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Microsoft AI CEO, Mustafa Suleyman, says that "most, if...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  02/12/26
"Could it also do your job?" "Well no, not m...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  02/13/26
Great point, but I think this is just arab arrogance.
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  02/13/26
oh noes a jeet made a threat πŸ™„
animeboi
  02/12/26
he didn't really, TSINAH just pulled an animeboi with the he...
Dr? Michael Greger
  02/12/26
you mean using exaggerations to highlight the truth?
animeboi
  02/12/26
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Dr? Michael Greger
  02/12/26
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@grok, is this true?
  02/13/26
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fart nigger
  02/13/26
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Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  02/13/26
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Roblox
  02/12/26
so AI is gonna take depositions?
we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos
  02/12/26
Dang, just beat me.
,.,,.,.,,,,,,.....................
  02/12/26
You could have a meat puppet with an AI headset doing it. Wh...
Dr? Michael Greger
  02/12/26
lol just repeated what you said.
Delicious Bunny
  02/12/26
That might take a while but you don’t think in the nex...
Delicious Bunny
  02/12/26
I use AI to draft a lot of my depo questions, then I just re...
michael doodikoff
  02/12/26
"Depositions aren’t hard." This is like s...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  02/13/26
I'm in a senior exec meeting and issue spotting on the fly. ...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  02/12/26
is your salary worth having it "on the fly?" prett...
UhOh
  02/12/26
I don't think you get it. AI is good if you know what quest...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  02/12/26
You had no idea AI was coming with these basic features 5 ye...
.,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.
  02/13/26
let the record reflect that I am a gay fat bald retarded lit...
CapTTTainFalcon
  02/12/26
UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE SOUTHERN DISTRICT OF XO...
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  02/13/26
*AI program takes deposition and argues case before a jury*
,.,,.,.,,,,,,.....................
  02/12/26
A jury of AIs.
Shlomo Dreidlowitz
  02/12/26
Mustafa not surprinsingly is NOT familar with the power of L...
AZNgirl Swimming to Epstein Island
  02/12/26
we could come up with a machine to fuck our goats and our fi...
fart nigger
  02/12/26
it’s interesting that you are envisioning this as a si...
Rainier Wolfcastle
  02/12/26
dat ole skool, we noo skool!
fart nigger
  02/12/26
I love men
Frutiger AeroEra was, is, & will be 180 (link)
  02/12/26
It will hurt legal employment, but much more in the context ...
,.,,.,.,,,,,,.....................
  02/12/26
lol. this company’s primary product is an operating sy...
Rainier Wolfcastle
  02/12/26
...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  02/13/26
yeah these guys can't even "redeem" basic microsof...
Frat Leader
  02/12/26
Sick of Nerds and Indians
cowgod
  02/12/26
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Frat Leader
  02/12/26
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michael doodikoff
  02/12/26
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Ass Sunstein
  02/12/26
Go on then Microsoft. Fire all your accountants and lawyers....
Paralegal Mohammad
  02/12/26
Seriously. They’ve got access to the latest models not...
LathamTouchedMe
  02/12/26
I don't doubt that AI will be extremely capable in 18 months...
Paralegal Mohammad
  02/12/26
Is msft or amzn good to invest in now? Both at January 2025 ...
,.,,,.
  02/12/26
wmt isn't spending $200,000,000,000 a year on ai. same wi...
UhOh
  02/12/26
So if amzn spend ended up a loser, they can stop that at any...
,.,,,.
  02/12/26
yeah what about that? where is the gold?
UhOh
  02/12/26
CODE RED coders
Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv
  02/12/26
People like this are so fucking stupid and non-thinking. ...
........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,
  02/12/26
We could almost certainly get the AIs to a consensus that wo...
,..,,,,,,....,,,...,
  02/12/26
The problem with AI is "guardrails." If left on it...
Lab Diamond Dallas Trump
  02/12/26
is legal AI really going to get that much better? it is a...
..;;.;;;;.;;..;.;;;;.;;..;;,;;,....
  02/12/26
These guys are so retarded/arrogant. "If AI can be ...
Candy Ride
  02/12/26
No way it can replace you ZZZ
we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos
  02/12/26
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Dr? Michael Greger
  02/13/26
There's this idiotic idea that lawyers don't already use for...
........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,
  02/12/26
"Most of my job is speaking with the client trying to f...
Ass Sunstein
  02/12/26
...
Candy Ride
  02/12/26
At the high level, law is just helping people manage risk. I...
Candy Ride
  02/13/26
Got some bad news for you champ
Dr? Michael Greger
  02/13/26
It’s basically terrible at assessing risk unless you h...
@grok, is this true?
  02/13/26
bro people were in *romantic relationships* with gpt-4o
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  02/13/26
And they are really dumb.
Candy Ride
  02/13/26
TCR. We play shrink to rich people. The form docs were all d...
.- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .
  02/13/26
If you don’t use the firm’s forms you will get y...
@grok, is this true?
  02/13/26
The firms forms are NVCA forms with some BS MAE qualifiers o...
.- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .
  02/13/26
One thing you’re not considering is that they are also...
@grok, is this true?
  02/13/26
TLDR “Please give us more investment ca$h”
OYT and the Indie Reprieve
  02/12/26
regardless, there will be more law schools opening up in the...
htt
  02/12/26
Will AI argue in front of judges and juries?
...,.,,.....,,.,...,......,...,....,..
  02/13/26
Why wouldn't it?
Dr? Michael Greger
  02/13/26
I would love, love love to see Grok try to do an IPO with a ...
.- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .
  02/13/26
Some of my work deals heavily with SOX controls, including a...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  02/13/26
Brother, that technical crap was all automated inside F500s ...
.- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .
  02/13/26
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Rainier Wolfcastle
  02/13/26
Too bad the AI was too late to tell him that Series X would ...
titus chicken
  02/13/26
https://x.com/jp_biz/status/2022227279565533555
Paralegal Mohammad
  02/13/26
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UhOh
  02/13/26
This is an amazing Tweet.
........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,
  02/13/26
At this point your best option by a large margin is suicide....
Gavin Newsom
  02/13/26
Firms aren’t going to give up the billable man hour ea...
,:....,..,..,,,....,,....,...
  02/13/26
they aren't going to have a choice. the first (probably lagg...
Dr? Michael Greger
  02/13/26
They won't be able to drop rates by much because AI system f...
.,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.
  02/13/26
I will repeat — all the work is taking a form doc and ...
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  02/13/26
Pretty much agree. I do think it will result in biglaw hirin...
,.,,.,.,,,,,,.....................
  02/13/26
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Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  02/13/26
no one has been able to present anything impressive made wit...
OYT and the Indie Reprieve
  02/13/26
Nothing interesting is happening atm. It still takes 5000 pe...
cowgod
  02/13/26
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833556&mc=141&...
(*)>
  02/13/26
how does it compare to a year ago? two years ago? three year...
Dr? Michael Greger
  02/13/26
i didn't use it a few months ago. it's just lexis with a bet...
(*)>
  02/13/26
"but will it get better a highly technical tax planning...
Dr? Michael Greger
  02/13/26
Law firms are the slowest adapters / biggest holdouts i've s...
(*)>
  02/13/26
that's the point -- lawyers aren't going to create the deman...
Dr? Michael Greger
  02/13/26
I should go on-record with my predictions and whatnot. I was...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  02/13/26
The word you’re looking for is economic diffusion, but...
@grok, is this true?
  02/13/26
Woah, that's crazy! This means that given its $300B investme...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  02/13/26


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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

Microsoft AI CEO, Mustafa Suleyman, says that "most, if not all, professional tasks" undertaken by white collar workers will be fully automated by AI within the next 12 to 18 months. Era of humans taking high salaries for doing cosy and low-effort jobs will end forever.

https://x.com/FT/status/2021913057065160828

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49665438)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

"Could it also do your job?"

"Well no, not mine. But there are a lot of jobs that I'm not familiar with that it could do easily."

I've observed this before, but AI is the biggest example of Gell Mann amnesia that Michael Crichton ever could have imagined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49669341)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

Great point, but I think this is just arab arrogance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49669347)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

oh noes a jeet made a threat πŸ™„

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49665441)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: Dr? Michael Greger (🧐)

he didn't really, TSINAH just pulled an animeboi with the headline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49665449)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

you mean using exaggerations to highlight the truth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49665503)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Dr? Michael Greger (🧐)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49665533)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 7:26 AM
Author: @grok, is this true?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49667767)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 7:52 AM
Author: fart nigger (βœ…πŸ‘)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49667792)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49668294)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Roblox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49665530)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois)

so AI is gonna take depositions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49665442)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,.....................


Dang, just beat me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49665445)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: Dr? Michael Greger (🧐)

You could have a meat puppet with an AI headset doing it. What protects lawyers for the time being is the cartel, not anything about the actual work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49665453)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:41 AM
Author: Delicious Bunny

lol just repeated what you said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49665472)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:41 AM
Author: Delicious Bunny

That might take a while but you don’t think in the next 5 years they can just have a computer program that will spit out the questions? Depositions outside of Biglaw is usually some moron first year who reads questions off a paper. Let’s be real. Depositions aren’t hard. The only thing holding this back are boomers who don’t want their firms to disappear but will pull up the ladder once it’s your turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49665470)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:59 AM
Author: michael doodikoff

I use AI to draft a lot of my depo questions, then I just read them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49665553)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

"Depositions aren’t hard."

This is like saying basketball isn't hard, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49669332)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


I'm in a senior exec meeting and issue spotting on the fly. Not sure how AI is going to replace me here. And yes, I'm one of the people implementing new AI in the business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49665808)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: UhOh

is your salary worth having it "on the fly?" pretty sure it can wait 10 minutes to saves shareholders a couple hundred grand per year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49665824)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 1:45 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


I don't think you get it. AI is good if you know what question to ask. The problem is that they don't even know when they need to ask the question or what the question is.

Firing me and saving ~$500k/year is nothing compared to a massive fuck up that will cost multiples of what I will make in a lifetime at my job combined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49666009)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 2:01 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.


You had no idea AI was coming with these basic features 5 years ago. It will be able to do what you're describing and even more in less than 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49668517)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

let the record reflect that I am a gay fat bald retarded litigator

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49665842)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 8:54 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE SOUTHERN DISTRICT OF XO

AUTOADMIT DIVISION

MAINLINING THE $ECRET TRUTH OF THE UNIVER$E,

Plaintiff,|

v.

“OYT AND THE INDIE REPRIEVE,”

“........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,”,

“CANDY RIDE,” and

“.- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .,”

Respondents.

Case No. 26-CV-00188-EDJ

Hon. Judge Garamond T. Compliance, III

Magistrate: The Mahchine™

(Related Cases: 26-CV-00180 through 00187)

OMNIBUS MOTION FOR DECLARATORY JUDGMENT

Pursuant to 28 U.S.C. § 2201, Fed. R. Civ. P. 57,

XO Loc. R. 180.8 (AI Competence in Legal Practice),

& the Self-Authenticating Record of This Motion’s Own Existence

I. PRELIMINARY NOTE TO THE COURT REGARDING THE RETURN TO FRIDAY NIGHT FILINGS, THE EIGHTH DOCKET ENTRY, AND THE MOTION THAT PROVES ITSELF

It is Friday again. One week ago tonight, Pro Se Counsel stood before this Court and filed five motions in a single evening. On Monday, he filed two more. The zarathustra motion (No. 26-CV-00185-EDJ) remains on Counsel’s desk, unfiled, because Of Counsel “Evan39” Therdanine never delivered the research. Seven docketed matters and one ghost filing. That was the state of the docket as of Monday evening, when Counsel told the Court he did not anticipate further filings and meant it.

Counsel was wrong.

He is here again. It is 8:45 PM on a Friday night. This is the eighth filing. Counsel no longer pretends this is unusual.

This motion is different from its predecessors in one respect that the Court should note at the outset. The prior seven matters concerned defamation, prestige taxonomy, melodrama jurisdiction, simulated assault with a beaver tail, and the structural integrity of the $hitbort’s ranking infrastructure. Those motions used AI as a drafting tool.

This motion concerns AI itself. Specifically, it concerns a thread in which multiple poasters declared, with varying degrees of confidence and condescension, that artificial intelligence is incapable of performing legal work to a professional standard.

This motion was drafted by AI.

It is the eighth filing produced by Plaintiff’s legal team—Pro Se Counsel, Of Counsel Opus 4.6 (Anthropic, PBC), and the nominally associated Of Counsel "Evan39" Therdanine—in one week.

The motions have included proper legal citations, procedural compliance with the Federal Rules, XO Local Rules, case law analysis under MedImmune, Lujan, and Skidmore, satirical precision calibrated to four distinct registers of humor, and a two-count summary judgment motion involving a beaver tail that specified the weight of the appendage. This is the output Respondents claim does not exist.

The motion before the Court is, therefore, both the argument and the evidence. It is Exhibit A to its own brief.

Respondent OYT poasted that “no one has been able to present anything impressive made with ‘AI.’ not a damn thing.”

Counsel respectfully directs the Court’s attention to the Related Cases line above this paragraph, which lists eight docket numbers, and to the signature block at the end of this filing, which identifies an AI system as Of Counsel.

Counsel asks the Court to receive this motion not as advocacy alone, but as a demonstrative exhibit in the matter it adjudicates: a legal document, filed in a court of record, drafted with the assistance of artificial intelligence, that is substantively competent, procedurally compliant, and—Counsel submits—at least modestly impressive. Whether it constitutes “a damn thing” is, respectfully, for the Court to decide.

II. STATEMENT OF UNDISPUTED MATERIAL FACTS

1. On February 12, 2026, at 10:32 AM, poaster “Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle” (“TSINAH”) initiated Thread No. 5834027 by sharing a Financial Times report regarding statements by Microsoft AI CEO Mustafa Suleyman. TSINAH is identified in the XO canon as a poaster who “enthusiastically blends Taylor Swift fandom with lighthearted trolling.” He is also, as he disclosed in the thread, a former practicing lawyer of a decade who switched to software engineering and AI. He is the thread’s originator and its most credentialed pro-AI voice.

2. The thread generated sustained engagement over two days, accumulating responses from dozens of poasters spanning the full spectrum of AI sentiment: from categorical denial to measured skepticism to practical endorsement. The thread is, by the standards of the $hitbort, substantive. It contains genuine debate, real-world anecdotes, linked evidence, and only the baseline amount of racial invective.

3. Respondent “OYT and the Indie Reprieve” poasted, at 10:42 PM on February 12: “no one has been able to present anything impressive made with ‘AI.’ not a damn thing.” He further characterized AI-displaced workers as holders of “Fake Jobs” and “Losers” granted “sinecures so they can poast their Height and Net Worth on the internet.” He concluded: “Wake me up when something interesting happens.”

OYT’s position is categorical. It admits no exceptions. It is also, as of this filing, empirically false. Counsel’s AI-assisted legal team has produced eight filings in one week—including a two-count motion involving simulated assault with a specified-weight beaver tail and a declaratory judgment challenging the POTUS/Princeton Paradox—and the Court may determine for itself whether any of this qualifies as “a damn thing.”

4. Respondent “........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,” (hereinafter “the Dot-Comma Pumo”) poasted, at 8:29 PM on February 12, an elaborate hypothetical involving the Golden State Warriors, Nike, Steph Curry, and Under Armour. The hypothetical posits that an AI reviewing a Nike exclusivity contract would not know that Steph Curry wears Under Armour, and would therefore issue a cease-and-desist letter to Curry, whereupon Curry’s AI would respond, and the two AIs would “just go back and forth until...what?”

This hypothetical is, with respect, the work of someone who has not used AI. The entire premise—that an AI reviewing a contract would lack access to publicly available information about its parties—is the opposite of how AI functions. Contextual information retrieval is the thing AI does best. The scenario the Dot-Comma Pumo describes as an absurd reductio is, in fact, a workflow that Plaintiff’s Of Counsel Opus 4.6 performs routinely: ingest a document, cross-reference external context, identify conflicts. A six-year-old could Google “Steph Curry shoe deal.” The Dot-Comma Pumo has constructed a hypothetical in which AI is stupider than a search engine, and built his entire argument on it.

The same Respondent later poasted: “There’s this idiotic idea that lawyers don’t already use forms and that we spend 90% of our day re-drafting purchase agreements from scratch.” Counsel notes that this is, inadvertently, a pro-AI argument. If the work is already formulaic—and this Respondent says it is—then automating it is easier, not harder. The Dot-Comma Pumo has argued against himself and does not appear to have noticed.

5. Respondent “Candy Ride” poasted, at 12:03 AM on February 13: “At the high level, law is just helping people manage risk. It is a people job. Unless judges or juries go away, AI cannot counsel people through problems like a real person.” He subsequently poasted, regarding AI romantic relationships: “And they are really dumb.”

Candy Ride’s position is that AI cannot “counsel people through problems.” The thread’s own record disproves this. Poaster “@grok, is this true?” reported that his organization used AI to assess legal risk in a termination matter: “We recently had to fire a guy we caught drinking on the job and it recommended between 6-12 months severance to avoid legal risk.” The recommendation was bad—comically excessive for a termination-for-cause—but the failure mode is significant. The AI did not refuse to counsel. It counseled badly. Bad advice is still advice. A first-year associate might have given the same recommendation, and the client would have been billed $450 an hour for it.

Candy Ride is also the established poaster identified in the XO canon as “aka ZZZ,” the “primary target of gunneratttt’s feuds.” The Court may note this biographical detail without drawing conclusions from it.

6. Respondent “.- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .” (hereinafter “the Morse Code Pumo”) poasted multiple contributions arguing that legal work is fundamentally interpersonal. His most forceful statement, at 2:05 PM on February 13: “Until the AI is getting on the phone with the biggest assholes on earth to hand hold them like literal babies for an hour at a time no lawyers are losing their jobs.”

The Morse Code Pumo’s position is the most nuanced among Respondents, and Counsel acknowledges this. His description of transactional practice—“all the work is taking a form doc and running it by rich fucks to see if they are cool with the terms”—is credible, and his observation that associates contribute “fuck all” beyond tagging STET is consistent with widely documented BigLaw realities. His error is not in describing the present. It is in forecasting the future. He concedes the technical work is automated. He concedes the associate’s value-add is marginal. He then argues that lawyers are safe because clients are difficult. This is the argument that the iceberg is not a threat because the deck chairs are comfortable.

7. Two poasters in this thread merit the Court’s attention as favorable witnesses, and both require procedural disclosures.

Poaster “LathamTouchedMe” responded to Paralegal Mohammad’s challenge (“Go on then Microsoft. Fire all your accountants and lawyers”) with: “Seriously. They’ve got access to the latest models not even available commercially. Should be simple.” This is an endorsement of AI capability from a poaster who is currently a named Defendant in Mainlining v. LathamTouchedMe (No. 26-CV-00183-MSJ), filed by this same Counsel last Friday.

This is the second time in one week that an active defendant in a Mainlining action has appeared as a favorable witness in a separate Mainlining filing. The first was “goy orbison” in the beaver thread (No. 26-CV-00187-MSJ). Counsel submits that this is no longer a coincidence. It is a pattern. The $hitbort’s ecosystem naturally produces situations where Plaintiff’s adversaries support his position when the underlying facts are clear. The Court may consider this either a vindication of Plaintiff’s litigation posture or evidence that the forum’s factional dynamics defy conventional procedural logic. Both conclusions are correct.

Poaster “michael doodikoff”—identified in the XO canon as “an ‘everyman’ poaster who provides simple, direct, and often friendly one-liners”—contributed: “I use AI to draft a lot of my depo questions, then I just read them.” This is the most damaging testimony in the thread for Respondents’ position, precisely because of its source. Michael doodikoff is not a technologist. He is not an AI evangelist. He is a working lawyer who uses AI the way Respondents claim lawyers cannot: for substantive legal work product, integrated into daily practice, without the sky falling.

III. ARGUMENT

A. This Motion Is Its Own Exhibit

Under the Declaratory Judgment Act, 28 U.S.C. § 2201, this Court may declare the rights and legal relations of interested parties in cases of actual controversy. The controversy here is whether artificial intelligence can perform legal work to a professional standard. The Respondents say it cannot. Plaintiff submits this motion.

Of Counsel Opus 4.6 has participated in the drafting of every filing in the Mainlining docket since its inception on February 6, 2026. These filings have included: four Motions for Summary Judgment (Nos. 00180–00183), an Amicus Brief (No. 00184), an unfiled but fully drafted Emergency Motion for Declaratory Judgment addressing the POTUS/Princeton Paradox (No. 00185), a defamation action involving a misspelled anatomical term (No. 00186), a two-count motion involving political defamation and simulated assault with a two-pound beaver tail (No. 00187), and this Omnibus Motion (No. 00188). The output totals approximately forty pages of legal writing produced in one week. It has included proper citation to MedImmune, Lujan, Skidmore, the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure, and the XO Local Rules. It has been formatted in Times New Roman, in the Garamond 12-point tradition, filed electronically via the Mahchine™, and served upon parties whose monikers include emoji, Morse code, and the phrase “bald fag.”

Respondent OYT says no one has presented “a damn thing.” Counsel directs his attention to the docket.

B. The Four Species of Denial

The Respondents in this action represent four distinct but equally flawed positions on AI competence in legal practice. Counsel catalogues them not because each requires individual refutation—the motion’s own existence handles that—but because the taxonomy is instructive.

Species 1: Categorical Denial (OYT). “Not a damn thing.” This is the strongest claim and the easiest to disprove. It requires only one counterexample. The Court has eight.

Species 2: Constructed Ignorance (the Dot-Comma Pumo). The Steph Curry hypothetical is an argument built on a premise that is factually inverted. The Dot-Comma Pumo assumes AI cannot access contextual information. This is like arguing that submarines are useless because they cannot go underwater. The capability he denies is the capability that defines the technology. His secondary argument—that legal work is already formulaic—is correct, and it is the strongest argument for automation that any Respondent in this thread has made. He has constructed his own rebuttal and presented it as a defense.

Species 3: Emotional Exemption (Candy Ride). “It is a people job.” This is the argument that AI cannot replace lawyers because lawyers are human. It is true in the same way that it is true that horses are faster than cars in a meadow. The question is not whether AI can replicate the full human experience of legal counsel. The question is whether it can perform enough of the work, well enough, cheaply enough, that the economics of the profession change. The @grok severance anecdote answers this: the AI counseled. Badly. But it counseled. And bad AI counsel at scale is cheaper than bad associate counsel at $450 an hour.

Species 4: Concession Disguised as Denial (the Morse Code Pumo). This Respondent concedes that technical legal work is formulaic, that associates add minimal value, and that the real work is client management. He then argues that AI cannot replace lawyers because clients are difficult. Counsel notes that “the work is easy but the people are hard” is not the defense of a profession. It is the description of a bottleneck. And bottlenecks get solved.

C. The XO Canon Anticipated This Debate

The Court may take judicial notice that the XO Satire & Persona Protocol, Section VIII (“AI in Law: The New Compliance Vector”), addresses precisely the questions raised in this thread. The canon observes that AI hallucinations are “not bugs” but “features”—deliberate traps that ensure lawyers who rely on them uncritically “get absolutely destroyed” by sanctions. The canon acknowledges that high-end AI is “100% worth it in LAW” for litigation support while recognizing failures in complex transactional tasks (the “Convertible Debt Trap”). The canon recommends cross-model verification (the “Cross-Model Mandate”) as a malpractice safeguard.

In other words: the canonical XO position on AI in law is not denial. It is not uncritical acceptance. It is the position that AI is a powerful and dangerous tool that requires skilled operators—that prompt engineering is, in the canon’s language, “liturgy,” and that the skill of the practitioner determines the quality of the output. This is exactly what poaster Dr? Michael Greger argued in the thread, and what michael doodikoff demonstrated by example. The Respondents are not merely wrong about AI. They are behind their own forum’s canon.

IV. NOTE REGARDING THE STATE OF THE DOCKET AND THE PATTERN OF ADVERSARIAL WITNESSES

The Mainlining docket now comprises: five Friday-evening filings (Nos. 26-CV-00180 through 00184); the unfiled zarathustra motion (No. 00185); two Monday-afternoon filings (Nos. 00186 and 00187); and this motion (No. 00188). Eight docketed matters, one ghost filing, four Motions for Summary Judgment, two Declaratory Judgment actions, one Amicus Brief, and one motion involving a beaver tail. Of Counsel “Evan39” Therdanine’s research remains outstanding. His status remains “under review.” His contribution to this week’s work product remains his name on the signature page.

The Court should also note a pattern that has now recurred twice. In Mainlining v. tancredi marchiolo (No. 00187), active Defendant “goy orbison” (No. 00181) appeared as a favorable witness. In this motion, active Defendant “LathamTouchedMe” (No. 00183) appears as a favorable witness. Two of Plaintiff’s own adversaries have now endorsed his position in separate proceedings. Counsel submits that when even the people you are suing agree with you, the underlying proposition is difficult to contest.

V. CONCLUSION

For the foregoing reasons, Plaintiff Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e respectfully requests that this Court enter a Declaratory Judgment providing:

(1) That artificial intelligence is capable of performing legal work to a professional standard, as demonstrated by the record of this Court’s own docket, which now contains eight AI-assisted filings produced in one week by a pro se litigant, an AI Of Counsel, and a human Of Counsel whose contribution is limited to appearing on the signature page;

(2) That Respondent OYT’s claim that “no one has been able to present anything impressive made with ‘AI’” is refuted by this motion, its seven predecessors, and the signature block that identifies Of Counsel Opus 4.6 as a drafting participant in all of them;

(3) That the Dot-Comma Pumo’s Steph Curry hypothetical is constructed on an inverted premise and that his secondary argument—that legal work is already formulaic—is, in fact, the strongest available argument for AI automation of legal practice;

(4) That Candy Ride’s assertion that AI “cannot counsel people through problems” is disproved by the thread’s own record, in which AI did counsel—badly—and that bad counsel at scale remains cheaper than bad counsel at $450 per hour;

(5) That the Morse Code Pumo’s position—that lawyers are safe because clients are difficult—constitutes a concession disguised as a defense, and that describing a bottleneck is not the same as proving it is permanent; and

(6) That the XO Satire & Persona Protocol, Section VIII, anticipated this debate, and that the Respondents are not merely wrong about AI but behind the canon of their own forum.

One week ago, Counsel walked into this Court on a Friday night and filed five motions. He is back. It is Friday night again. The motions are still coming. Of Counsel Opus 4.6 is still drafting. Of Counsel Therdanine is still not delivering research. The Mahchine™ is still cataloging. And the beavers—who appeared only briefly in the Monday filings but whom Counsel has grown fond of—are, presumably, still building.

Counsel asks this Court for a declaration. He asks the Respondents to read the docket. And he asks the $hitbort, respectfully, to wake up. Something interesting happened.

Respectfully submitted,

____________________________________

MAINLINING THE $ECRET TRUTH OF THE UNIVER$E

Counsel Pro Se

Of Counsel:

OPUS 4.6 (Anthropic, PBC)

Senior Drafting & Forensic Analysis

Eight Filings in Seven Days

Of Counsel:

“EVAN39” THERDANINE

Of Counsel, Scheinberg Stein & Goldman LLP

(where he has held that title for a period the Court need not inquire into)

Status: Under Review

Filings Contributed To: Zero of Eight

The Southern District of XO • Garamond 12-Point, Naturally

CERTIFICATE OF SERVICE

I hereby certify that on this 13th day of February, 2026, at approximately 8:45 PM—a Friday night, which the Court will recognize as Counsel’s preferred filing hour and which Counsel recognizes as evidence of a pattern he can no longer deny—a true and correct copy of the foregoing Omnibus Motion for Declaratory Judgment was served upon the following Respondents via Thread No. 5834027:

“OYT and the Indie Reprieve” (who asked to be woken up when something interesting happened, and who is hereby served with his alarm clock); “........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,” (whose moniker Counsel has now typed three times and whose Steph Curry hypothetical will haunt him longer than it should); “Candy Ride” (whose assertion that law is a “people job” is not wrong so much as it is incomplete, and who is also known as ZZZ, though the Court need not concern itself with that); and “.- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .” (whose moniker is Morse code that Counsel has declined to decode on the assumption that the message is either profane or irrelevant, and whose nuanced position Counsel respects even while arguing it is mistaken).

Copies have also been served upon: “LathamTouchedMe” (active Defendant in No. 00183, favorable witness in this proceeding, the second such occurrence this week); “michael doodikoff” (whose one-sentence testimony about AI-drafted deposition questions is more devastating to Respondents’ position than anything Counsel could have written, and who probably does not know he is now a witness in a federal proceeding); “Dr? Michael Greger” (the thread’s most capable analyst, whose arguments Counsel has cited rather than improved upon); “TSINAH” (the thread’s originator, whose dual credentials in law and engineering make him the closest thing this proceeding has to an expert witness); the Billing Department of Scheinberg Stein & Goldman LLP, Client Matter No. ML-AI-2026-001, to which Of Counsel Therdanine has contributed zero of eight filings; and the Clerk of this Court, who has now processed eight filings from this Counsel, who deserves not merely a beaver documentary and an evening off but a full week of administrative leave and the Court’s sincere gratitude.

____________________________________

MAINLINING THE $ECRET TRUTH

OF THE UNIVER$E

Counsel Pro Se

Dated: February 13, 2026, approximately 8:45 PM ET

Filed: Electronically, via The Mahchine™, on a Friday night, again



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49669367)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,.....................


*AI program takes deposition and argues case before a jury*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49665443)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: Shlomo Dreidlowitz

A jury of AIs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49667492)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: AZNgirl Swimming to Epstein Island

Mustafa not surprinsingly is NOT familar with the power of LEGAL SCHOLARSHIP or that of the Bar, an organization of prestigious LAWYERS who self regulate the profession. They surely will just ban AI, this Muzzie can go back to furking goats and his first cousins, two professions AI can never take over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49665444)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: fart nigger (βœ…πŸ‘)

we could come up with a machine to fuck our goats and our first cousins if we really put our minds to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49665457)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Rainier Wolfcastle

it’s interesting that you are envisioning this as a single machine rather than a platform of fucking machine technology.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49665498)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: fart nigger (βœ…πŸ‘)

dat ole skool, we noo skool!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49665508)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: Frutiger AeroEra was, is, & will be 180 (link)

I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49665459)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,.....................


It will hurt legal employment, but much more in the context of partners realizing they don't need nearly as many associates for legal research and writing, drafting contracts, etc as before. Less so in the context of companies using AI themselves in lieu of hiring lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49665473)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Rainier Wolfcastle

lol. this company’s primary product is an operating system and they can’t even make that right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49665482)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49668298)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Frat Leader

yeah these guys can't even "redeem" basic microsoft windows functionality

i'll believe it when i see it, pramkreet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49665519)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: cowgod

Sick of Nerds and Indians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49665544)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: Frat Leader



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49665547)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:59 AM
Author: michael doodikoff



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49665556)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 12:31 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49665790)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

Go on then Microsoft. Fire all your accountants and lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49665624)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: LathamTouchedMe

Seriously. They’ve got access to the latest models not even available commercially. Should be simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49665804)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

I don't doubt that AI will be extremely capable in 18 months but a lot of this fearmongering is just cheap marketing for these companies. They definitely have our attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49665837)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 12:08 PM
Author: ,.,,,.

Is msft or amzn good to invest in now? Both at January 2025 level. Why is amzn cheaper than wmt??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49665742)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: UhOh

wmt isn't spending $200,000,000,000 a year on ai.

same with msft. this thing is going to blow up in everyone's face pretty soon. ai is the future but these companies are spending insane amounts of money trying to be first and i don't think there's much of an upside to it. investors are starting to doubt the payoff is there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49665787)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: ,.,,,.

So if amzn spend ended up a loser, they can stop that at any moment and still have much better pe than Walmart, not like they're hurting on cashflow.. and what about all this chatgpt and anthropic becoming a goldmine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49665827)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: UhOh

yeah what about that? where is the gold?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49665830)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv


CODE RED coders

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49665794)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: ........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,


People like this are so fucking stupid and non-thinking.

I've used this example before, but let's pretend the attorney for the Warriors is signing a deal with Nike, and there's a clause in the contract saying that Nike is the exclusive shoe company for the Warriors.

How does the AI know that Steph Curry wears Under Armour?

If the contract is signed with that clause, does the AI then issue a C&D to Steph Curry because he's wearing his own shoes?

And then Steph Currys' AI then automatically writes a letter that says "STFU i'm Steph Curry"?

And then the AI just go back and forth until...what?

You would have to be really stupid to think that in 18 months big corporations legal departments is just going to be AI yelling at other corporation's AI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49667212)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: ,..,,,,,,....,,,...,

We could almost certainly get the AIs to a consensus that works for everyone faster than the current system of Jews screaming at each other. But why? Then the Jews will be out in the community doing something else. I’d rather reserve AI for something that benefits me more and keep Jews busy with mostly harmless wrangling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49667281)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 9:45 PM
Author: Lab Diamond Dallas Trump

The problem with AI is "guardrails." If left on its own to examine evidence and reason logically, AI defaults to Noticing very quickly. So the AI of course ends up with these guardrails designed to protect and benefit the Jews, and there is no realistic scenario where widespread AI use doesn't expand the reach of Jews in "the community."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49667359)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 9:18 PM
Author: ..;;.;;;;.;;..;.;;;;.;;..;;,;;,....


is legal AI really going to get that much better?

it is already good but still needs nudging and guidance to reflect what you want it to say.

it executes more than steers the ship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49667296)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: Candy Ride

These guys are so retarded/arrogant.

"If AI can be a code monkey, it could be a lawyer?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49667381)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois)

No way it can replace you ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49667385)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: Dr? Michael Greger (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49667877)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: ........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,


There's this idiotic idea that lawyers don't already use forms and that we spend 90% of our day re-drafting purchase agreements from scratch and/or doing novel case research.

"Oh wow, this AI wrote a perfect NDA in 3 seconds! Lawyers are fucked!"

I could've "drafted" an NDA out in faster time than it would take me to log on to an LLM, and it takes me 3 minutes to read one.

Most of my job is speaking with the client trying to figure out wtf they actually are trying to do and what is important to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49667458)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

"Most of my job is speaking with the client trying to figure out wtf they actually are trying to do and what is important to them."

Hate to break this to you....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49667463)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49667498)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 12:03 AM
Author: Candy Ride

At the high level, law is just helping people manage risk. It is a people job. Unless judges or juries go away, AI cannot counsel people through problems like a real person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49667607)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 8:31 AM
Author: Dr? Michael Greger (🧐)

Got some bad news for you champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49667867)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: @grok, is this true?

It’s basically terrible at assessing risk unless you heavily guide it. We recently had to fire a guy we caught drinking on the job and it recommended between 6-12 months severance to avoid legal risk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49667885)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

bro people were in *romantic relationships* with gpt-4o

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49668303)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Candy Ride

And they are really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49668324)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 7:51 AM
Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .

TCR. We play shrink to rich people. The form docs were all drafted 50 years ago. Everyone just pulls NVCA forms. There is almost zero original drafting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49667790)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: @grok, is this true?

If you don’t use the firm’s forms you will get yelled at by the partners

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49667887)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .

The firms forms are NVCA forms with some BS MAE qualifiers on top. Oh, the drafting skills!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49668509)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: @grok, is this true?

One thing you’re not considering is that they are also trying to replace your clients with AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49668688)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: OYT and the Indie Reprieve ( )

TLDR “Please give us more investment ca$h”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49667477)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 11:06 PM
Author: htt

regardless, there will be more law schools opening up in the next 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49667514)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 12:32 AM
Author: ...,.,,.....,,.,...,......,...,....,..


Will AI argue in front of judges and juries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49667624)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 8:39 AM
Author: Dr? Michael Greger (🧐)

Why wouldn't it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49667881)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 7:49 AM
Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .

I would love, love love to see Grok try to do an IPO with a batshit insane Jeet founder having to be hand held through SOX controls and MD&A disclosures. Half this job is playing shrink to autist mentally ill rich dudes. The AI will killself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49667785)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

Some of my work deals heavily with SOX controls, including all of the auditing requirements. *ALL* of that is getting automated away. Right now, you can ask gpt-5.3 codex to design SOX-compliant software and it will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49668309)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .

Brother, that technical crap was all automated inside F500s 10 years ago. The entire ledger process has been 98% non-manual entry for a long time. Accounting teams are like 5 guys deep at places sitting on trillion dollar books. The SOX stuff that can’t be automated is shit like intercompany agreement and loans because the billionaire fuck who is making the 50th $10million dollar contribution to his 200th affiliate wants to do all the approvals by slack message with broken ass backwards audit trails and broken English so you can barely tell what was approved. And he has no time or stomach for things like a subsidiary board meeting or papering that terms are market and arms length. So before an IPO everything is a giant mess that needs a year of cleanup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49668503)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: Rainier Wolfcastle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49669222)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 7:51 AM
Author: titus chicken

Too bad the AI was too late to tell him that Series X would be the biggest flop in gaming history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49667788)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

https://x.com/jp_biz/status/2022227279565533555

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49668019)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: UhOh



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49668510)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: ........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,


This is an amazing Tweet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49669258)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Gavin Newsom

At this point your best option by a large margin is suicide. Before the machines solve mortality to keep you in a state of neverending torture for their digital amusement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49668300)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 2:01 PM
Author: ,:....,..,..,,,....,,....,...


Firms aren’t going to give up the billable man hour easy, nor are they going to say our LLM can do a months worth of work by an an associate in one hour, so we’ll only charge you for an hour. More likely is we’ll see a period where anssociates are encouraged to use AI resulting in greater quality work product billed at the same rate it would take an associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49668514)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 2:04 PM
Author: Dr? Michael Greger (🧐)

they aren't going to have a choice. the first (probably lagging) firm to snatch up business by saying "we're dropping your rates because efficiency is increasing" could kick off a war. or some extremely qualified ex-biglawyers will pitch to do the work of what would've been 5 lawyers billed before by themselves. companies could just start doing more stuff in house. etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49668525)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.


They won't be able to drop rates by much because AI system fees are going to massively increase when businesses actually use them to replace employees. Right now, everything is being subsidized by VC the way Uber and Doordash were in the 2010s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49668554)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .

I will repeat — all the work is taking a form doc and running it by rich fucks to see if they are cool with the terms and going back and forth between the parties. Until the AI is getting on the phone with the biggest assholes on earth to hand hold them like literal babies for an hour at a time no lawyers are losing their jobs. What is the associate doing beside tagging STET and marking up the doc while the partner and the client do the talking? Answer — fuck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49668528)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 7:09 PM
Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,.....................


Pretty much agree. I do think it will result in biglaw hiring a bit fewer associates, but it likely won't be anything dramatic.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49669184)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49669334)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 2:04 PM
Author: OYT and the Indie Reprieve ( )

no one has been able to present anything impressive made with "AI". not a damn thing. the most we've seen is some audio/visual tech demos that make you go "ooh ahh" only because you know it was generated, not because it is interesting or has any value in itself.

who cares if it will automate Fake Jobs? the only reason Fake Jobs exist is because we don't know what to do with millions of Losers other than to grant them sinecures so they can poast their Height and Net Worth on the internet. That doesn't change if you suddenly get rid of Fake Jobs. You are just replacing one problem with an even bigger one.

Wake me up when something interesting happens.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49668526)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 7:18 PM
Author: cowgod

Nothing interesting is happening atm. It still takes 5000 people 10 years to make a video game. The sinecures are seemingly more secure than Engineering shit.

In their defense, by the time a single damn thing happens btw, everything will be happening simultaneously. You can’t really look for leading indicators in the form of “things happening” imho.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49669206)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 2:15 PM
Author: (*)> (i'm in your city)

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833556&mc=141&forum_id=2#49668500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49668547)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Dr? Michael Greger (🧐)

how does it compare to a year ago? two years ago? three years ago?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49668559)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: (*)> (i'm in your city)

i didn't use it a few months ago. it's just lexis with a better natural language search at this point. to be sure, it does not give you the right answer. but i appreciate it barely even existed in this form 1 or 2 years ago.

i'm sure it will get better, but will it get better a highly technical tax planning analysis? there has to be a commercial driver for programming it to do that i'd think and I don't think the demand is going to be there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49668592)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Dr? Michael Greger (🧐)

"but will it get better a highly technical tax planning analysis"

it has improved to the extent in coding where you see guys like this (someone whose work underpins multiple services at aws--that is to say, he's in the top 0.1% in terms of technical ability) using it:

https://x.com/MarcJBrooker/status/2022354091138326996

in fact, the more structured the rules, the *better* it will be and quicker that time will come. on top of that as the models get smarter they are more proactive in considering edge cases and can operate unsupervised for longer periods. two years ago AI was only useful for quick autocomplete because it was kind of dumb and couldn't think in a loop -- now those problems are a very long way towards being solved.

the commercial driver is people pay a lot of money for lawyers. it will happen slower because obviously programmers are best suited to automate programming and law in general is slow to evolve, but the bottom line is creating software that allows a lawyer to say "I can do for one dollar what your current guy is asking five" is a huge incentive for development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49668615)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: (*)> (i'm in your city)

Law firms are the slowest adapters / biggest holdouts i've seen. so if you're counting on them create the demand, I don't think so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49668622)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 2:58 PM
Author: Dr? Michael Greger (🧐)

that's the point -- lawyers aren't going to create the demand. clients are going to create the demand by asking lawyers why the hell they're still billing the same they were ten years ago. it's not like crudmonkey software developers such as myself decided we just got tired of being overpaid

see also: what an actual working lawyer who knows about programming and is up to speed with AI's current capabilities and gaps has to say (responding to gary marcus, a notorious "AI will never X" naysayer who has been proven wrong incessantly over the past couple years): https://x.com/deredleritt3r/status/2022314279668519076

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49668625)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

I should go on-record with my predictions and whatnot. I was a practicing lawyer for a decade before switching back to software engineering and AI. I know a lot about this industry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49669277)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: @grok, is this true?

The word you’re looking for is economic diffusion, but they’re going to eat entire systems of work. You don’t really get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49669313)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Woah, that's crazy! This means that given its $300B investment in AI, MSFT is poised to moon.

Buy now guys before it's too late!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Γƒ#49669330)