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concupiscible honey-headed regret hell
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MFCR alert
ungodly pisswyrm
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
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  08/21/19
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wonderful jap
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Aqua locus sound barrier
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Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
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emergency money
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You’re poor
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Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
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apoplectic plum cuck
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I just got one of these too FML
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How poor are you fuckers?
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There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
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I make 170k with 15% bonus
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I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
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I have like $40k in mine ljl
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great thread
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How are you this poor
Exhilarant shimmering space
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https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
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Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Cowardly Sanctuary Friendly Grandma
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I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Provocative Primrose Striped Hyena Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Provocative Primrose Striped Hyena Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Provocative Primrose Striped Hyena Telephone

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: avocado messiness

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: garnet rough-skinned ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Alcoholic costumed athletic conference mother

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: concupiscible honey-headed regret hell



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: ungodly pisswyrm

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Sadistic stage incel

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: wonderful jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Aqua locus sound barrier

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Alcoholic costumed athletic conference mother

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Sadistic stage incel

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Alcoholic costumed athletic conference mother

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: apoplectic plum cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Cocky pit coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Cocky pit coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (🇺🇸 🇵🇱)

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Coral Big-titted Reading Party

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Provocative Primrose Striped Hyena Telephone

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Exhilarant shimmering space

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: apoplectic plum cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: ungodly pisswyrm

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Provocative Primrose Striped Hyena Telephone

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: wonderful jap

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Provocative Primrose Striped Hyena Telephone

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Stirring green brunch gay wizard

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Provocative Primrose Striped Hyena Telephone

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed gas station skinny woman

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Provocative Primrose Striped Hyena Telephone

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: wine spectacular digit ratio

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: ultramarine frisky church

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Provocative Primrose Striped Hyena Telephone

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Provocative Primrose Striped Hyena Telephone

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: garnet rough-skinned ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: ultramarine frisky church

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Provocative Primrose Striped Hyena Telephone

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Provocative Primrose Striped Hyena Telephone

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Exhilarant shimmering space

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Provocative Primrose Striped Hyena Telephone

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Cowardly Sanctuary Friendly Grandma

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Provocative Primrose Striped Hyena Telephone

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Provocative Primrose Striped Hyena Telephone

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Provocative Primrose Striped Hyena Telephone

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#49264493)