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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
brilliant regret
  01/26/16
This one stings.
rebellious irradiated weed whacker menage
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
aphrodisiac alcoholic house
  01/26/16
jesus no...
adulterous corner
  10/24/16
...
impressive partner
  01/03/17
...
shimmering tripping indirect expression
  02/20/18
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Disrespectful kitchen bbw
  06/03/19
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aphrodisiac alcoholic house
  10/14/20
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rambunctious home
  01/25/16
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Orange Motley Gas Station Giraffe
  01/25/16
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elite swashbuckling range
  01/25/16
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costumed rusted stag film kitty cat
  01/25/16
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Titillating opaque theater stage degenerate
  01/25/16
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elite swashbuckling range
  01/25/16
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costumed rusted stag film kitty cat
  01/25/16
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Talking boltzmann
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive
  01/25/16
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beady-eyed pea-brained mental disorder lodge
  01/25/16
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Cobalt factory reset button theatre
  01/25/16
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Flirting dashing heaven main people
  01/25/16
...
Snowy Lascivious Sex Offender Antidepressant Drug
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Honey-headed whorehouse
  01/25/16
...
Concupiscible stage
  01/25/16
...
brilliant regret
  01/26/16
...
mahogany church
  01/26/16
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excitant sienna rehab
  01/26/16
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puce striped hyena gay wizard
  11/27/16
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Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive
  06/13/17
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garnet floppy theater messiness
  12/19/17
...
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  01/24/18
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Arousing naked trump supporter
  06/10/24
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rebellious irradiated weed whacker menage
  01/26/16
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Beta mauve stock car church building
  10/24/16
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impressive partner
  11/27/16
...
Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive
  01/23/17
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dead tanning salon community account
  03/15/17
...
Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive
  04/20/17
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Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive
  02/20/18
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Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive
  05/24/18
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Aromatic frisky stead quadroon
  09/26/21
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silver place of business
  03/12/22
...
Arousing naked trump supporter
  05/15/22
...
Arousing naked trump supporter
  05/04/24
ruthless.
marvelous indigo address
  01/25/16
Brutal
beady-eyed pea-brained mental disorder lodge
  01/25/16
...
Embarrassed to the bone puppy
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
Exhilarant Double Fault
  01/25/16
toxic
Shaky copper pit
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
vibrant base pocket flask
  01/25/16
...
Orange Motley Gas Station Giraffe
  01/25/16
...
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  01/25/16
...
Stubborn obsidian generalized bond
  01/25/16
damnit
overrated stage
  01/25/16
...
elite swashbuckling range
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  01/25/16
jfc
Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive
  01/25/16
Cr edit
elite swashbuckling range
  01/25/16
...
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive
  01/25/16
Cr
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish
  01/25/16
hm
underhanded shrine keepsake machete
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish
  01/25/16
wait
canary dog poop plaza
  01/25/16
...
rebellious irradiated weed whacker menage
  01/26/16
...
Fragrant Kitty
  01/25/16
...
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
vibrant base pocket flask
  01/25/16
...
Salmon mexican institution
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
marvelous indigo address
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
marvelous indigo address
  01/25/16
...
canary dog poop plaza
  01/25/16
...
garnet floppy theater messiness
  01/25/16
...
haunting slippery casino
  01/25/16
...
overrated stage
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Stubborn obsidian generalized bond
  01/25/16
...
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
abnormal hall
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
ivory goyim bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
...
Chocolate out-of-control trust fund
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
saffron hideous crackhouse
  01/25/16
...
Exhilarant Double Fault
  01/25/16
...
Snowy Lascivious Sex Offender Antidepressant Drug
  01/25/16
damn
razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish
  01/25/16
...
flushed love of her life school cafeteria
  01/25/16
...
insanely creepy low-t school marketing idea
  01/25/16
O LORD
Metal buck-toothed point mad cow disease
  01/25/16
jfc
charismatic primrose jewess field
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Comical Blue Dilemma Nibblets
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Concupiscible stage
  01/25/16
...
elite swashbuckling range
  01/25/16
Lmao
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  01/25/16
...
Idiotic center
  01/25/16
...
rebellious irradiated weed whacker menage
  01/26/16
...
flushed love of her life school cafeteria
  01/26/16
...
excitant sienna rehab
  01/26/16
...
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  02/15/16
...
massive mentally impaired haunted graveyard
  07/08/17
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curious corn cake stain
  07/08/17
...
Laughsome Learning Disabled Hell
  07/08/17
...
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  10/27/17
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amber passionate parlour legal warrant
  12/26/17
...
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  05/24/18
...
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  03/16/20
...
henna territorial box office hominid
  02/18/22
...
smoky french chef
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Honey-headed whorehouse
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
overrated stage
  01/25/16
ouch
thriller ticket booth philosopher-king
  01/26/16
poison
doobsian odious location
  01/26/16
...
drab old irish cottage
  01/26/16
180
brilliant regret
  01/26/16
...
canary dog poop plaza
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
Lake Spectacular Mediation Tattoo
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Vermilion tantric jap brunch
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
rebellious irradiated weed whacker menage
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Appetizing lime indian lodge
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
erotic cerebral national security agency legend
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Chartreuse background story
  09/27/16
...
smoky french chef
  12/26/17
...
excitant sienna rehab
  08/12/19
180
aphrodisiac alcoholic house
  01/26/16
...
excitant sienna rehab
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
multi-colored translucent forum dingle berry
  01/27/16
...
garnet floppy theater messiness
  01/27/16
...
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Diverse Flesh Brethren Abode
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Diverse Flesh Brethren Abode
  02/02/16
...
Boyish garrison foreskin
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
sexy windowlicker senate
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Vigorous Ebony Really Tough Guy
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Trip disgusting pistol
  02/24/16
18000000
adventurous pisswyrm locus
  03/04/16
165
yellow hunting ground
  03/04/16
...
lavender hairraiser resort
  05/19/16
chilling
gold digit ratio
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
vivacious juggernaut roast beef
  12/17/16
Good lord.
mind-boggling state hairy legs
  01/03/17
oh my.
soul-stirring immigrant toaster
  01/23/17
toxic
Heady unhinged gaming laptop temple
  03/13/17
...
dead tanning salon community account
  03/15/17
...
haunting slippery casino
  04/02/17
...
Effete Lay Codepig
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
apoplectic piazza
  07/08/17
...
cracking locale deer antler
  10/27/17
mother of god
curious corn cake stain
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
bearded stimulating boistinker
  10/27/17
JFC
Histrionic rigpig
  10/27/17
...
amethyst dysfunction library
  12/26/17
...
razzle chapel
  12/26/17
ouch
jet market karate
  02/20/18
...
provocative grizzly new version
  02/20/18
...
mildly autistic newt friendly grandma
  01/16/19
...
Emerald exciting water buffalo set
  08/09/19
...
Aromatic frisky stead quadroon
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
Galvanic Flickering Site Lettuce
  07/28/25
...
swollen talented knife public bath
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
federal trailer park
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
White Cruise Ship
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Snowy Lascivious Sex Offender Antidepressant Drug
  01/25/16
...
Concupiscible stage
  01/25/16
...
stirring chestnut black woman persian
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
beady-eyed pea-brained mental disorder lodge
  01/25/16
toxic
razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
beady-eyed pea-brained mental disorder lodge
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
beady-eyed pea-brained mental disorder lodge
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Rough-skinned Skinny Woman
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
beady-eyed pea-brained mental disorder lodge
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
abnormal hall
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
beady-eyed pea-brained mental disorder lodge
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
abnormal hall
  01/25/16
TY bro
beady-eyed pea-brained mental disorder lodge
  01/25/16
...
Concupiscible stage
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
ultramarine hospital doctorate
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Embarrassed to the bone puppy
  10/27/17
...
wonderful outnumbered blood rage
  10/27/17
...
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  05/24/18
...
soul-stirring immigrant toaster
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Filthy nursing home ratface
  10/27/17
credited advice
jet market karate
  05/24/18
even more toxic
razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Domesticated cocky dopamine
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Red slimy crotch roommate
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
beady-eyed pea-brained mental disorder lodge
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
abnormal hall
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  01/25/16
lol
180 nubile voyeur
  06/01/17
...
beady-eyed pea-brained mental disorder lodge
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
beady-eyed pea-brained mental disorder lodge
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
brilliant regret
  01/26/16
...
smoky french chef
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Comical Blue Dilemma Nibblets
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Comical Blue Dilemma Nibblets
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
beady-eyed pea-brained mental disorder lodge
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Comical Blue Dilemma Nibblets
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Comical Blue Dilemma Nibblets
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Comical Blue Dilemma Nibblets
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
beady-eyed pea-brained mental disorder lodge
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
beady-eyed pea-brained mental disorder lodge
  01/25/16
Lmao
Gay racy area
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  01/25/16
lmao true
razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish
  01/25/16
...
canary dog poop plaza
  01/26/16
...
smoky french chef
  12/26/17
Haha
Chest-beating telephone faggot firefighter
  03/19/20
...
beady-eyed pea-brained mental disorder lodge
  01/25/16
...
Stubborn obsidian generalized bond
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Lake Spectacular Mediation Tattoo
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
ultramarine hospital doctorate
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
godawful electric furnace gunner
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
abusive green dragon therapy
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Filthy nursing home ratface
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Chartreuse background story
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Confused Jade Business Firm
  06/03/19
oh no
Appetizing lime indian lodge
  08/08/19
LOL
Wine Spot
  03/16/20
JFC
soul-stirring immigrant toaster
  03/19/20
Update?
henna territorial box office hominid
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
medicated razzmatazz ape sanctuary
  01/25/16
...
beady-eyed pea-brained mental disorder lodge
  01/25/16
...
garnet floppy theater messiness
  05/19/16
...
Fragrant Kitty
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Big Rigor
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Stubborn obsidian generalized bond
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Big Rigor
  01/26/16
Cr
Stubborn obsidian generalized bond
  01/26/16
...
rebellious irradiated weed whacker menage
  01/26/16
...
rebellious irradiated weed whacker menage
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Big Rigor
  01/26/16
...
federal trailer park
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
black macaca organic girlfriend
  01/26/16
...
black macaca organic girlfriend
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
rambunctious home
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
massive mentally impaired haunted graveyard
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
supple parlor
  01/26/16
...
flushed love of her life school cafeteria
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
brilliant regret
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
canary dog poop plaza
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
supple parlor
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
rambunctious home
  01/26/16
...
Contagious Shitlib
  01/16/19
...
Chest-beating telephone faggot firefighter
  03/16/20
...
aphrodisiac alcoholic house
  01/26/16
...
canary dog poop plaza
  01/26/16
...
flushed love of her life school cafeteria
  01/26/16
...
garnet floppy theater messiness
  03/28/16
...
Emerald exciting water buffalo set
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
Carnelian house-broken police squad
  01/26/16
...
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Rough-skinned Skinny Woman
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
aphrodisiac alcoholic house
  01/26/16
...
adulterous corner
  10/24/16
...
canary dog poop plaza
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Red slimy crotch roommate
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
jet-lagged psychic step-uncle's house
  04/04/16
...
dead tanning salon community account
  03/15/17
*applause*
Impertinent meetinghouse
  10/27/17
...
Aromatic frisky stead quadroon
  09/26/21
...
Filthy nursing home ratface
  01/26/16
...
canary dog poop plaza
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Big Rigor
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
canary dog poop plaza
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  01/26/16
...
Big Rigor
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Big Rigor
  01/26/16
...
Stubborn obsidian generalized bond
  01/26/16
...
abnormal hall
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
erotic cerebral national security agency legend
  01/26/16
Describe
Big Rigor
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
erotic cerebral national security agency legend
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Big Rigor
  01/26/16
...
canary dog poop plaza
  01/26/16
...
abnormal hall
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
erotic cerebral national security agency legend
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
erotic cerebral national security agency legend
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
cracking locale deer antler
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
excitant sienna rehab
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
erotic cerebral national security agency legend
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Lake Spectacular Mediation Tattoo
  01/26/16
Fuck
cracking locale deer antler
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Fragrant Kitty
  01/26/16
cq's!
razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
erotic cerebral national security agency legend
  01/26/16
...
soul-stirring immigrant toaster
  03/19/20
...
dead tanning salon community account
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
sepia glittery pozpig volcanic crater
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Rough-skinned Skinny Woman
  01/26/16
except for your autism
federal trailer park
  01/26/16
...
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  01/26/16
...
jet market karate
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Rough-skinned Skinny Woman
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
abnormal hall
  01/26/16
...
excitant sienna rehab
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Rough-skinned Skinny Woman
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
supple parlor
  01/26/16
...
flushed love of her life school cafeteria
  01/26/16
...
rebellious irradiated weed whacker menage
  01/23/17
...
dead tanning salon community account
  03/15/17
...
massive mentally impaired haunted graveyard
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
Big Rigor
  01/26/16
underrated
adulterous corner
  01/26/16
...
garnet floppy theater messiness
  02/15/16
...
impressive partner
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
Spruce property personal credit line
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...
erotic cerebral national security agency legend
  01/26/16
...
canary dog poop plaza
  01/26/16
jfc
Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive
  01/26/16
...
pungent electric cuckoldry sandwich
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
supple parlor
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
erotic cerebral national security agency legend
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
canary dog poop plaza
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
erotic cerebral national security agency legend
  01/26/16
do u love it
canary dog poop plaza
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
erotic cerebral national security agency legend
  01/26/16
...
walnut french nowag useless brakes
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
supple parlor
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
erotic cerebral national security agency legend
  01/26/16
...
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
erotic cerebral national security agency legend
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
supple parlor
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
erotic cerebral national security agency legend
  01/26/16
...
burgundy genital piercing
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
cheese-eating people who are hurt party of the first part
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
overrated stage
  01/26/16
...
cracking locale deer antler
  01/26/16
...
aphrodisiac alcoholic house
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
abnormal hall
  01/26/16
...
Fragrant Kitty
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
flushed love of her life school cafeteria
  01/26/16
JFC
office
  01/26/16
180
mustard university scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
...
Carmine zombie-like principal's office affirmative action
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
cracking locale deer antler
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
erotic cerebral national security agency legend
  01/26/16
...
cheese-eating people who are hurt party of the first part
  01/26/16
...
cheese-eating people who are hurt party of the first part
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Lake Spectacular Mediation Tattoo
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
erotic cerebral national security agency legend
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Lake Spectacular Mediation Tattoo
  01/26/16
...
erotic cerebral national security agency legend
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
erotic cerebral national security agency legend
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Lake Spectacular Mediation Tattoo
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
erotic cerebral national security agency legend
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Lake Spectacular Mediation Tattoo
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
erotic cerebral national security agency legend
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
Lake Spectacular Mediation Tattoo
  01/26/16
180 twist
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  01/26/16
...
canary dog poop plaza
  01/26/16
THIS
Red slimy crotch roommate
  01/26/16
...
bright native
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
excitant sienna rehab
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
Lake Spectacular Mediation Tattoo
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
excitant sienna rehab
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Lake Spectacular Mediation Tattoo
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
excitant sienna rehab
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Lake Spectacular Mediation Tattoo
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
excitant sienna rehab
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
Lake Spectacular Mediation Tattoo
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Talking boltzmann
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Lake Spectacular Mediation Tattoo
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Talking boltzmann
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Lake Spectacular Mediation Tattoo
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
excitant sienna rehab
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Lake Spectacular Mediation Tattoo
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Rough-skinned Skinny Woman
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
Lake Spectacular Mediation Tattoo
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
excitant sienna rehab
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
Lake Spectacular Mediation Tattoo
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
topaz irate station
  01/26/16
fucking damn
overrated stage
  01/26/16
...
Snowy Lascivious Sex Offender Antidepressant Drug
  01/26/16
180
azure cuck halford
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
Concupiscible stage
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  01/27/16
...
Fragrant Kitty
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Diverse Flesh Brethren Abode
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
violet orchestra pit turdskin
  05/19/16
repost please
Concupiscible stage
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
erotic cerebral national security agency legend
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
violet orchestra pit turdskin
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
burgundy genital piercing
  01/26/16
tyft brother
Red slimy crotch roommate
  01/26/16
...
canary dog poop plaza
  01/26/16
...
beady-eyed pea-brained mental disorder lodge
  01/27/16
180.
garnet floppy theater messiness
  01/27/16
...
bright native
  01/29/16
...
vivacious juggernaut roast beef
  01/31/16
...
canary dog poop plaza
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
Pearl den circlehead
  02/02/16
brave
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  02/03/16
...
henna territorial box office hominid
  02/22/16
...
canary dog poop plaza
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
Offensive ladyboy
  02/22/16
...
Concupiscible stage
  03/08/16
...
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  09/27/16
...
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  03/04/16
...
Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive
  04/04/16
...
haunting slippery casino
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cr
supple parlor
  04/20/16
...
henna territorial box office hominid
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...
canary dog poop plaza
  05/11/16
...
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  06/17/16
...
son of senegal sneaky criminal
  09/27/16
...
Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive
  10/21/16
mods please delete
Fragrant Kitty
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish
  10/24/16
...
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  10/24/16
i really like it here
violet orchestra pit turdskin
  10/24/16
...
vivacious juggernaut roast beef
  10/27/16
...
Mischievous national laser beams
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Fragrant Kitty
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
milky coldplay fan
  01/23/17
... ...
Filthy nursing home ratface
  01/23/17
...
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  07/08/17
Lol
Offensive ladyboy
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
tan sickened selfie
  01/16/19
...
aphrodisiac alcoholic house
  02/11/17
...
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  03/13/17
...
Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive
  03/15/17
...
dead tanning salon community account
  03/15/17
...
vivacious juggernaut roast beef
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
chrome twisted gaping
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
soul-stirring immigrant toaster
  06/01/17
...
Scarlet goal in life
  06/01/17
...
garnet floppy theater messiness
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
pontificating ceo
  06/13/17
...
soul-stirring immigrant toaster
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
Plum awkward
  07/08/17
...
avocado wrinkle
  08/18/17
...
Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive
  09/25/17
...
cracking locale deer antler
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
Fragrant Kitty
  10/27/17
...
amethyst dysfunction library
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
Misunderstood Pervert
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
Misunderstood Pervert
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
Mischievous national laser beams
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
Aqua
  05/24/18
...
beady-eyed pea-brained mental disorder lodge
  07/25/18
...
cracking locale deer antler
  05/17/18
...
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
nudist mood faggotry
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  07/25/18
...
mahogany church
  07/25/18
...
cracking locale deer antler
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  01/16/19
...
Fragrant Kitty
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
tan sickened selfie
  01/16/19
Jfc
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Fragrant Kitty
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
Up-to-no-good Vengeful
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Talking boltzmann
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
Bull headed feces masturbator
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
Bull headed feces masturbator
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
supple parlor
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
Bull headed feces masturbator
  01/17/19
...
cracking locale deer antler
  04/08/19
...
Kink-friendly Azn
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
amethyst dysfunction library
  04/09/19
...
Bull headed feces masturbator
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
Bull headed feces masturbator
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
fiercely-loyal twinkling uncleanness internal respiration
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  06/03/19
...
Fragrant Kitty
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Vigorous Ebony Really Tough Guy
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
Bull headed feces masturbator
  06/03/19
...
aphrodisiac alcoholic house
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
Bull headed feces masturbator
  08/08/19
...
Bull headed feces masturbator
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
deranged drunken
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Violent round eye
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
deranged drunken
  08/12/19
...
deranged drunken
  03/16/20
...
  02/02/20
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Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive
  03/14/20
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supple parlor
  03/16/20
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supple parlor
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fat ankles associate
  08/27/21
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Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive
  09/13/21
...
Fragrant Kitty
  09/26/21
...
Potus
  10/11/21
...
Aromatic frisky stead quadroon
  10/11/21
bump
supple parlor
  03/12/22
...
Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive
  01/05/23
...
henna territorial box office hominid
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
indecent famous landscape painting
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
Thirsty private investor
  10/13/23
...
Flirting dashing heaven main people
  01/03/24
...
cracking locale deer antler
  08/09/24
...
henna territorial box office hominid
  07/28/25
...
Ozzie Canseco
  12/29/25
...
Kenneth Play
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
Rakeokc@mail.com
  12/29/25


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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: April 20th, 2017 2:06 PM
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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: Arousing naked trump supporter



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: marvelous indigo address

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: beady-eyed pea-brained mental disorder lodge

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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone puppy



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Exhilarant Double Fault

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Shaky copper pit

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: vibrant base pocket flask

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Orange Motley Gas Station Giraffe



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Stubborn obsidian generalized bond



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: overrated stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: elite swashbuckling range



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: elite swashbuckling range

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people

Cr

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: underhanded shrine keepsake machete

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: canary dog poop plaza

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: rebellious irradiated weed whacker menage



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Author: Fragrant Kitty



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: vibrant base pocket flask

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ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Salmon mexican institution



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: marvelous indigo address

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive

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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: marvelous indigo address

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: canary dog poop plaza



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: garnet floppy theater messiness



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Stubborn obsidian generalized bond

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: abnormal hall

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: ivory goyim bawdyhouse

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Chocolate out-of-control trust fund



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: saffron hideous crackhouse

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Exhilarant Double Fault



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: flushed love of her life school cafeteria



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: charismatic primrose jewess field

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Comical Blue Dilemma Nibblets

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Concupiscible stage

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Honey-headed whorehouse

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: overrated stage

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: thriller ticket booth philosopher-king

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Author: doobsian odious location

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: brilliant regret

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Lake Spectacular Mediation Tattoo

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Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

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Author: Vermilion tantric jap brunch

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: rebellious irradiated weed whacker menage

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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Appetizing lime indian lodge

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: erotic cerebral national security agency legend

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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Chartreuse background story

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: multi-colored translucent forum dingle berry

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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Diverse Flesh Brethren Abode

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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Diverse Flesh Brethren Abode

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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Vigorous Ebony Really Tough Guy

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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Trip disgusting pistol

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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: adventurous pisswyrm locus

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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: yellow hunting ground

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Author: gold digit ratio

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: vivacious juggernaut roast beef

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: mind-boggling state hairy legs

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring immigrant toaster

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Heady unhinged gaming laptop temple

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: dead tanning salon community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: haunting slippery casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Effete Lay Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: apoplectic piazza

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: cracking locale deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: curious corn cake stain

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: bearded stimulating boistinker

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Histrionic rigpig

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: amethyst dysfunction library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: razzle chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: jet market karate

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: provocative grizzly new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: mildly autistic newt friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Emerald exciting water buffalo set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Aromatic frisky stead quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Galvanic Flickering Site Lettuce

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: swollen talented knife public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: federal trailer park

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: White Cruise Ship

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Snowy Lascivious Sex Offender Antidepressant Drug

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Concupiscible stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: stirring chestnut black woman persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed pea-brained mental disorder lodge

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: beady-eyed pea-brained mental disorder lodge

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: beady-eyed pea-brained mental disorder lodge

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Skinny Woman

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: beady-eyed pea-brained mental disorder lodge

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: abnormal hall

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: beady-eyed pea-brained mental disorder lodge

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: abnormal hall

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: beady-eyed pea-brained mental disorder lodge

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: ultramarine hospital doctorate

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone puppy

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: wonderful outnumbered blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring immigrant toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Filthy nursing home ratface

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: jet market karate

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Domesticated cocky dopamine

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Red slimy crotch roommate

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: beady-eyed pea-brained mental disorder lodge

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: abnormal hall

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: 180 nubile voyeur

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: beady-eyed pea-brained mental disorder lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: beady-eyed pea-brained mental disorder lodge

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: brilliant regret

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: smoky french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Comical Blue Dilemma Nibblets

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Comical Blue Dilemma Nibblets

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed pea-brained mental disorder lodge

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Comical Blue Dilemma Nibblets

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Comical Blue Dilemma Nibblets

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Comical Blue Dilemma Nibblets

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: beady-eyed pea-brained mental disorder lodge

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: beady-eyed pea-brained mental disorder lodge

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Gay racy area

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: canary dog poop plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: smoky french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Chest-beating telephone faggot firefighter

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: beady-eyed pea-brained mental disorder lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Stubborn obsidian generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Lake Spectacular Mediation Tattoo

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: ultramarine hospital doctorate

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: godawful electric furnace gunner

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: abusive green dragon therapy

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Filthy nursing home ratface

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Chartreuse background story

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Confused Jade Business Firm

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Appetizing lime indian lodge

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Wine Spot

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: soul-stirring immigrant toaster

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: henna territorial box office hominid

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: medicated razzmatazz ape sanctuary

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: beady-eyed pea-brained mental disorder lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: garnet floppy theater messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Fragrant Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Big Rigor

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Stubborn obsidian generalized bond

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Big Rigor

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Stubborn obsidian generalized bond

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: rebellious irradiated weed whacker menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: rebellious irradiated weed whacker menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Big Rigor

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: federal trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: black macaca organic girlfriend

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: black macaca organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: rambunctious home

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: massive mentally impaired haunted graveyard

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: supple parlor

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: flushed love of her life school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: brilliant regret

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: canary dog poop plaza

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: supple parlor

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: rambunctious home

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Contagious Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Chest-beating telephone faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: aphrodisiac alcoholic house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: canary dog poop plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: flushed love of her life school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: garnet floppy theater messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Emerald exciting water buffalo set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Carnelian house-broken police squad

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Skinny Woman

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: aphrodisiac alcoholic house

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: adulterous corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: canary dog poop plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Red slimy crotch roommate

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: jet-lagged psychic step-uncle's house

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: dead tanning salon community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Impertinent meetinghouse

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Aromatic frisky stead quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Filthy nursing home ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: canary dog poop plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Big Rigor

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: canary dog poop plaza

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Big Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Big Rigor

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Stubborn obsidian generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: abnormal hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: erotic cerebral national security agency legend

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Big Rigor

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: erotic cerebral national security agency legend

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Big Rigor

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: canary dog poop plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: abnormal hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: erotic cerebral national security agency legend

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: erotic cerebral national security agency legend

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: cracking locale deer antler

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: excitant sienna rehab

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: erotic cerebral national security agency legend

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Lake Spectacular Mediation Tattoo

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: cracking locale deer antler

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Fragrant Kitty

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: erotic cerebral national security agency legend

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: soul-stirring immigrant toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: dead tanning salon community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: sepia glittery pozpig volcanic crater

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Skinny Woman

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: federal trailer park

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: jet market karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Skinny Woman

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: abnormal hall

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: excitant sienna rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Skinny Woman

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: supple parlor

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: flushed love of her life school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: rebellious irradiated weed whacker menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: dead tanning salon community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: massive mentally impaired haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Big Rigor

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: adulterous corner

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: garnet floppy theater messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: impressive partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Spruce property personal credit line

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: erotic cerebral national security agency legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: canary dog poop plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: pungent electric cuckoldry sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: supple parlor

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: erotic cerebral national security agency legend

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: canary dog poop plaza

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: erotic cerebral national security agency legend

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: canary dog poop plaza

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: erotic cerebral national security agency legend

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: walnut french nowag useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: supple parlor

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: erotic cerebral national security agency legend

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: erotic cerebral national security agency legend

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: supple parlor

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: erotic cerebral national security agency legend

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author:  burgundy genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author:  cheese-eating people who are hurt party of the first part

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: overrated stage

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: cracking locale deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: aphrodisiac alcoholic house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: abnormal hall

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Fragrant Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: flushed love of her life school cafeteria

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author:  office

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author:  mustard university scourge upon the earth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Carmine zombie-like principal's office affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: cracking locale deer antler

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: erotic cerebral national security agency legend

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author:  cheese-eating people who are hurt party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  cheese-eating people who are hurt party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Lake Spectacular Mediation Tattoo

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: erotic cerebral national security agency legend

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Lake Spectacular Mediation Tattoo

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: erotic cerebral national security agency legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: erotic cerebral national security agency legend

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Lake Spectacular Mediation Tattoo

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: erotic cerebral national security agency legend

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Lake Spectacular Mediation Tattoo

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: erotic cerebral national security agency legend

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Lake Spectacular Mediation Tattoo

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: canary dog poop plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Red slimy crotch roommate

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: bright native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: excitant sienna rehab

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Lake Spectacular Mediation Tattoo

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: excitant sienna rehab

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Lake Spectacular Mediation Tattoo

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: excitant sienna rehab

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Lake Spectacular Mediation Tattoo

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: excitant sienna rehab

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Lake Spectacular Mediation Tattoo

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Talking boltzmann

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Lake Spectacular Mediation Tattoo

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Talking boltzmann

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Lake Spectacular Mediation Tattoo

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: excitant sienna rehab

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Lake Spectacular Mediation Tattoo

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Skinny Woman

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Lake Spectacular Mediation Tattoo

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: excitant sienna rehab

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Lake Spectacular Mediation Tattoo

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: topaz irate station

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: overrated stage

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Snowy Lascivious Sex Offender Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: azure cuck halford

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Concupiscible stage

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Fragrant Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Diverse Flesh Brethren Abode

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: violet orchestra pit turdskin

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Concupiscible stage

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: erotic cerebral national security agency legend

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: violet orchestra pit turdskin

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author:  burgundy genital piercing

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Red slimy crotch roommate

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: canary dog poop plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed pea-brained mental disorder lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: garnet floppy theater messiness

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: bright native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: vivacious juggernaut roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: canary dog poop plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Pearl den circlehead

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: henna territorial box office hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: canary dog poop plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Offensive ladyboy

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Concupiscible stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: haunting slippery casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: supple parlor

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: henna territorial box office hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: canary dog poop plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author:  son of senegal sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Fragrant Kitty

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruby space death wish

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: violet orchestra pit turdskin

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: vivacious juggernaut roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Mischievous national laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Fragrant Kitty

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author:  milky coldplay fan

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Filthy nursing home ratface

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Offensive ladyboy

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: tan sickened selfie

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: aphrodisiac alcoholic house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: dead tanning salon community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: vivacious juggernaut roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: 

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: chrome twisted gaping

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: soul-stirring immigrant toaster

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Scarlet goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: garnet floppy theater messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author:  pontificating ceo

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring immigrant toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Plum awkward

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: avocado wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: cracking locale deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Fragrant Kitty

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: amethyst dysfunction library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Misunderstood Pervert

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Misunderstood Pervert

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Mischievous national laser beams

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Aqua

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: beady-eyed pea-brained mental disorder lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: cracking locale deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: nudist mood faggotry

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: mahogany church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: cracking locale deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Fragrant Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: tan sickened selfie

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Fragrant Kitty

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Vengeful

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Talking boltzmann

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Bull headed feces masturbator

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Bull headed feces masturbator

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: supple parlor

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Bull headed feces masturbator

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: cracking locale deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: amethyst dysfunction library

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: Bull headed feces masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Bull headed feces masturbator

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author:  fiercely-loyal twinkling uncleanness internal respiration

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Fragrant Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Vigorous Ebony Really Tough Guy

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Bull headed feces masturbator

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: aphrodisiac alcoholic house



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Bull headed feces masturbator

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Bull headed feces masturbator



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: deranged drunken

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Violent round eye

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: deranged drunken

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: deranged drunken



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: supple parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: supple parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  fat ankles associate



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Fragrant Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author:  Potus



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Aromatic frisky stead quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: supple parlor

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: henna territorial box office hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author:  indecent famous landscape painting

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Thirsty private investor

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Flirting dashing heaven main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: cracking locale deer antler



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