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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Iridescent alcoholic personal credit line
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
provocative station
  08/28/25
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Iridescent alcoholic personal credit line
  08/28/25
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Vivacious indigo sanctuary
  08/28/25
that's it?
Ebony ladyboy tattoo
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Iridescent alcoholic personal credit line
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Bat Shit Crazy Razzmatazz Stage Round Eye
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Ebony ladyboy tattoo
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Infuriating gaping
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
cyan masturbator puppy
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Infuriating gaping
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
cyan masturbator puppy
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Infuriating gaping
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
lfo
  09/12/25
Haha wow
multi-colored stock car
  08/28/25
Happy?
racy buff casino
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
multi-colored stock car
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Infuriating gaping
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Vivacious indigo sanctuary
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Infuriating gaping
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Vivacious indigo sanctuary
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
violent stage elastic band
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
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  08/28/25
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180 scarlet site
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
haunting orchestra pit
  08/29/25
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ruby bawdyhouse
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Vigorous Crystalline Rehab
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
twinkling hairraiser ticket booth
  08/29/25
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180 scarlet site
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Jade principal's office
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
twinkling hairraiser ticket booth
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
cyan masturbator puppy
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
translucent hideous market
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Infuriating gaping
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
multi-colored stock car
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Vigorous Crystalline Rehab
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Infuriating gaping
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
hateful big skinny woman
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
zippy pisswyrm
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
multi-colored stock car
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Vivacious indigo sanctuary
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Infuriating gaping
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
twinkling hairraiser ticket booth
  09/01/25
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Infuriating gaping
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
twinkling hairraiser ticket booth
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Infuriating gaping
  09/01/25
Lolololol
racy buff casino
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
multi-colored stock car
  09/01/25
?
lfo
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
razzle-dazzle impertinent friendly grandma
  09/01/25
Fuck you
multi-colored stock car
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Candy Ride
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
lfo
  09/12/25
Yes
Candy Ride
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
lfo
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Iridescent alcoholic personal credit line



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: provocative station

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Iridescent alcoholic personal credit line



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Vivacious indigo sanctuary



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Ebony ladyboy tattoo

that's it?

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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Iridescent alcoholic personal credit line

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Razzmatazz Stage Round Eye

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Ebony ladyboy tattoo

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Infuriating gaping

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: cyan masturbator puppy

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Infuriating gaping

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: cyan masturbator puppy

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Infuriating gaping

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: lfo

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259308)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: multi-colored stock car

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: racy buff casino

Happy?

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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: multi-colored stock car

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Infuriating gaping

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Vivacious indigo sanctuary

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Infuriating gaping

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Vivacious indigo sanctuary

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: violent stage elastic band

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: aphrodisiac out-of-control candlestick maker trailer park

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: 180 scarlet site



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: haunting orchestra pit

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: ruby bawdyhouse



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Vigorous Crystalline Rehab

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: twinkling hairraiser ticket booth

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: 180 scarlet site



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Jade principal's office

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: twinkling hairraiser ticket booth

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: cyan masturbator puppy

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: translucent hideous market

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Infuriating gaping

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: multi-colored stock car

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Vigorous Crystalline Rehab

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Infuriating gaping

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: hateful big skinny woman

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: zippy pisswyrm

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: multi-colored stock car

I responded in under one hour

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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Vivacious indigo sanctuary

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Infuriating gaping

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: twinkling hairraiser ticket booth

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Infuriating gaping



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: twinkling hairraiser ticket booth

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Infuriating gaping

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: racy buff casino

Lolololol

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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: multi-colored stock car

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle impertinent friendly grandma

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: multi-colored stock car

Fuck you

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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Candy Ride

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: lfo

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Candy Ride

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: lfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259608)