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How much money did you make this year? ($$$)

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Racy nighttime corner legal warrant
  12/18/25
710K
Diverse pocket flask
  12/18/25
lawyer?
Racy nighttime corner legal warrant
  12/18/25
yea
Diverse pocket flask
  12/18/25
Biglaw?
Racy nighttime corner legal warrant
  12/18/25
Me: 842k Wife: 267K Including last year's bonus
aphrodisiac school
  12/18/25
Lawyers?
Coiffed locale
  12/18/25
My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet
aphrodisiac school
  12/18/25
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laughsome haunted graveyard rehab
  12/18/25
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Obsidian titillating jew
  12/19/25
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Pale stage
  12/19/25
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Bipolar Excitant Market
  12/19/25
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stimulating hall
  12/20/25
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angry know-it-all sanctuary
  12/21/25
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Marvelous judgmental kitty
  12/21/25
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aqua vigorous whorehouse wrinkle
  12/21/25
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Exciting forum fanboi
  12/22/25
$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in ov...
hot unholy nursing home
  12/18/25
Trash or legal fees?
Racy nighttime corner legal warrant
  12/18/25
Picking up trash would be much more dignified
hot unholy nursing home
  12/18/25
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Obsidian titillating jew
  12/19/25
$130k in shitlaw
Wonderful field roast beef
  12/18/25
as a solo? associate? paralegal?
Tripping supple boltzmann station
  12/18/25
AssociaTTTe
Wonderful field roast beef
  12/18/25
why dont you go solo?
Racy nighttime corner legal warrant
  12/18/25
I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH
Gay cowardly dragon
  12/19/25
Nigger voicemail$
Wonderful field roast beef
  12/19/25
A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poo...
Bisexual deer antler ratface
  12/18/25
When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was t...
Bisexual deer antler ratface
  12/18/25
To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and...
Bisexual deer antler ratface
  12/18/25
you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages...
nubile henna hunting ground feces
  12/18/25
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Diverse pocket flask
  12/18/25
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out-of-control menage boistinker
  12/19/25
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Provocative Heaven
  12/21/25
In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from...
Obsidian titillating jew
  12/19/25
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metal toilet seat azn
  12/19/25
Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?
filthy big center macaca
  12/19/25
Over $400k if you add wife. After tax income: ~200k H...
Bisexual deer antler ratface
  12/19/25
You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.
filthy big center macaca
  12/19/25
you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not...
chartreuse mother
  12/20/25
I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fu...
filthy big center macaca
  12/21/25
286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k
frozen wine stain
  12/18/25
Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and...
Obsidian titillating jew
  12/19/25
PATRIARCHY!!! Of course it doesn’t.
Lime deranged hell
  12/19/25
Oh. So why does she work?
Obsidian titillating jew
  12/19/25
180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid
low-t shimmering hominid
  12/18/25
don't you brag about being rich?
out-of-control menage boistinker
  12/19/25
sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full ...
Flatulent Motley Home Sneaky Criminal
  12/19/25
me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k but i was also laid off
Hateful galvanic theatre
  12/18/25
if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so
nubile henna hunting ground feces
  12/18/25
Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?
Jet Cracking Parlour Becky
  12/18/25
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salmon national candlestick maker
  12/18/25
$790K. Wife made about $15K.
filthy big center macaca
  12/18/25
Doing what, and why?
Racy nighttime corner legal warrant
  12/18/25
I am atty.
filthy big center macaca
  12/18/25
I know that, I meant your wife
Racy nighttime corner legal warrant
  12/18/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Bisexual deer antler ratface
  12/18/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Passionate alcoholic trailer park community account
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Passionate alcoholic trailer park community account
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Azure juggernaut
  12/21/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
bistre shitlib
  12/23/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Passionate alcoholic trailer park community account
  12/23/25
Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier th...
lemon mad cow disease
  12/18/25
I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.
Obsidian titillating jew
  12/19/25
yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious...
Azure juggernaut
  12/21/25
You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of p...
lemon mad cow disease
  12/21/25
I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. ...
filthy big center macaca
  12/22/25
Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for ...
lemon mad cow disease
  12/22/25
? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed...
filthy big center macaca
  12/22/25
I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?
Azure juggernaut
  12/22/25
lol I make more money than lex tp
angry know-it-all sanctuary
  12/21/25
Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy
filthy big center macaca
  12/21/25
I feel safe in this subthread
Swashbuckling soggy stock car black woman
  12/22/25
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Swashbuckling soggy stock car black woman
  12/22/25
lex how’s your dating life? jw
Swashbuckling soggy stock car black woman
  12/22/25
I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: thre...
lemon mad cow disease
  12/22/25
why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings
nubile henna hunting ground feces
  12/18/25
Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in ...
salmon national candlestick maker
  12/18/25
i don't even know whether my wife has a job
nubile henna hunting ground feces
  12/18/25
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Bipolar Excitant Market
  12/19/25
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Obsidian titillating jew
  12/19/25
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Swashbuckling soggy stock car black woman
  12/22/25
not enough.
out-of-control menage boistinker
  12/18/25
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Vibrant piazza
  12/20/25
little under $6M
transparent dead native useless brakes
  12/18/25
MFCR. State occupation, thank.
Bisexual deer antler ratface
  12/18/25
271K TOPS
aphrodisiac school
  12/18/25
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awkward reading party
  12/18/25
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low-t shimmering hominid
  12/18/25
sorry ur mad
transparent dead native useless brakes
  12/19/25
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Adventurous frisky public bath pozpig
  12/20/25
Six figures, champ.
drunken rigor regret
  12/18/25
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laughsome haunted graveyard rehab
  12/18/25
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out-of-control menage boistinker
  12/18/25
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peach kitchen
  12/20/25
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aqua vigorous whorehouse wrinkle
  12/21/25
-$184K
Jet-lagged glittery brunch
  12/18/25
I fail to see how this is relevant.
Harsh dark brethren
  12/18/25
Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits,...
Razzle-dazzle theater stage depressive
  12/18/25
holy fuck how jewish are you
Pale stage
  12/19/25
low-200s
mewling stage preventive strike
  12/18/25
0
crusty crotch
  12/18/25
like 2 million
olive coffee pot mexican
  12/18/25
$360k in tech
Trip abusive bbw pit
  12/19/25
Less than I want but way more than I deserve
honey-headed round eye telephone
  12/19/25
I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. The...
Mildly autistic background story state
  12/19/25
Shrew'd
honey-headed round eye telephone
  12/19/25
lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy th...
Exciting forum fanboi
  12/19/25
She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. Sh...
Mildly autistic background story state
  12/19/25
(guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the s...
Flatulent Motley Home Sneaky Criminal
  12/19/25
thank you
Mildly autistic background story state
  12/19/25
I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be sai...
Ungodly Sex Offender
  12/19/25
Who wants to pay off my house
bearded stead mediation
  12/19/25
negative money (lived off debt)
onyx thriller multi-billionaire goal in life
  12/19/25
~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(
emerald house-broken hospital
  12/19/25
what happened
Pale stage
  12/19/25
i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if...
emerald house-broken hospital
  12/19/25
if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual...
Bipolar Excitant Market
  12/19/25
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Racy nighttime corner legal warrant
  12/19/25
Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to t...
Electric church
  12/19/25
$600k as solo lolyer.
metal toilet seat azn
  12/19/25
Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decim...
Exhilarant police squad institution
  12/20/25
~$900k
Lime deranged hell
  12/19/25
Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.
pungent rambunctious cuckoldry
  12/19/25
Wow.
Vibrant piazza
  12/19/25
Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.
out-of-control menage boistinker
  12/19/25
How many blowjobs can I get for that?
pungent rambunctious cuckoldry
  12/19/25
well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying...
out-of-control menage boistinker
  12/19/25
That 1/3 sounds disappointing.
pungent rambunctious cuckoldry
  12/19/25
lol
Red electric furnace
  12/19/25
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out-of-control menage boistinker
  12/22/25
you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so ...
Flatulent Motley Home Sneaky Criminal
  12/19/25
the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads...
Histrionic green school cafeteria
  12/19/25
...
Flatulent Motley Home Sneaky Criminal
  12/19/25
I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the ...
bistre shitlib
  12/19/25
Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.
Fuchsia vivacious dog poop
  12/19/25
if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off lik...
fear-inspiring comical double fault
  12/19/25
Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by s...
Fuchsia vivacious dog poop
  12/20/25
LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups fr...
Histrionic green school cafeteria
  12/21/25
You sound poor
Exciting forum fanboi
  12/19/25
but self-selection...
peach kitchen
  12/20/25
I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearl...
Talented chrome location
  12/19/25
XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!" ...
Slimy Mental Disorder Theater
  12/19/25
Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t sur...
Talented chrome location
  12/19/25
Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawye...
honey-headed round eye telephone
  12/20/25
It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law s...
Talented chrome location
  12/20/25
back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're ...
Diverse pocket flask
  12/20/25
Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a c...
Swashbuckling soggy stock car black woman
  12/20/25
TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of st...
Talented chrome location
  12/20/25
this is correct. I started with 26 people in my summer c...
transparent dead native useless brakes
  12/20/25
amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here
Slimy Mental Disorder Theater
  12/20/25
The personality that really likes it here actually thrives i...
Vibrant piazza
  12/20/25
...
Racy nighttime corner legal warrant
  12/20/25
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Diverse pocket flask
  12/20/25
$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there&r...
stimulating hall
  12/19/25
I paid just under that in taxes this year
Trip abusive bbw pit
  12/20/25
somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit ...
adulterous parlor
  12/20/25
this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.
adulterous parlor
  12/20/25
actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep clos...
adulterous parlor
  12/20/25
A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. ...
flirting hairraiser shrine hairy legs
  12/20/25
How do you get your taxable income lower?
crawly violet love of her life
  12/20/25
Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own ...
flirting hairraiser shrine hairy legs
  12/20/25
Creative but nothing fraud tp
Racy nighttime corner legal warrant
  12/20/25
Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?
filthy big center macaca
  12/21/25
Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing wha...
flirting hairraiser shrine hairy legs
  12/21/25
...
filthy big center macaca
  12/21/25
About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyo...
Fuchsia vivacious dog poop
  12/20/25
425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner...
chartreuse mother
  12/20/25
still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp
Abnormal dun lodge twinkling uncleanness
  12/21/25
it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started th...
Azure juggernaut
  12/21/25
That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in?...
filthy big center macaca
  12/21/25
at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. th...
Azure juggernaut
  12/21/25
We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earne...
filthy big center macaca
  12/22/25
Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning l...
Racy nighttime corner legal warrant
  12/21/25
it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the...
Azure juggernaut
  12/21/25
are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltw...
Racy nighttime corner legal warrant
  12/21/25
if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditiona...
Azure juggernaut
  12/21/25
i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom f...
Racy nighttime corner legal warrant
  12/21/25
yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur a...
Azure juggernaut
  12/21/25
are you still pozzed?
Racy nighttime corner legal warrant
  12/21/25
undetectable brother
Azure juggernaut
  12/21/25
i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host
Racy nighttime corner legal warrant
  12/21/25
wow this is hot, let's take this off boart
Azure juggernaut
  12/21/25
$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)
disrespectful spot
  12/21/25
...
Marvelous judgmental kitty
  12/21/25
Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business c...
carnelian temple
  12/21/25
600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t rea...
Kink-friendly Nofapping Point Toaster
  12/21/25
180 last note
lemon mad cow disease
  12/22/25
About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and othe...
crawly violet love of her life
  12/21/25
that is 180, very impressive. very unlikely everything wi...
Azure juggernaut
  12/21/25
I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a ...
filthy big center macaca
  12/21/25
i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody ...
Azure juggernaut
  12/21/25
just do discreet affairs bro
Tripping supple boltzmann station
  12/21/25
Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains...
crawly violet love of her life
  12/24/25
I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do t...
jade charismatic address
  12/26/25
CSLG free thread. Odd case.
appetizing plaza faggot firefighter
  12/22/25
Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't kno...
aqua vigorous whorehouse wrinkle
  12/22/25
count any bonus you received in calendar 2025
Diverse pocket flask
  12/23/25
I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am...
Fuchsia vivacious dog poop
  12/22/25
About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $...
jade charismatic address
  12/22/25
Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.
Vibrant piazza
  12/22/25
whats the other 35%
Diverse pocket flask
  12/23/25
cap gains
bistre shitlib
  12/25/25
are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need...
Diverse pocket flask
  12/25/25
I'm up like $440k now on the year.
Vibrant piazza
  12/25/25
~$500k
Abnormal dun lodge twinkling uncleanness
  12/25/25


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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Racy nighttime corner legal warrant



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Diverse pocket flask

710K

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Racy nighttime corner legal warrant

lawyer?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Diverse pocket flask

yea

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Racy nighttime corner legal warrant

Biglaw?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: aphrodisiac school

Me: 842k

Wife: 267K

Including last year's bonus

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Coiffed locale

Lawyers?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: aphrodisiac school

My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: laughsome haunted graveyard rehab



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Obsidian titillating jew



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Pale stage



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: stimulating hall



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: angry know-it-all sanctuary



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Marvelous judgmental kitty



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: aqua vigorous whorehouse wrinkle



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Exciting forum fanboi



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: hot unholy nursing home

$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Racy nighttime corner legal warrant

Trash or legal fees?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: hot unholy nursing home

Picking up trash would be much more dignified

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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Obsidian titillating jew



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Wonderful field roast beef

$130k in shitlaw

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Tripping supple boltzmann station

as a solo? associate? paralegal?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Wonderful field roast beef

AssociaTTTe

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Racy nighttime corner legal warrant

why dont you go solo?

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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Gay cowardly dragon

I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH

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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Wonderful field roast beef

Nigger voicemail$

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Bisexual deer antler ratface

A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor.

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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Bisexual deer antler ratface

When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.

Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.

Turns out I was a retard for going in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520231)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Bisexual deer antler ratface

To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: nubile henna hunting ground feces

you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520352)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Diverse pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520383)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: out-of-control menage boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522387)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Provocative Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49528363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Obsidian titillating jew

In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?

This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522250)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: metal toilet seat azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522385)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: filthy big center macaca

Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522508)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Bisexual deer antler ratface

Over $400k if you add wife.

After tax income: ~200k

Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k

Child care: ~$50k

Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522995)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: filthy big center macaca

You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49523480)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: chartreuse mother

you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49525980)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: filthy big center macaca

I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49528347)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: frozen wine stain

286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49519951)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Obsidian titillating jew

Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522256)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Lime deranged hell

PATRIARCHY!!!

Of course it doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522337)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Obsidian titillating jew

Oh. So why does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522351)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: low-t shimmering hominid

180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49519965)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: out-of-control menage boistinker

don't you brag about being rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522392)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Flatulent Motley Home Sneaky Criminal

sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522784)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Hateful galvanic theatre

me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k

but i was also laid off



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49519995)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: nubile henna hunting ground feces

if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520019)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Jet Cracking Parlour Becky

Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520082)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: salmon national candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520207)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: filthy big center macaca

$790K. Wife made about $15K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520114)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Racy nighttime corner legal warrant

Doing what, and why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520142)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: filthy big center macaca

I am atty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520156)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Racy nighttime corner legal warrant

I know that, I meant your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520161)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Bisexual deer antler ratface

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Passionate alcoholic trailer park community account

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522699)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Passionate alcoholic trailer park community account

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522705)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Azure juggernaut

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527326)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: bistre shitlib

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49532966)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Passionate alcoholic trailer park community account

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49534294)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: lemon mad cow disease

Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520223)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Obsidian titillating jew

I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522258)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Azure juggernaut

yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: lemon mad cow disease

You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: filthy big center macaca

I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49531954)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: lemon mad cow disease

Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49531959)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: filthy big center macaca

? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49531998)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Azure juggernaut

I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49532872)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: angry know-it-all sanctuary

lol I make more money than lex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49528370)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: filthy big center macaca

Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49528421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Swashbuckling soggy stock car black woman

I feel safe in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49531586)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Swashbuckling soggy stock car black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49531589)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Swashbuckling soggy stock car black woman

lex how’s your dating life? jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49531592)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: lemon mad cow disease

I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49531824)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: nubile henna hunting ground feces

why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520253)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: salmon national candlestick maker

Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520283)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: nubile henna hunting ground feces

i don't even know whether my wife has a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Bipolar Excitant Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522246)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Obsidian titillating jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522259)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling soggy stock car black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49531594)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: out-of-control menage boistinker

not enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520256)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: Vibrant piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49524556)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: transparent dead native useless brakes

little under $6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520288)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Bisexual deer antler ratface

MFCR. State occupation, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: aphrodisiac school

271K TOPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520377)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: awkward reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520585)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: low-t shimmering hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520702)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: transparent dead native useless brakes

sorry ur mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522735)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Adventurous frisky public bath pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49525741)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: drunken rigor regret

Six figures, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520329)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: laughsome haunted graveyard rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520502)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: out-of-control menage boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520594)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: peach kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49524786)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: aqua vigorous whorehouse wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49528564)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Jet-lagged glittery brunch

-$184K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Harsh dark brethren

I fail to see how this is relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle theater stage depressive

Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520506)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Pale stage

holy fuck how jewish are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: mewling stage preventive strike

low-200s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520548)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: crusty crotch

0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520555)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: olive coffee pot mexican

like 2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520858)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Trip abusive bbw pit

$360k in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522161)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: honey-headed round eye telephone

Less than I want but way more than I deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522182)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Mildly autistic background story state

I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522192)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: honey-headed round eye telephone

Shrew'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522198)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Exciting forum fanboi

lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Mildly autistic background story state

She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522694)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: Flatulent Motley Home Sneaky Criminal

(guy playing the long game)

at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522791)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Mildly autistic background story state

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Ungodly Sex Offender

I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49524077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: bearded stead mediation

Who wants to pay off my house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522200)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: onyx thriller multi-billionaire goal in life

negative money (lived off debt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522220)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: emerald house-broken hospital

~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522245)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Pale stage

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522255)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: emerald house-broken hospital

i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522320)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Bipolar Excitant Market

if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.

my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522248)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Racy nighttime corner legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Electric church

Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: metal toilet seat azn

$600k as solo lolyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522333)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Exhilarant police squad institution

Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49525725)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Lime deranged hell

~$900k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522345)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: pungent rambunctious cuckoldry

Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522793)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Vibrant piazza

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522813)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: out-of-control menage boistinker

Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49523151)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: pungent rambunctious cuckoldry

How many blowjobs can I get for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49523174)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: out-of-control menage boistinker

well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49523284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: pungent rambunctious cuckoldry

That 1/3 sounds disappointing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49523287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Red electric furnace

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49523843)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: out-of-control menage boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49531645)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Flatulent Motley Home Sneaky Criminal

you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522815)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Histrionic green school cafeteria

the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522960)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Flatulent Motley Home Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49523114)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: bistre shitlib

I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49523288)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Fuchsia vivacious dog poop

Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49523407)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: fear-inspiring comical double fault

if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+

maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49523780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Fuchsia vivacious dog poop

Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49525630)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Histrionic green school cafeteria

LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49529038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Exciting forum fanboi

You sound poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49523499)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: peach kitchen

but self-selection...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49524790)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: Talented chrome location

I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49523808)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Slimy Mental Disorder Theater

XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"

*rubs hands togther*

"But I made 750k last year!!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49523866)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Talented chrome location

Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.

And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49523884)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: honey-headed round eye telephone

Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49524660)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Talented chrome location

It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49525097)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Diverse pocket flask

back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49525701)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Swashbuckling soggy stock car black woman

Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49525737)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Talented chrome location

TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49526155)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: transparent dead native useless brakes

this is correct.

I started with 26 people in my summer class.

Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.

Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr

three others are in-house

All others are somewhere other than law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49524780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Slimy Mental Disorder Theater

amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49525050)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Vibrant piazza

The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49525106)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Racy nighttime corner legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49525129)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Diverse pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49525700)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: stimulating hall

$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49523890)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Trip abusive bbw pit

I paid just under that in taxes this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49525732)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: adulterous parlor

somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49524680)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: adulterous parlor

this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49524683)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: adulterous parlor

actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49524686)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: flirting hairraiser shrine hairy legs

A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.

Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.

Solo PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49525770)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: crawly violet love of her life

How do you get your taxable income lower?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49525966)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: flirting hairraiser shrine hairy legs

Bought a car (100% depreciation)

Pay myself rent -- I own office building

Office building depreciation/property taxes

Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off.

like 75k in meals and travel

Gas

Health Insurance

Mortgage interest home/office

I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc.

~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.

Creative but nothing fraud.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49526021)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Racy nighttime corner legal warrant

Creative but nothing fraud tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49526159)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: filthy big center macaca

Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527453)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: flirting hairraiser shrine hairy legs

Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49528026)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: filthy big center macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49528065)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Fuchsia vivacious dog poop

About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49525872)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: chartreuse mother

425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49525997)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Abnormal dun lodge twinkling uncleanness

still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527285)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Azure juggernaut

it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.

next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527322)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: filthy big center macaca

That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527331)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Azure juggernaut

at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.

i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.

equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.

if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.

we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.

all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527344)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: filthy big center macaca

We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.

It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49531713)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Racy nighttime corner legal warrant

Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527341)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Azure juggernaut

it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.

when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)

you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527346)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Racy nighttime corner legal warrant

are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527349)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Azure juggernaut

if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?

i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.

we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527357)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Racy nighttime corner legal warrant

i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527369)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Azure juggernaut

yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527372)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Racy nighttime corner legal warrant

are you still pozzed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527430)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Azure juggernaut

undetectable brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527434)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Racy nighttime corner legal warrant

i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527443)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Azure juggernaut

wow this is hot, let's take this off boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527490)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: disrespectful spot

$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527325)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Marvelous judgmental kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49528452)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: carnelian temple

Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527340)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Nofapping Point Toaster

600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked

30hr/week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527544)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: lemon mad cow disease

180 last note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49532880)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: crawly violet love of her life

About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.

It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.

However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.

Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527645)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Azure juggernaut

that is 180, very impressive.

very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.

but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.

on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49528240)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: filthy big center macaca

I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49528342)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Azure juggernaut

i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49528390)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Tripping supple boltzmann station

just do discreet affairs bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49528356)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: crawly violet love of her life

Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49538515)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: jade charismatic address

I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49540547)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: appetizing plaza faggot firefighter

CSLG free thread. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49531487)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: aqua vigorous whorehouse wrinkle

Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49531946)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: Diverse pocket flask

count any bonus you received in calendar 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49533223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Fuchsia vivacious dog poop

I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49531986)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: jade charismatic address

About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.

Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49532876)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Vibrant piazza

Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49532879)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: Diverse pocket flask

whats the other 35%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49533222)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: bistre shitlib

cap gains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49539832)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Diverse pocket flask

are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49540017)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Vibrant piazza

I'm up like $440k now on the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49540047)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: Abnormal dun lodge twinkling uncleanness

~$500k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49538879)