpipe
  02/03/18
Sure. Like I said, the key is to address the situation witho...
electric infuriating library
  02/03/18
*subtle but unmistakable note of impatience enters my tone o...
Odious national sweet tailpipe
  02/03/18
lol at this point in my career I'd probably say "I don'...
electric infuriating library
  02/03/18
cr not to put up with this shit. i interviewed at Amazon...
Odious national sweet tailpipe
  02/03/18
I'm OK with a hostile interviewer. What I am not OK with is ...
electric infuriating library
  02/03/18
i niggerthread i hookerthread i gookthread i fake retire ...
Aquamarine home
  02/03/18
This question is so easy yet so mysteriously hard for sooo m...
Drunken reading party
  02/03/18
it's impossible to answer without lying.
Aquamarine home
  02/03/18
We're waiting...
Odious national sweet tailpipe
  02/03/18
This is fucking child’s play lmao
Drunken reading party
  02/03/18
still waiting
Bearded pearly toaster feces
  02/03/18
Well... thanks for coming in today. Your recruiter will foll...
Odious national sweet tailpipe
  02/03/18
In all of my academic and professional experiences, I’ve dem...
Drunken reading party
  02/03/18
OK, breaking schtick here: That's a fucking horrible answer....
Odious national sweet tailpipe
  02/03/18
I’m an investment banker with a 90% hit rate on high stress ...
Drunken reading party
  02/03/18
(JJC)
useless 180 theater dysfunction
  02/03/18
lmao ok "Prodigy" here's a tip: get out of dan...
Odious national sweet tailpipe
  02/03/18
I do like you more for getting that reference. Anyway suppos...
Drunken reading party
  02/03/18
why break schtick? that's exactly what any real interviewer ...
frisky sick shrine yarmulke
  02/03/18
Future thread readers: if autistic, professionally unsuccess...
Drunken reading party
  02/03/18
lmao JJJJJC!!!
glittery bipolar corn cake church
  04/29/19
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charismatic very tactful native
  02/03/18
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Puce Hominid Principal's Office
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Startling Institution Police Squad
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Appetizing friendly grandma
  05/16/18
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Odious national sweet tailpipe
  04/29/19
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Weed smoker 420
  10/24/25
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ethereal connection
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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: Odious national sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#35315122)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: Bearded pearly toaster feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#35315124)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:42 PM
Author: frozen stirring shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#35315125)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:42 PM
Author: excitant ceo

"im gay"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#35315126)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: Gay business firm masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#35315137)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:44 PM
Author: Scarlet Titillating Site

"ur hired"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#35315141)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: excitant ceo

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#35315176)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: ethereal connection



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#49371265)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: ethereal connection



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#49371266)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Yapping jap school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#35315166)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: ethereal connection



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#49371267)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:42 PM
Author: Ungodly Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#35315135)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:44 PM
Author: electric infuriating library

Sure. After majoring in political science, I attended one of America's top ranked law schools. It was there that I discovered the greatbort. I started out as a lurker before creating an account to ask for career advice. From there, I successfully transitioned to poasting about how askav and steez are actually 100% straight despite routinely engaging in activities that appear to be extremely homoerotic. The skills I developed in that position allowed me to become a big time IFNB poaster and later to expand into threads about how peterman takes enormous trucker cocks at our nation's interstate highway stops.

As you can see, I also have significant experience rating posters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#35315142)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Odious national sweet tailpipe

Tell me about a time you handled a vicious attack from an unhinged pumo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#35315173)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: electric infuriating library

Sure. During the last megapoaster madness, where I went all the way to the Elite 8, I was attacked by a quotemo who called me whiny and attention seeking. The important thing to understand about these guys is that they just want attention, and the best way to handle it is ignore their threads and quietly contact the mods if they out you. If you try to argue with them or make it clear that you consider it a big deal, you get into situations like RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#35315193)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:55 PM
Author: Odious national sweet tailpipe

I see. Can you go into a bit more specific detail about how you handled the "megapoaster madness" situation and the outcomes your actions generated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#35315226)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: electric infuriating library

Sure. Like I said, the key is to address the situation without replying to any of the deranged pumo's threads or making it obvious that you are addressing the situation. One of the things I like to do is log in with my alts and bump threads that are on the second or third page. This drops the deranged pumo's threads about me to the bottom of the screen, where they will get less attention and disappear more quickly. This often resolves the situation by itself. I can then contact mods a day or two later to remove the threads when they have fallen off XO's radar. This eliminates the problem without giving the pumo the immediate gratification of knowing that their psychotic spam has generated moderator attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#35315258)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: Odious national sweet tailpipe

*subtle but unmistakable note of impatience enters my tone of voice*

OK, so is that what you did in this specific instance, or is it a general description of your typical approach to this sort of situation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#35315289)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:05 PM
Author: electric infuriating library

lol at this point in my career I'd probably say "I don't think this is going to work out" and leave if an interviewer got this anal on me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#35315302)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:07 PM
Author: Odious national sweet tailpipe

cr not to put up with this shit.

i interviewed at Amazon a few months ago and the dweebs interviewing me were getting off so hard on fulfilling some "hardcore, no-bullshit interrogator" persona. wanted to shove them all in the same locker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#35315321)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: electric infuriating library

I'm OK with a hostile interviewer. What I am not OK with is somebody who gets super anal over small distinctions or MAF that I'm not answering the exact question they asked. That is a sign that I would not enjoy the office culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#35315368)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: Aquamarine home

i niggerthread

i hookerthread

i gookthread

i fake retire

i come back for more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#35315179)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: Drunken reading party

This question is so easy yet so mysteriously hard for sooo many people. There’s nothing worse than hearing someone ramble through their life story without highlighting what they think is good for the role.

A quality well thought out pitch gets you far as hell in my book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#35315182)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: Aquamarine home

it's impossible to answer without lying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#35315188)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: Odious national sweet tailpipe

We're waiting...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#35315190)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Drunken reading party

This is fucking child’s play lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#35315202)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:55 PM
Author: Bearded pearly toaster feces

still waiting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#35315229)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: Odious national sweet tailpipe

Well... thanks for coming in today. Your recruiter will follow up with you if we decide to move forward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#35315232)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Drunken reading party

In all of my academic and professional experiences, I’ve demonstrated that I’m an excellent fit for X.

At X school, I did well in [Relevant classes] and solidified my interest in [field of job you’re interviewinf for]

I took [first job] because [rational reasons that follow from what you said before]. I learned X and excelled at [relevant shit]. Over time [logical reason for next job]

[Repeat as needed for subsequent jobs]

Going forward, id love to leverage my [skills you’ve already discussed above] in a role that provides [stuff that the job has that you’ve already proven you care about]. I’m confident this opportunity is an excellent fit and I’m excited to learn more about the role

*mic drop*

Fucking autists. It’s about pulling specific items from your story that highlight relevant skills so that it flows logically and makes you seem like the perfect candidate. Be salesy. Over time you’ll have it memorized and will be able to make subtle changes based on the particulars of the role you’re interviewjng for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#35315249)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: Odious national sweet tailpipe

OK, breaking schtick here: That's a fucking horrible answer. Please tell me you're 21 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#35315265)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: Drunken reading party

I’m an investment banker with a 90% hit rate on high stress interviews where your story is scrutinized especially closely. Sup.

I think jay-z once said “don’t bark up that tree, that tree will fall on you”

Seems relevant here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#35315274)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: useless 180 theater dysfunction

(JJC)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#35315308)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Odious national sweet tailpipe

lmao ok "Prodigy"

here's a tip: get out of dancing monkey frame early in the interview and they'll be far less "high stress." I know those Starbucks managers can grill you pretty hard, and we all want to see you succeed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#35315343)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Drunken reading party

I do like you more for getting that reference. Anyway suppose someone asks:

What are the principal levers that drive value in an LBO?

Walk me through the purchase accounting adjustments to the pro forma balance sheet in a stock merger

I just interviewed a guy with an engineering degree from MIT. Why should I hire you instead?

The interviews are often purposely high stress because interviewers are often shitheads and people use challenging questions to determine how you deal with pressure on the job.

It’s tough to convey whether or not I’m in what you call a dancing monkey frame without hearing and seeing my schpiel. The fact that you’re drawing conclusions based on that bare bones outline is more concerning than anything else - you can either be relaxed or figity, speaking too quickly or at a measured pace, be alternating tone or speaking in monotone like you’re reading a script, ect. What you say specifically is like only a quarter of the battle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#35315383)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:04 PM
Author: frisky sick shrine yarmulke

why break schtick? that's exactly what any real interviewer would say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#35315298)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:07 PM
Author: Drunken reading party

Future thread readers: if autistic, professionally unsuccessful xoxo posters dispute a particular approach to human communication, you’re likely better off following it dogmatically

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#35315316)



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Date: April 29th, 2019 12:07 AM
Author: glittery bipolar corn cake church

lmao JJJJJC!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#38157779)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: charismatic very tactful native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#35315207)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 6:15 PM
Author: Puce Hominid Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#35846874)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: Startling Institution Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#35847024)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Appetizing friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#36063456)



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Date: April 29th, 2019 12:04 AM
Author: Odious national sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#38157763)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Weed smoker 420



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#49371263)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: ethereal connection



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Ã#49371268)