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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Jade massive yarmulke puppy 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: very tactful box office generalized bond This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Jade massive yarmulke puppy lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: very tactful box office generalized bond My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Jade massive yarmulke puppy You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Apoplectic Trip Library Doctorate Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: glassy passionate psychic It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Unholy brunch Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: comical jap You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Jade massive yarmulke puppy brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: comical jap glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Unholy brunch You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Concupiscible Ivory Locale $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Unholy brunch Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Concupiscible Ivory Locale thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone carmine pozpig 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: Jade massive yarmulke puppy ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone carmine pozpig investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Violent becky wrinkle $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: silver theatre preventive strike I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: Violent becky wrinkle good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: adulterous main people $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: nubile ape boistinker six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: red cracking really tough guy 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Unholy brunch Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: big sound barrier what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: Mind-boggling salmon circlehead 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: Bistre house me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: Mind-boggling salmon circlehead It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: very tactful box office generalized bond 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Unholy brunch the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Fragrant Abusive Son Of Senegal Stage Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: very tactful box office generalized bond I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: big sound barrier mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: Mind-boggling salmon circlehead In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: big sound barrier yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: frozen hairy legs den Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: self-absorbed fat ankles 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Jade massive yarmulke puppy fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: obsidian wild keepsake machete lodge A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: obsidian wild keepsake machete lodge OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Fishy Mischievous Range A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: self-absorbed fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: boyish magenta cruise ship mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Concupiscible Ivory Locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Apoplectic Trip Library Doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Racy hospital Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: azure electric weed whacker theater $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Blathering stag film can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: heady lilac stock car Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: big sound barrier nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: heady lilac stock car Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: henna magical hissy fit dilemma You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Flesh Dysfunction Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: stirring abnormal international law enforcement agency market Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone carmine pozpig damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: Fuchsia Fantasy-prone Stage Dragon Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: adventurous pale state Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: silver theatre preventive strike 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Supple Point Famous Landscape Painting Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: talented lake lay 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: soggy shitlib 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: big sound barrier 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Unholy brunch Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: Fuchsia Fantasy-prone Stage Dragon 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: cerebral jew literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: Vibrant foreskin I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Blathering stag film so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: cerebral jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: obsidian wild keepsake machete lodge 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Fragrant Abusive Son Of Senegal Stage Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: comical jap how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Fragrant Abusive Son Of Senegal Stage I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: comical jap 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Fragrant Abusive Son Of Senegal Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: Twinkling flatulent institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: adulterous main people Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: adulterous main people $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: Rebellious skinny woman garrison $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Racy hospital I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49530537) |