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😍A day in the life of President Newsom's America😍

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ag...
Glassy gaped box office telephone
  07/19/24
I live like this now
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loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it w...
impertinent party of the first part
  07/19/24
This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Pr...
Alcoholic lascivious puppy senate
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swashbuckling dull hell
  07/19/24
*in the next week
Glassy gaped box office telephone
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marvelous national pisswyrm
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libs maf!
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Alcoholic lascivious puppy senate
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Talented Slimy Abode Stock Car
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NM is back
Bespoke son of senegal crackhouse
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God I hope so
marvelous national pisswyrm
  07/19/24
His love is with us always, brother.
Glassy gaped box office telephone
  07/19/24
He poasted yesterday iirc
swashbuckling dull hell
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spectacular flirting corn cake
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mrx sunburst
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Bespoke son of senegal crackhouse
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Pics?
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bonkers roast beef philosopher-king
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Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?
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OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick ....
swashbuckling dull hell
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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Glassy gaped box office telephone

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ago because your social credit score dropped below 500 after you misgendered someone at the grocery store. She couldn't deal with the shame.

8:30 AM: After getting dressed you head to the kitchen and start making yourself breakfast. You instinctively beckon "kids, get up, time for school," before stopping yourself. The government took them last week. Your son told his radically inclusive teacher, Mrx. Sunburst, that he identified as a girl (he finally cracked under the peer pressure) and that his dad would be mad. Per President Newsom's new "Protect Our Youth" law, they were swiftly removed from your custody and taken to a state run communal dorm for trans kids.

You choke back tears and remain composed when you remember that any display of anger would trigger Alexa to further reduce your social score.

8:50 AM: You get in your car to head to work. Combustion engines have been banned and Tesla was shut down by state for subversive thought, so you take your shitty Prius.

10:00 AM: You're brought to a conference room at work and told that you won't be promoted until you improve your social score. The easiest way to do this is to increase your monthly tithe to the National Reparations Fund. You up it to 15%.

12:30 PM: You decide to walk around the block to get lunch but you're mugged. This has become a common occurence after President Newsom instituted a nationwide ban on prosecuting low level street crimes. In the scuffle, you push the mugger. A police officer runs to the scene and issues you a $500 ticket for vigilantism.

5:45 PM: You drive home to your empty house and make dinner. Meat protein is subject to a 50% tax, and given your 60% effective income tax rate and 15% tithe to the National Reparations Fund, you instead eat a bowl of fried cockroaches.

10:00 PM: You fall asleep and dream of dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47866498)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: Charismatic immigrant range

I live like this now

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: stimulating orchestra pit incel



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: kink-friendly comical set sound barrier

180

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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: big bawdyhouse coffee pot



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: frozen gaping



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: impertinent party of the first part

loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it was a good use of your time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47866519)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Alcoholic lascivious puppy senate

This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Presidential run in the next decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47866532)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: swashbuckling dull hell



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Glassy gaped box office telephone

*in the next week

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: marvelous national pisswyrm



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Misanthropic masturbator

libs maf!

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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: Copper Boyish Organic Girlfriend



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Date: July 20th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Spruce Brethren Stage



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: excitant adulterous laser beams

Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This is outlandish fiction. Treasonous thought. Tongue in cheek? Prophecy? Come back and see. When I read this tread. Full of dread. Knowing the first time would be the first of fifty. (Hello to me at #48!). This will be true. He is the scriptwriter.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: swashbuckling dull hell

3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack in your doorframe and stands over your sleeping carcass with a look of an emperor's bemusement, peppered with a divine pity not known to the world of men since the days of the true saints. His prehensile tongue flickers out and caresses the sweaty pores on your face briefly, before his cartilaginous skeleton flattens in on itself and exits through the window. You have been marked. You are chosen. Deep in your slumber, you dream of a crimson wind scattering over an blasted land of ash and smoke. Thousands cheer your name as you sail down a river of blood, at the helm of a Persian pleasure barge decadent enough to make Cyrus the Great blush. You awake briefly and feel something has changed. You return to sleep, and the next day begins anew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47866523)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Wine locus potus



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Misanthropic masturbator



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: spectacular flirting corn cake



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: Alcoholic lascivious puppy senate



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Talented Slimy Abode Stock Car



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: Bespoke son of senegal crackhouse

NM is back

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: marvelous national pisswyrm

God I hope so

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Glassy gaped box office telephone

His love is with us always, brother.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: swashbuckling dull hell

He poasted yesterday iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47866753)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: geriatric rehab mad-dog skullcap



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: Glassy gaped box office telephone



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Sadistic Mediation Property



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: cerebral fortuitous meteor



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Infuriating Vermilion Liquid Oxygen



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: diverse bat-shit-crazy spot



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: Chestnut appetizing lay



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: stirring pocket flask



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Maize nursing home



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Date: February 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: swashbuckling dull hell



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: consumptive good



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wow

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Misanthropic masturbator



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: spectacular flirting corn cake



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: spectacular flirting corn cake

mrx sunburst

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Bespoke son of senegal crackhouse



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: stubborn misunderstood digit ratio market

Pics?

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Bespoke son of senegal crackhouse



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: odious internal respiration main people



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Infuriating Vermilion Liquid Oxygen



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Date: July 19th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: Infuriating Vermilion Liquid Oxygen



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Hyperactive sexy school cafeteria partner



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: bonkers roast beef philosopher-king



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: cracking athletic conference

Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47867866)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling dull hell

OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick .jpgs

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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: Ultramarine indecent ceo library



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: stubborn misunderstood digit ratio market

4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a picture of a shirtless Newsome reenacting the Kirk Cousins "You Like That" complete with chains and surrounding muscled Blacks after hearing a rumor it can improve your Social Credit Score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47868540)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: Wine locus potus

convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unrelated reasons and all

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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: Glassy gaped box office telephone



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Date: July 20th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: swashbuckling dull hell



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Glassy gaped box office telephone



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