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curious khaki plaza
  07/02/19
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curious khaki plaza
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
curious khaki plaza
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
glittery brethren tanning salon
  12/20/20
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Rough-skinned pozpig church
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
sticky sanctuary circlehead
  08/21/19
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Pontificating Ticket Booth Indirect Expression
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
cruel-hearted site
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Sapphire Passionate Lay
  08/21/19
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Maize Awkward Stain Nursing Home
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
primrose hairy legs
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
sticky sanctuary circlehead
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Sapphire Passionate Lay
  08/21/19
emergency money
sticky sanctuary circlehead
  08/21/19
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metal mad cow disease station
  09/01/19
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mind-boggling very tactful area
  03/06/20
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mind-boggling very tactful area
  09/10/21
hehe
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  09/13/25
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...,....,,........
  09/13/25
You’re poor
Startling resort messiness
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
curious khaki plaza
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Exciting Public Bath
  09/01/19
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metal mad cow disease station
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
cruel-hearted site
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
curious khaki plaza
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
Maize Awkward Stain Nursing Home
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
curious khaki plaza
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Mildly autistic place of business
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
curious khaki plaza
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
apoplectic dun library potus
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
curious khaki plaza
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Stirring bistre candlestick maker
  09/10/21
great thread
fishy tank
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
curious khaki plaza
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
curious khaki plaza
  04/10/23
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Rough-skinned pozpig church
  04/10/23
i love men
fishy tank
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
curious khaki plaza
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
curious khaki plaza
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Exciting Public Bath
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
curious khaki plaza
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Vibrant Chestnut Pistol Menage
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
curious khaki plaza
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
curious khaki plaza
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
curious khaki plaza
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
Zero Income No Kids
  09/13/25


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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: curious khaki plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: curious khaki plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: curious khaki plaza

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: glittery brethren tanning salon

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Rough-skinned pozpig church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: sticky sanctuary circlehead

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Pontificating Ticket Booth Indirect Expression



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: cruel-hearted site

MFCR alert

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Sapphire Passionate Lay

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Maize Awkward Stain Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: primrose hairy legs

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: sticky sanctuary circlehead

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Sapphire Passionate Lay

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: sticky sanctuary circlehead

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: mind-boggling very tactful area



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: mind-boggling very tactful area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (🇺🇸 🇵🇱)

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Startling resort messiness

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: curious khaki plaza

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Exciting Public Bath

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: cruel-hearted site

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: curious khaki plaza

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Maize Awkward Stain Nursing Home

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: curious khaki plaza

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Mildly autistic place of business

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: curious khaki plaza

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: apoplectic dun library potus

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: curious khaki plaza

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Stirring bistre candlestick maker

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: fishy tank

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: curious khaki plaza

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: curious khaki plaza

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Rough-skinned pozpig church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: fishy tank

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: curious khaki plaza

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: curious khaki plaza

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Exciting Public Bath

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: curious khaki plaza

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Vibrant Chestnut Pistol Menage

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: curious khaki plaza

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: curious khaki plaza

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: curious khaki plaza

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#49264493)