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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
low-t irradiated cruise ship jap
  12/08/25
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low-t irradiated cruise ship jap
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Swashbuckling Headpube Philosopher-king
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
balding hell circlehead
  12/12/25
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umber chapel blood rage
  12/17/25
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hideous native hunting ground
  12/17/25
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fighting translucent locus
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
Razzmatazz ebony selfie
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
low-t irradiated cruise ship jap
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
Razzmatazz ebony selfie
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
low-t irradiated cruise ship jap
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
Orange Azn
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
low-t irradiated cruise ship jap
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
fuchsia mediation yarmulke
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
low-t irradiated cruise ship jap
  12/18/25
lol
Histrionic dog poop step-uncle's house
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
fuchsia mediation yarmulke
  12/17/25
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low-t irradiated cruise ship jap
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
umber chapel blood rage
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
Thriller orchestra pit
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
Histrionic dog poop step-uncle's house
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
umber chapel blood rage
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
Thriller orchestra pit
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
umber chapel blood rage
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
vivacious athletic conference center
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
Apoplectic hospital skinny woman
  12/17/25
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mind-boggling bearded library
  12/17/25
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vengeful turquoise state antidepressant drug
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
chartreuse theater
  12/17/25
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fear-inspiring flushed institution
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
low-t irradiated cruise ship jap
  12/17/25
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offensive telephone whorehouse
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
Crimson beady-eyed mexican
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
Indigo dilemma sneaky criminal
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
vivacious athletic conference center
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
Indigo dilemma sneaky criminal
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
vivacious athletic conference center
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
Indigo dilemma sneaky criminal
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
titillating twisted sex offender field
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
Thriller orchestra pit
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
Crimson beady-eyed mexican
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
Thriller orchestra pit
  12/17/25
...
titillating twisted sex offender field
  12/17/25
I am not!
Crimson beady-eyed mexican
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
carnelian trump supporter kitchen
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: low-t irradiated cruise ship jap

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: low-t irradiated cruise ship jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Headpube Philosopher-king

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: balding hell circlehead

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: umber chapel blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: hideous native hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: fighting translucent locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Razzmatazz ebony selfie

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: low-t irradiated cruise ship jap

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Razzmatazz ebony selfie

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: low-t irradiated cruise ship jap

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Orange Azn

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: low-t irradiated cruise ship jap

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: fuchsia mediation yarmulke

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: low-t irradiated cruise ship jap

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Histrionic dog poop step-uncle's house

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: fuchsia mediation yarmulke

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: low-t irradiated cruise ship jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: umber chapel blood rage

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Thriller orchestra pit

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Histrionic dog poop step-uncle's house

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: umber chapel blood rage

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Thriller orchestra pit

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: umber chapel blood rage

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: vivacious athletic conference center

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Apoplectic hospital skinny woman

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: mind-boggling bearded library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: vengeful turquoise state antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: chartreuse theater

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: fear-inspiring flushed institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: low-t irradiated cruise ship jap

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: offensive telephone whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Crimson beady-eyed mexican

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Indigo dilemma sneaky criminal

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: vivacious athletic conference center

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Indigo dilemma sneaky criminal

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: vivacious athletic conference center

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Indigo dilemma sneaky criminal

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: titillating twisted sex offender field

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Thriller orchestra pit

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Crimson beady-eyed mexican

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Thriller orchestra pit

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: titillating twisted sex offender field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Crimson beady-eyed mexican

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: carnelian trump supporter kitchen

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518198)