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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
awkward fragrant stain
  01/26/16
This one stings.
brilliant location alpha
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Judgmental double fault
  01/26/16
jesus no...
irradiated church building twinkling uncleanness
  10/24/16
...
demanding ultramarine prole
  01/03/17
...
high-end area
  02/20/18
...
Marvelous rigpig
  06/03/19
...
Judgmental double fault
  10/14/20
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rough-skinned pit
  01/25/16
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Comical hunting ground bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
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Copper Dingle Berry Deer Antler
  01/25/16
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Canary pisswyrm school
  01/25/16
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gaped private investor boiling water
  01/25/16
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Copper Dingle Berry Deer Antler
  01/25/16
...
Canary pisswyrm school
  01/25/16
...
erotic property patrolman
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Chartreuse place of business
  01/25/16
...
crystalline tantric theater
  01/25/16
...
hairless blathering liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
...
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  01/25/16
...
Low-t blood rage
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Appetizing Scourge Upon The Earth Coffee Pot
  01/25/16
...
transparent library black woman
  01/25/16
...
awkward fragrant stain
  01/26/16
...
Abusive fanboi
  01/26/16
...
sable locus
  01/26/16
...
Cream adventurous haunted graveyard chapel
  11/27/16
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Chartreuse place of business
  06/13/17
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citrine mind-boggling menage useless brakes
  12/19/17
...
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  01/24/18
...
Glittery topaz house
  06/10/24
...
brilliant location alpha
  01/26/16
...
rambunctious supple pocket flask sex offender
  10/24/16
...
demanding ultramarine prole
  11/27/16
...
Chartreuse place of business
  01/23/17
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Pearl home
  03/15/17
...
Chartreuse place of business
  04/20/17
...
Chartreuse place of business
  02/20/18
...
Chartreuse place of business
  05/24/18
...
Clear Kitchen
  09/26/21
...
excitant voyeur
  03/12/22
...
Glittery topaz house
  05/15/22
...
Glittery topaz house
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Anal telephone
  01/25/16
Brutal
crystalline tantric theater
  01/25/16
...
Dun swollen center striped hyena
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
bateful magical volcanic crater base
  01/25/16
toxic
Pale State
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
Mahogany titillating theater stage
  01/25/16
...
Comical hunting ground bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
...
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  01/25/16
...
passionate internal respiration
  01/25/16
damnit
Aromatic hospital ladyboy
  01/25/16
...
Copper Dingle Berry Deer Antler
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  01/25/16
jfc
Chartreuse place of business
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Copper Dingle Berry Deer Antler
  01/25/16
...
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Chartreuse place of business
  01/25/16
Cr
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Stirring Sneaky Criminal
  01/25/16
hm
diverse elastic band
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Stirring Sneaky Criminal
  01/25/16
wait
Dashing stage
  01/25/16
...
brilliant location alpha
  01/26/16
...
charismatic dilemma
  01/25/16
...
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Mahogany titillating theater stage
  01/25/16
...
Wine Odious Depressive Karate
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Anal telephone
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Chartreuse place of business
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Anal telephone
  01/25/16
...
Dashing stage
  01/25/16
...
citrine mind-boggling menage useless brakes
  01/25/16
...
Aggressive indigo nursing home
  01/25/16
...
Aromatic hospital ladyboy
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
passionate internal respiration
  01/25/16
...
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Iridescent main people spot
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
motley site idiot
  01/25/16
...
amber well-lubricated fortuitous meteor abode
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
garnet wonderful sound barrier
  01/25/16
...
bateful magical volcanic crater base
  01/25/16
...
Low-t blood rage
  01/25/16
damn
Stirring Sneaky Criminal
  01/25/16
...
Lascivious shivering office
  01/25/16
...
Insanely creepy toilet seat senate
  01/25/16
O LORD
tripping macaca mood
  01/25/16
jfc
Pungent stead selfie
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Vigorous temple death wish
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
transparent library black woman
  01/25/16
...
Copper Dingle Berry Deer Antler
  01/25/16
Lmao
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  01/25/16
...
hairraiser faggotry field
  01/25/16
...
brilliant location alpha
  01/26/16
...
Lascivious shivering office
  01/26/16
...
sable locus
  01/26/16
...
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  02/15/16
...
arousing stage masturbator
  07/08/17
...
frisky claret crackhouse national security agency
  07/08/17
...
Naked Trailer Park
  07/08/17
...
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  10/27/17
...
Contagious slippery knife
  12/26/17
...
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  05/24/18
...
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  03/16/20
...
Beady-eyed hot set
  02/18/22
...
razzle mental disorder
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Appetizing Scourge Upon The Earth Coffee Pot
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Aromatic hospital ladyboy
  01/25/16
ouch
swashbuckling internet-worthy chad kitty cat
  01/26/16
poison
Brindle locale feces
  01/26/16
...
Jet laser beams
  01/26/16
180
awkward fragrant stain
  01/26/16
...
Dashing stage
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
multi-colored rose public bath philosopher-king
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Irate point
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
brilliant location alpha
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Stirring Sneaky Criminal
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Out-of-control big-titted station circlehead
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge
  01/26/16
RIP brother
sadistic jewess gay wizard
  09/27/16
...
razzle mental disorder
  12/26/17
...
sable locus
  08/12/19
180
Judgmental double fault
  01/26/16
...
sable locus
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
Vibrant Geriatric Institution Love Of Her Life
  01/27/16
...
citrine mind-boggling menage useless brakes
  01/27/16
...
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Harsh Brethren
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Harsh Brethren
  02/02/16
...
Cerise step-uncle's house queen of the night
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
vivacious heaven
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Hyperactive boyish clown
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
slate razzmatazz roast beef faggot firefighter
  02/24/16
18000000
spectacular ivory range
  03/04/16
165
Misunderstood pearly degenerate coldplay fan
  03/04/16
...
godawful thirsty mad-dog skullcap
  05/19/16
chilling
soul-stirring bistre ratface
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
180 lodge
  12/17/16
Good lord.
Impertinent Meetinghouse Codepig
  01/03/17
oh my.
curious crotch psychic
  01/23/17
toxic
cracking crimson yarmulke party of the first part
  03/13/17
...
Pearl home
  03/15/17
...
Aggressive indigo nursing home
  04/02/17
...
Maize jet-lagged parlor
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Sooty Haunting Personal Credit Line Plaza
  07/08/17
...
domesticated hairy legs
  10/27/17
mother of god
frisky claret crackhouse national security agency
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
provocative ticket booth partner
  10/27/17
JFC
Olive concupiscible cruise ship
  10/27/17
...
Racy tan piazza pervert
  12/26/17
...
Fantasy-prone shrine
  12/26/17
ouch
stimulating french chef
  02/20/18
...
exciting stag film
  02/20/18
...
Flushed Principal's Office
  01/16/19
...
maroon fluffy university
  08/09/19
...
Clear Kitchen
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
heady cumskin electric furnace
  07/28/25
...
Disturbing regret
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
big mexican
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
vermilion tank hominid
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Low-t blood rage
  01/25/16
...
transparent library black woman
  01/25/16
...
beta black rehab
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
crystalline tantric theater
  01/25/16
toxic
Stirring Sneaky Criminal
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
crystalline tantric theater
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Stirring Sneaky Criminal
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
crystalline tantric theater
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Stirring Sneaky Criminal
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
talented lay
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Stirring Sneaky Criminal
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
crystalline tantric theater
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Iridescent main people spot
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
crystalline tantric theater
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Iridescent main people spot
  01/25/16
TY bro
crystalline tantric theater
  01/25/16
...
transparent library black woman
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Rusted dog poop
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Dun swollen center striped hyena
  10/27/17
...
Shaky brunch fat ankles
  10/27/17
...
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  05/24/18
...
curious crotch psychic
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Gay reading party
  10/27/17
credited advice
stimulating french chef
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Stirring Sneaky Criminal
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
pea-brained twinkling forum old irish cottage
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Stirring Sneaky Criminal
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Trip parlour genital piercing
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
crystalline tantric theater
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Iridescent main people spot
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Stirring Sneaky Criminal
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  01/25/16
lol
burgundy national pistol
  06/01/17
...
crystalline tantric theater
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Stirring Sneaky Criminal
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
crystalline tantric theater
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
awkward fragrant stain
  01/26/16
...
razzle mental disorder
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Vigorous temple death wish
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Vigorous temple death wish
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
crystalline tantric theater
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Vigorous temple death wish
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Stirring Sneaky Criminal
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Vigorous temple death wish
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Stirring Sneaky Criminal
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Vigorous temple death wish
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
crystalline tantric theater
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Stirring Sneaky Criminal
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
crystalline tantric theater
  01/25/16
Lmao
thriller bisexual multi-billionaire gunner
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Chartreuse place of business
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  01/25/16
lmao true
Stirring Sneaky Criminal
  01/25/16
...
Dashing stage
  01/26/16
...
razzle mental disorder
  12/26/17
Haha
floppy church dragon
  03/19/20
...
crystalline tantric theater
  01/25/16
...
passionate internal respiration
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
multi-colored rose public bath philosopher-king
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Rusted dog poop
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
mint histrionic pozpig cuck
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Grizzly costumed hell
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Gay reading party
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
sadistic jewess gay wizard
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Buff self-absorbed water buffalo school cafeteria
  06/03/19
oh no
Out-of-control big-titted station circlehead
  08/08/19
LOL
brass native halford
  03/16/20
JFC
curious crotch psychic
  03/19/20
Update?
Beady-eyed hot set
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
autistic tanning salon round eye
  01/25/16
...
crystalline tantric theater
  01/25/16
...
citrine mind-boggling menage useless brakes
  05/19/16
...
charismatic dilemma
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
razzle-dazzle cobalt sanctuary milk
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
passionate internal respiration
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
razzle-dazzle cobalt sanctuary milk
  01/26/16
Cr
passionate internal respiration
  01/26/16
...
brilliant location alpha
  01/26/16
...
brilliant location alpha
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
razzle-dazzle cobalt sanctuary milk
  01/26/16
...
big mexican
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Chest-beating Electric Hall
  01/26/16
...
Chest-beating Electric Hall
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
rough-skinned pit
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
arousing stage masturbator
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Cerebral very tactful kitty turdskin
  01/26/16
...
Lascivious shivering office
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
awkward fragrant stain
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Dashing stage
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Chartreuse place of business
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Cerebral very tactful kitty turdskin
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
rough-skinned pit
  01/26/16
...
navy galvanic den
  01/16/19
...
floppy church dragon
  03/16/20
...
Judgmental double fault
  01/26/16
...
Dashing stage
  01/26/16
...
Lascivious shivering office
  01/26/16
...
citrine mind-boggling menage useless brakes
  03/28/16
...
maroon fluffy university
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
Outnumbered sticky trust fund corner
  01/26/16
...
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
talented lay
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Judgmental double fault
  01/26/16
...
irradiated church building twinkling uncleanness
  10/24/16
...
Dashing stage
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Trip parlour genital piercing
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
puce exhilarant theatre
  04/04/16
...
Pearl home
  03/15/17
*applause*
Azure azn
  10/27/17
...
Clear Kitchen
  09/26/21
...
Gay reading party
  01/26/16
...
Dashing stage
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
razzle-dazzle cobalt sanctuary milk
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Dashing stage
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  01/26/16
...
razzle-dazzle cobalt sanctuary milk
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
razzle-dazzle cobalt sanctuary milk
  01/26/16
...
passionate internal respiration
  01/26/16
...
Iridescent main people spot
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge
  01/26/16
Describe
razzle-dazzle cobalt sanctuary milk
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
razzle-dazzle cobalt sanctuary milk
  01/26/16
...
Dashing stage
  01/26/16
...
Iridescent main people spot
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Chartreuse place of business
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
domesticated hairy legs
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
sable locus
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
multi-colored rose public bath philosopher-king
  01/26/16
Fuck
domesticated hairy legs
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
charismatic dilemma
  01/26/16
cq's!
Stirring Sneaky Criminal
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge
  01/26/16
...
curious crotch psychic
  03/19/20
...
Pearl home
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Henna Box Office Ceo
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
talented lay
  01/26/16
except for your autism
big mexican
  01/26/16
...
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  01/26/16
...
stimulating french chef
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
talented lay
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Iridescent main people spot
  01/26/16
...
sable locus
  01/26/16
LOL fair
talented lay
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
Cerebral very tactful kitty turdskin
  01/26/16
...
Lascivious shivering office
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brilliant location alpha
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Pearl home
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...
arousing stage masturbator
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underrated
irradiated church building twinkling uncleanness
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citrine mind-boggling menage useless brakes
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Dashing stage
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Chartreuse place of business
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address potus
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lmao at the dog bit
Cerebral very tactful kitty turdskin
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
Dashing stage
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lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge
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do u love it
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I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
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...
fear-inspiring resort shitlib
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Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
Cerebral very tactful kitty turdskin
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge
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...
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Chartreuse place of business
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Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Chartreuse place of business
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
Cerebral very tactful kitty turdskin
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
Chartreuse place of business
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge
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...
alcoholic gas station athletic conference
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Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
alcoholic therapy
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it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
Aromatic hospital ladyboy
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...
domesticated hairy legs
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...
Judgmental double fault
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
Iridescent main people spot
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...
charismatic dilemma
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Lascivious shivering office
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JFC
elite trump supporter
  01/26/16
180
Offensive soggy rigor
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...
casino
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
domesticated hairy legs
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge
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alcoholic therapy
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alcoholic therapy
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
multi-colored rose public bath philosopher-king
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
multi-colored rose public bath philosopher-king
  01/26/16
...
Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
multi-colored rose public bath philosopher-king
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
multi-colored rose public bath philosopher-king
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
multi-colored rose public bath philosopher-king
  01/26/16
180 twist
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  01/26/16
...
Dashing stage
  01/26/16
THIS
Trip parlour genital piercing
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...
mentally impaired whorehouse
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
sable locus
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
multi-colored rose public bath philosopher-king
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
sable locus
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
multi-colored rose public bath philosopher-king
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
sable locus
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
multi-colored rose public bath philosopher-king
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
sable locus
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
multi-colored rose public bath philosopher-king
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
erotic property patrolman
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
multi-colored rose public bath philosopher-king
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
erotic property patrolman
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
Stirring Sneaky Criminal
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
multi-colored rose public bath philosopher-king
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
sable locus
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
multi-colored rose public bath philosopher-king
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
talented lay
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Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
multi-colored rose public bath philosopher-king
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
sable locus
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
multi-colored rose public bath philosopher-king
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
Stirring Sneaky Criminal
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
chocolate skinny woman business firm
  01/26/16
fucking damn
Aromatic hospital ladyboy
  01/26/16
...
Low-t blood rage
  01/26/16
180
chrome sweet tailpipe market
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
transparent library black woman
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  01/27/16
...
charismatic dilemma
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Harsh Brethren
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
talking kink-friendly hissy fit
  05/19/16
repost please
transparent library black woman
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
talking kink-friendly hissy fit
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
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tyft brother
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crystalline tantric theater
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180.
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  01/27/16
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mentally impaired whorehouse
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180 lodge
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...
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  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
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brave
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
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...
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Dashing stage
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Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
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transparent library black woman
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Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
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cr
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...
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...
Dashing stage
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...
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
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violet garrison marketing idea
  09/27/16
...
Chartreuse place of business
  10/21/16
mods please delete
charismatic dilemma
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
Stirring Sneaky Criminal
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...
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  10/24/16
i really like it here
talking kink-friendly hissy fit
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...
180 lodge
  10/27/16
...
dysfunction dopamine
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
charismatic dilemma
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
sinister
  01/23/17
... ...
Gay reading party
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...
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  07/08/17
Lol
lake mad cow disease
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
cowardly vengeful jap
  01/16/19
...
Judgmental double fault
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...
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  03/13/17
...
Chartreuse place of business
  03/15/17
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Pearl home
  03/15/17
...
180 lodge
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
drab drunken half-breed police squad
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
charcoal frozen
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
curious crotch psychic
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...
background story
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citrine mind-boggling menage useless brakes
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*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
learning disabled
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curious crotch psychic
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
Mediation
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deep new version
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Chartreuse place of business
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domesticated hairy legs
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
charismatic dilemma
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...
Racy tan piazza pervert
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
Slap-happy famous landscape painting cuckoldry
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
Slap-happy famous landscape painting cuckoldry
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
dysfunction dopamine
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cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
ebony stock car
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crystalline tantric theater
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domesticated hairy legs
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...
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
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man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
Overrated
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  07/25/18
...
Abusive fanboi
  07/25/18
...
domesticated hairy legs
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  01/16/19
...
charismatic dilemma
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
cowardly vengeful jap
  01/16/19
Jfc
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
charismatic dilemma
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
khaki
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
erotic property patrolman
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
Translucent Frum Mother
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
Translucent Frum Mother
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Cerebral very tactful kitty turdskin
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
Translucent Frum Mother
  01/17/19
...
domesticated hairy legs
  04/08/19
...
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Racy tan piazza pervert
  04/09/19
...
Translucent Frum Mother
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
Translucent Frum Mother
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  06/03/19
...
charismatic dilemma
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Hyperactive boyish clown
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
Translucent Frum Mother
  06/03/19
...
Judgmental double fault
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
Translucent Frum Mother
  08/08/19
...
Translucent Frum Mother
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
twisted ocher factory reset button
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Hateful Boistinker Friendly Grandma
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
twisted ocher factory reset button
  08/12/19
...
twisted ocher factory reset button
  03/16/20
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Angry
  02/02/20
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Chartreuse place of business
  03/14/20
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Cerebral very tactful kitty turdskin
  03/16/20
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Cerebral very tactful kitty turdskin
  09/30/20
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Apoplectic
  08/27/21
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Chartreuse place of business
  09/13/21
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charismatic dilemma
  09/26/21
...
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Clear Kitchen
  10/11/21
bump
Cerebral very tactful kitty turdskin
  03/12/22
...
Chartreuse place of business
  01/05/23
...
Beady-eyed hot set
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
Mustard organic girlfriend
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
Fuchsia headpube
  10/13/23
...
Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space
  01/03/24
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domesticated hairy legs
  08/09/24
...
Beady-eyed hot set
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...
Ozzie Canseco
  12/29/25
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Kenneth Play
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
Rakeokc@mail.com
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: awkward fragrant stain

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: brilliant location alpha

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Judgmental double fault

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: irradiated church building twinkling uncleanness

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Chartreuse place of business

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Appetizing Scourge Upon The Earth Coffee Pot

jesus you guys are fucking brutal

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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Chartreuse place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#36120413)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Clear Kitchen



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: excitant voyeur



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: Glittery topaz house



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: Glittery topaz house



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Anal telephone

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: crystalline tantric theater

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Dun swollen center striped hyena



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: bateful magical volcanic crater base

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Pale State

toxic

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Mahogany titillating theater stage

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Comical hunting ground bawdyhouse



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: passionate internal respiration



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Aromatic hospital ladyboy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Copper Dingle Berry Deer Antler



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Chartreuse place of business

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Copper Dingle Berry Deer Antler

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Chartreuse place of business

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Stirring Sneaky Criminal

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: diverse elastic band

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Stirring Sneaky Criminal

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Dashing stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: brilliant location alpha



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: charismatic dilemma



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Mahogany titillating theater stage

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Wine Odious Depressive Karate



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Anal telephone

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Chartreuse place of business

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Anal telephone

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Dashing stage



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: citrine mind-boggling menage useless brakes



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: Aggressive indigo nursing home



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Aromatic hospital ladyboy



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: passionate internal respiration

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Iridescent main people spot

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: motley site idiot

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: amber well-lubricated fortuitous meteor abode



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: garnet wonderful sound barrier

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: bateful magical volcanic crater base



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Low-t blood rage



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Stirring Sneaky Criminal

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Lascivious shivering office



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Insanely creepy toilet seat senate



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: tripping macaca mood

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Pungent stead selfie

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Vigorous temple death wish

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: transparent library black woman

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Copper Dingle Berry Deer Antler



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: hairraiser faggotry field



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: brilliant location alpha



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: Lascivious shivering office



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: sable locus



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space



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Author: arousing stage masturbator



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: frisky claret crackhouse national security agency



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Author: Naked Trailer Park



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Contagious slippery knife



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space



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Author: Beady-eyed hot set



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Author: razzle mental disorder



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Appetizing Scourge Upon The Earth Coffee Pot

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Aromatic hospital ladyboy

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: swashbuckling internet-worthy chad kitty cat

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Brindle locale feces

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: Jet laser beams



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: awkward fragrant stain

180

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Dashing stage



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: multi-colored rose public bath philosopher-king

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Irate point

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: brilliant location alpha

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Stirring Sneaky Criminal

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Out-of-control big-titted station circlehead

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: sadistic jewess gay wizard

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: razzle mental disorder



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: sable locus



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Judgmental double fault

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: sable locus



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Vibrant Geriatric Institution Love Of Her Life

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: citrine mind-boggling menage useless brakes



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Harsh Brethren

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Harsh Brethren

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: Cerise step-uncle's house queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: vivacious heaven

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Hyperactive boyish clown

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: slate razzmatazz roast beef faggot firefighter

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: spectacular ivory range

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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Misunderstood pearly degenerate coldplay fan

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: godawful thirsty mad-dog skullcap



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring bistre ratface

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: 180 lodge

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Impertinent Meetinghouse Codepig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: curious crotch psychic

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: cracking crimson yarmulke party of the first part

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Pearl home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Aggressive indigo nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Maize jet-lagged parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Sooty Haunting Personal Credit Line Plaza

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: domesticated hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: frisky claret crackhouse national security agency

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: provocative ticket booth partner

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Olive concupiscible cruise ship

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Racy tan piazza pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: stimulating french chef

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: exciting stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Flushed Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: maroon fluffy university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Clear Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: heady cumskin electric furnace

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Disturbing regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: big mexican

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: vermilion tank hominid

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Low-t blood rage

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: transparent library black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: beta black rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: crystalline tantric theater

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Stirring Sneaky Criminal

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: crystalline tantric theater

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Stirring Sneaky Criminal

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: crystalline tantric theater

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Stirring Sneaky Criminal

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: talented lay

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Stirring Sneaky Criminal

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: crystalline tantric theater

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Iridescent main people spot

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: crystalline tantric theater

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Iridescent main people spot

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: crystalline tantric theater

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: transparent library black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Rusted dog poop

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Dun swollen center striped hyena

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Shaky brunch fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: curious crotch psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Gay reading party

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: stimulating french chef

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Stirring Sneaky Criminal

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: pea-brained twinkling forum old irish cottage

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Stirring Sneaky Criminal

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Trip parlour genital piercing

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: crystalline tantric theater

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Iridescent main people spot

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Stirring Sneaky Criminal

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: burgundy national pistol

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: crystalline tantric theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Stirring Sneaky Criminal

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: crystalline tantric theater

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: awkward fragrant stain

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: razzle mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Vigorous temple death wish

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Vigorous temple death wish

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: crystalline tantric theater

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Vigorous temple death wish

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Stirring Sneaky Criminal

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Vigorous temple death wish

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Stirring Sneaky Criminal

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Vigorous temple death wish

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: crystalline tantric theater

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Stirring Sneaky Criminal

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: crystalline tantric theater

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: thriller bisexual multi-billionaire gunner

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Chartreuse place of business

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Stirring Sneaky Criminal

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Dashing stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: razzle mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: floppy church dragon

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: crystalline tantric theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: passionate internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: multi-colored rose public bath philosopher-king

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Rusted dog poop

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: mint histrionic pozpig cuck

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Grizzly costumed hell

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Gay reading party

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: sadistic jewess gay wizard

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Buff self-absorbed water buffalo school cafeteria

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Out-of-control big-titted station circlehead

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: brass native halford

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: curious crotch psychic

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hot set

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: autistic tanning salon round eye

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: crystalline tantric theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: citrine mind-boggling menage useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: charismatic dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle cobalt sanctuary milk

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: passionate internal respiration

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle cobalt sanctuary milk

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: passionate internal respiration

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: brilliant location alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: brilliant location alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle cobalt sanctuary milk

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: big mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Chest-beating Electric Hall

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Chest-beating Electric Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: rough-skinned pit

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: arousing stage masturbator

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Cerebral very tactful kitty turdskin

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Lascivious shivering office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: awkward fragrant stain

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Dashing stage

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Chartreuse place of business

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Cerebral very tactful kitty turdskin

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: rough-skinned pit

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: navy galvanic den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: floppy church dragon



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Judgmental double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Dashing stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Lascivious shivering office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: citrine mind-boggling menage useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: maroon fluffy university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Outnumbered sticky trust fund corner

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: talented lay

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Judgmental double fault

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: irradiated church building twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Dashing stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Trip parlour genital piercing

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: puce exhilarant theatre

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Pearl home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Azure azn

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Clear Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Gay reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Dashing stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cobalt sanctuary milk

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Dashing stage

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cobalt sanctuary milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cobalt sanctuary milk

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: passionate internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Iridescent main people spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cobalt sanctuary milk

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cobalt sanctuary milk

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Dashing stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Iridescent main people spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Chartreuse place of business

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: domesticated hairy legs

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: sable locus

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: multi-colored rose public bath philosopher-king

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: domesticated hairy legs

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: charismatic dilemma

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Stirring Sneaky Criminal

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: curious crotch psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Pearl home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Henna Box Office Ceo

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: talented lay

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: big mexican

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: stimulating french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: talented lay

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Iridescent main people spot

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: sable locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: talented lay

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Cerebral very tactful kitty turdskin

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Lascivious shivering office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: brilliant location alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Pearl home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: arousing stage masturbator



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cobalt sanctuary milk

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: irradiated church building twinkling uncleanness

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: citrine mind-boggling menage useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: demanding ultramarine prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: gold effete orchestra pit giraffe

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Dashing stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Chartreuse place of business

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author:  address potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Cerebral very tactful kitty turdskin

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Dashing stage

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Dashing stage

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: fear-inspiring resort shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Cerebral very tactful kitty turdskin

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Chartreuse place of business

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Chartreuse place of business

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Cerebral very tactful kitty turdskin

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Chartreuse place of business

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author:  alcoholic gas station athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author:  alcoholic therapy

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Aromatic hospital ladyboy

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: domesticated hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Judgmental double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Iridescent main people spot

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: charismatic dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Lascivious shivering office

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: elite trump supporter

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Offensive soggy rigor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author:  casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: domesticated hairy legs

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author:  alcoholic therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  alcoholic therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: multi-colored rose public bath philosopher-king

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: multi-colored rose public bath philosopher-king

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: multi-colored rose public bath philosopher-king

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: multi-colored rose public bath philosopher-king

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: multi-colored rose public bath philosopher-king

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Dashing stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Trip parlour genital piercing

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: mentally impaired whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: sable locus

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: multi-colored rose public bath philosopher-king

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: sable locus

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: multi-colored rose public bath philosopher-king

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: sable locus

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: multi-colored rose public bath philosopher-king

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: sable locus

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: multi-colored rose public bath philosopher-king

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: erotic property patrolman

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: multi-colored rose public bath philosopher-king

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: erotic property patrolman

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Stirring Sneaky Criminal

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: multi-colored rose public bath philosopher-king

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: sable locus

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: multi-colored rose public bath philosopher-king

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: talented lay

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: multi-colored rose public bath philosopher-king

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: sable locus

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: multi-colored rose public bath philosopher-king

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Stirring Sneaky Criminal

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author:  chocolate skinny woman business firm

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Aromatic hospital ladyboy

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Low-t blood rage



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: chrome sweet tailpipe market

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: transparent library black woman

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: charismatic dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Harsh Brethren

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: talking kink-friendly hissy fit

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: transparent library black woman

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Laughsome flickering international law enforcement agency indian lodge

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: talking kink-friendly hissy fit

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author:  alcoholic gas station athletic conference

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Trip parlour genital piercing

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Dashing stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: crystalline tantric theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: citrine mind-boggling menage useless brakes

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: mentally impaired whorehouse



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: 180 lodge



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Dashing stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: underhanded up-to-no-good travel guidebook incel

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Beady-eyed hot set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Dashing stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: lake mad cow disease

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: transparent library black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Chartreuse place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Aggressive indigo nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Cerebral very tactful kitty turdskin

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hot set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Dashing stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: violet garrison marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Chartreuse place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: charismatic dilemma

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Stirring Sneaky Criminal

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: talking kink-friendly hissy fit

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: 180 lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author:  dysfunction dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: charismatic dilemma

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: sinister

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Gay reading party

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: lake mad cow disease

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: cowardly vengeful jap

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Judgmental double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Chartreuse place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Pearl home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: 180 lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: drab drunken half-breed police squad

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: charcoal frozen

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: curious crotch psychic

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author:  background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: citrine mind-boggling menage useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: learning disabled

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: curious crotch psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author:  Mediation

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: deep new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Chartreuse place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: domesticated hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: charismatic dilemma

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Racy tan piazza pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Slap-happy famous landscape painting cuckoldry

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Slap-happy famous landscape painting cuckoldry

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author:  dysfunction dopamine

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: ebony stock car

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: crystalline tantric theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: domesticated hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Overrated

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Abusive fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: domesticated hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: charismatic dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: cowardly vengeful jap

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: charismatic dilemma

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author:  khaki

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: erotic property patrolman

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Translucent Frum Mother

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Translucent Frum Mother

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Cerebral very tactful kitty turdskin

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Translucent Frum Mother

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: domesticated hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Racy tan piazza pervert

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: Translucent Frum Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Translucent Frum Mother

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: 

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: charismatic dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Hyperactive boyish clown

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Translucent Frum Mother

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Judgmental double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Translucent Frum Mother

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Translucent Frum Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: twisted ocher factory reset button

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author:  Hateful Boistinker Friendly Grandma

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: twisted ocher factory reset button

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: twisted ocher factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Angry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Chartreuse place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Cerebral very tactful kitty turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Cerebral very tactful kitty turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: Apoplectic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Chartreuse place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: charismatic dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Clear Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Cerebral very tactful kitty turdskin

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Chartreuse place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Beady-eyed hot set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Mustard organic girlfriend

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Fuchsia headpube

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magenta son of senegal space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: domesticated hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Beady-eyed hot set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#49547993)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Rakeokc@mail.com

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

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