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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)
| Bull headed razzle faggot firefighter | 01/03/23 |
| outnumbered aphrodisiac tanning salon prole | 01/03/23 |
| Bull headed razzle faggot firefighter | 01/03/23 |
| ivory razzle-dazzle elastic band | 01/03/23 |
| Bull headed razzle faggot firefighter | 01/04/23 |
| Black comical rehab | 01/04/23 |
| diverse hell | 01/04/23 |
| Chestnut racy persian | 01/04/23 |
| outnumbered aphrodisiac tanning salon prole | 01/04/23 |
| Chestnut racy persian | 01/04/23 |
| outnumbered aphrodisiac tanning salon prole | 01/04/23 |
| Chestnut racy persian | 01/04/23 |
| outnumbered aphrodisiac tanning salon prole | 01/04/23 |
| Seedy lime theatre | 04/19/23 |
| outnumbered aphrodisiac tanning salon prole | 04/19/23 |
| Passionate locus old irish cottage | 04/23/24 |
| Black comical rehab | 04/23/24 |
| diverse hell | 04/30/24 |
| White gay wizard | 04/30/24 |
| Vivacious dark hall legal warrant | 04/30/24 |
| WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER | 08/26/25 |
| Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 | 08/26/25 |
| vengeful personal credit line | 01/03/23 |
| provocative sickened home | 01/03/23 |
| outnumbered aphrodisiac tanning salon prole | 01/03/23 |
| outnumbered aphrodisiac tanning salon prole | 01/03/23 |
| umber dilemma patrolman | 01/04/23 |
| chest-beating carmine hunting ground station | 01/04/23 |
| Swashbuckling Pit | 01/04/23 |
| Overrated party of the first part dog poop | 04/23/24 |
| buck-toothed bipolar sandwich | 01/04/23 |
| Maniacal generalized bond nibblets | 01/04/23 |
| beta theater | 01/04/23 |
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| house-broken place of business jewess | 12/27/23 |
| vengeful personal credit line | 02/07/24 |
| provocative sickened home | 02/07/24 |
| vengeful personal credit line | 04/23/24 |
| idiotic trailer park | 04/23/24 |
| vengeful personal credit line | 04/23/24 |
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| rebellious half-breed point | 04/23/24 |
| Swashbuckling Pit | 04/23/24 |
| WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER | 08/26/25 |
| Mind-boggling preventive strike | 04/23/24 |
| Mind-boggling preventive strike | 04/30/24 |
| diverse hell | 04/30/24 |
| rebellious half-breed point | 04/30/24 |
| diverse hell | 04/30/24 |
| Swashbuckling Pit | 04/30/24 |
| kevin eubanks and the tonight show band | 08/26/25 |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: Bull headed razzle faggot firefighter One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
The jury’s jaw dropped. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: outnumbered aphrodisiac tanning salon prole https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: Bull headed razzle faggot firefighter Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: ivory razzle-dazzle elastic band 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: Bull headed razzle faggot firefighter Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: Black comical rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: diverse hell alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: Chestnut racy persian anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: outnumbered aphrodisiac tanning salon prole everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: Chestnut racy persian so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: outnumbered aphrodisiac tanning salon prole (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: Chestnut racy persian It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: outnumbered aphrodisiac tanning salon prole more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: Seedy lime theatre 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: outnumbered aphrodisiac tanning salon prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: Passionate locus old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: Black comical rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: diverse hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: White gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: Vivacious dark hall legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47620946) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#49213068) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: vengeful personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: provocative sickened home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: outnumbered aphrodisiac tanning salon prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: outnumbered aphrodisiac tanning salon prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: umber dilemma patrolman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: chest-beating carmine hunting ground station SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: Swashbuckling Pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: Overrated party of the first part dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: buck-toothed bipolar sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: Maniacal generalized bond nibblets The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: beta theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: vengeful personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: vengeful personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: vengeful personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: vengeful personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: vengeful personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: house-broken place of business jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: vengeful personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: provocative sickened home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: vengeful personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: idiotic trailer park Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: vengeful personal credit line QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: Walnut Mildly Autistic Cruise Ship Yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: rebellious half-breed point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: Swashbuckling Pit (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47604053) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#49213069) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: Mind-boggling preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: Mind-boggling preventive strike The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: diverse hell it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: rebellious half-breed point when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: diverse hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: Swashbuckling Pit (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47621001) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#49213065) |