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you and your HS GF lying in bed listening to Sigur Ros and talking about prom

you broke up when you went to college (turning down state fl...
Histrionic Onyx Trust Fund
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Sugar Ray*
twinkling stimulating box office
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you're 100K in debt from WashU law, unemployed, and living i...
Histrionic Onyx Trust Fund
  07/05/15
On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook. &quo...
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  07/05/15
She never responds
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, to the 1-paragraph email you spent 55 minutes perfectly cr...
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passionate candlestick maker
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Fuck off dude
mewling mexican deer antler
  07/05/15
this is an eerily accurate description of my life
Shaky feces
  07/05/15
Why does it hurt so bad man
mewling mexican deer antler
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such is life. there's no going back and your sps decisions s...
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Rose comical degenerate
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You can still maek it
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Promising
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Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school
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CR joke is on this fgt
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You didn't get all of it in the toilet.
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i love sigur ros but have never met a chick who gets it
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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: Histrionic Onyx Trust Fund

you broke up when you went to college (turning down state flagship where you could have stayed with her for Dartmouth because you needed the "intellectual stimulation") and you Facebook her now, 10 years later, and she's working as a dental assistant and married to a 6'3" accountant who was the star receiver on your HS football team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Ã#28261846)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: twinkling stimulating box office

Sugar Ray*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Ã#30617102)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: Histrionic Onyx Trust Fund

you're 100K in debt from WashU law, unemployed, and living in a studio apartment in East St. Louis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Ã#28261856)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: Histrionic Onyx Trust Fund

On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook.

"Hey, how are things? It's been a while."

You clothe yourself, finish the last of your PBR can, and start to compose a reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Ã#28262735)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: excitant hall travel guidebook

She never responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Ã#30617059)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:06 PM
Author: Fragrant Zombie-like Bawdyhouse

, to the 1-paragraph email you spent 55 minutes perfectly crafting and have re-read 10 times since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Ã#30723583)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: passionate candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Ã#30725856)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: passionate candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Ã#30725855)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Arousing rough-skinned lodge



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: mewling mexican deer antler

Fuck off dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Ã#28262750)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: Shaky feces

this is an eerily accurate description of my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Ã#28262765)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:07 PM
Author: mewling mexican deer antler

Why does it hurt so bad man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Ã#28262795)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Shaky feces

such is life. there's no going back and your sps decisions stick with you forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Ã#28262813)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Histrionic Onyx Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Ã#28262831)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: infuriating chartreuse hell friendly grandma



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: sable hairy legs national security agency



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Deranged School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Ã#30617074)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Rose comical degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Ã#30723543)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: Bull headed diverse home

You can still maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Ã#30725802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Histrionic Onyx Trust Fund

"I'm good. How are you?"

"Oh, you know, just spending a lot of time with Jeremy and the girlfriends. I hear you're a lawyer now?"

"Yeah, you could say that."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Ã#28262802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: aromatic avocado abode persian

Promising

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Ã#28262807)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: thriller slate den

Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Ã#28262858)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:16 PM
Author: Rose comical degenerate

CR joke is on this fgt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Ã#28262873)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: thriller slate den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Ã#28262900)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Ã#28268449)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: vigorous out-of-control wagecucks



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Deranged School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Ã#30617076)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: Histrionic Onyx Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Ã#28376390)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Rose comical degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Ã#30723532)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 8:24 AM
Author: charismatic fighting skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Ã#30725621)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: Bull headed diverse home



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:26 AM
Author: Pearly lascivious brethren sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Ã#30725819)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: passionate candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Ã#30725857)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: Flirting razzle gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Ã#28262897)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Hideous Big Legal Warrant

twist: she forgot your name during countless cock seshs with black athletes at college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Ã#28262915)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Histrionic Onyx Trust Fund

She doesn't reply. After ten minutes her "online" indicator switches to "offline."

Against your better judgment, you navigate to her profile and look at her photos.

You sweat and a rash appears on your neck, highlighting the morning's razor burn. Click right arrow. Click right arrow. Click right arrow.

The Chinese takeout you ate for lunch wells up inside you and forces its way out through your mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Ã#28265159)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: passionate candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Ã#30725859)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: Histrionic Onyx Trust Fund

You didn't get all of it in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Ã#28265253)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Histrionic Onyx Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Ã#28268436)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted kitty

i love sigur ros but have never met a chick who gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Ã#28268446)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Pontificating Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Ã#30617109)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: infuriating chartreuse hell friendly grandma



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Pontificating Stain



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: Charcoal immigrant goyim



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle House-broken Regret Dopamine



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:30 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Pit



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Date: November 14th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: Histrionic Onyx Trust Fund



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Date: June 27th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: trip indecent halford set



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Date: July 22nd, 2023 7:20 PM
Author: Pontificating Stain



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)

if u were listening to sigur ros with girls in hs u gay sorry dawg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Ã#49245727)