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Rate all I bought for $8.02 in northern Brazil (you will be MAF, Birdshits)
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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: Crusty Frisky Spot https://ibb.co/MDt2XBN9
Gawd damn it's cheap here, it's 5.56 to USD, I remember once it was 1.25 when I was here years ago and usually it was more like 2 or 3 during most of my past trips.
This is 1.5L water, a quarter of a watermelon, some gummy things, and NINE furking beers 330ml to 350ml each
Furking insane, this is cheaper than even Vietnam I think. Still furk this shit I walked arnd there's a street party in the park near my place so it was full of ppl but then i keep walking and eventually I get to a area thats like the furking Tenderloin, just dudes bathing in the fountain, everyone sleepin in the park, on the streets, doing drugs. Its insane
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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:14 PM Author: Lime bbw rigpig Better to stay inside and poast with your beers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49134783) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:16 PM Author: Crusty Frisky Spot That is my plan, I walked arnd for 4h then by 2pm was done and cldnt make it to another area cause it felt too shady. Tomoroow ill go there by Uber
So I will start day drinking and try to get hella wasted |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: honey-headed stirring kitchen What's the wine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49134785) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:16 PM Author: Crusty Frisky Spot Its the local beer, nigga. I will get their vodka later, its not vodka but some hard liq that makes u crazy, called like Canchaca or something, once I got kicked out of a club after downing that with some fat birdshit
Cerpa is a Brazilian beer brand and brewery, based in Belém, Pará. It was founded in 1966 by German immigrant Konrad Karl Seibel. Cerpa is known for its beer production, but also produces other beverages like soft drinks and energy drinks. The brewery was a regional leader in Pará, holding a 65% market share in 2003, before the entry of larger national brands. |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: free-loading patrolman school cafeteria Cachasa - sugar cane rum or some shit. It's great in caiperhinas or however the fuck you spell it
Didn't realize exchange rates changed that much. Makes me think I should go back, but then there's all types of instability and danger in Rio now |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 3:58 PM Author: Crusty Frisky Spot and the shitlib POTUS reinstated evisas for amerishits, i had to pay $80, its such benchod shit it use to be free (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49135274) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 5:24 PM Author: free-loading patrolman school cafeteria I had to interview at the embassy and get an actual visa attached to my passport (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49135454) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 5:33 PM Author: Crusty Frisky Spot the first time i went in like 2001 i had to do that shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49135465) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Crusty Frisky Spot For lunch I got furking the specialty here ACAI with furking FISH.
Yes they eat Acai with Fish. It was furking DISGUSTING but only cost me 44 which is $7.91. But for some reason the Acai was bitter, not a little sweet like usual. And mixing it with Fish is just lol, its pretty nasty. Acai was one thing I was looking forward to but these retards in the north ruin it. Brazilians are RETARDOAMOS
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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:18 PM Author: Crusty Frisky Spot holy shit this is the most retarded thing:
Yes! **Açaí in Belém (and Pará state in general) is VERY different from what you’re used to in places like Rio, São Paulo, or outside Brazil.**
### Here’s how **Belém-style Açaí** stands out:
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### 🇧🇷 **Belém Açaí vs. "Tourist Açaí Bowls"**
| **Belém Açaí (Traditional Amazonian Style)** | **Typical Açaí Bowl (Rio/São Paulo/Overseas Style)** | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ | --------------------------------------------------------------------- | | **Thick, unsweetened, and earthy (almost bitter)** | Sweetened, with added guaraná syrup or sugar | | Eaten as a **savory side dish**, usually with **fried fish, farinha (manioc flour)** | Served as a **dessert or snack** with fruits, granola, condensed milk | | The texture is **more liquid/smoothie-like**, often drunk from a cup | Ice-cream-like, frozen pulp scooped into a bowl | | Locals prefer it **at room temperature or cold**, but not frozen | Served chilled/frozen | | Considered a **staple food in Pará**, not a luxury health food | Marketed as a superfood globally |
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### 🐟 **Common Pairing in Belém:**
* Fried filhote fish + açaí + manioc flour = Traditional Pará meal * No sugar. Locals might look at you funny if you ask for it sweet.
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### 🛑 **First Timer Warning:**
* If you're used to sweet açaí bowls, **the Belém version will taste shockingly earthy & bitter at first**. * It’s an acquired taste but **authentic to the Amazonian culture**.
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### TL;DR:
Belém's açaí is **“food” not “dessert”**. Thick, bitter, and eaten with fried fish—not berries and honey.
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Want me to suggest **the best local spot to try açaí “the real way” in Belém?**
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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:21 PM Author: Aromatic cuckoldry I think açaí bowls are just loaded with sugar, its not even a sweet fruit so I’ve been told (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49134815) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 3:23 PM Author: adventurous senate I think the Acai is supposed to be dessert. You dont eat them together.
There's a lot of weird quirks w Brazilian food. They never season the food but leave you salt/pepper on the side - allegedly youre supposed to know to do it yourself |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:18 PM Author: Contagious frozen shitlib are you conversant in any languages other than english? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49134800) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Crusty Frisky Spot ebonics but i only know a few words like 'dat feel reel goo, darnell saar' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49134804) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Contagious frozen shitlib you’ll get in everywhere you apply. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49134807) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:21 PM Author: Crusty Frisky Spot Thank, I'm applying for the Trayvon Martin Scholarship at the Goldman Institute of Chinese Language at Peking University (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49134814) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:25 PM Author: Multi-colored impressive lodge chad Nignogs in northern Brazil have created amazing dishes. Not even sure why you're mad about the acai, it's not like there's fish in the bowl. Anyway acaraje and moqueca are 180 up there. Cachaca is the liquor you're talking about but it's sugar. You can get caiparinhas without cachaca, just with vodka. Caiparoska |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:26 PM Author: Crusty Frisky Spot isnt acaraje and moqueca more like salvador and bahia, im in furking belem where its weird amazon niggas mixed with niggas and birdshits, eating bitter tasting acai with fish is just furking weird as furking crap, that shld be put in concentration camps for this shit i was furking flabergasted at this injustice upon my delicate palate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49134825) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:30 PM Author: Multi-colored impressive lodge chad it's up in para as well.
Why don't you sidetracked to manaus for me? I've never be there. Too far away |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:31 PM Author: Crusty Frisky Spot i looked into flights but it was fraud, maybe if i bougth way in advance its $100 but then the prob is flying out of manuas is even a bigger pain in ass and expensive than belem
im flying from belem to salvador but 3h stopover in recife, adn it still cost $190 booking in advance |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:49 PM Author: Multi-colored impressive lodge chad So next it's Salvador. Can I recomment a town called lencois? You would bus there but it was really pretty and diet cheap. Would break up the Salvador thing which you've already done iirc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49134904) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:51 PM Author: Crusty Frisky Spot ive heard of that place, but its not near the beach and its 6h away is that the national park? furk dat shit i already booked aa week airbnb in salvador anyway, im gonna get mega bored there as i prob wont want to swim cause niggas will steal my shit and i cldnt find those waterproof bags u wld think they sell them here but of course brazilians are retards (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49134914) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:27 PM Author: alcoholic abode gummi bears? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49134826) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:28 PM Author: Crusty Frisky Spot yep they remind me of nigga dick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49134829) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:29 PM Author: vermilion center internal respiration Dam. Isn't southern Brazil the nice white Uruguay part tho? How cheap is it there, I might have to relocate to Florianopolis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49134832) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:32 PM Author: Crusty Frisky Spot rio and SP are more expensive for sure but i imagine not that bad
floripia was always one of most exp places cause it has highest per capita, no idea now but years ago i blew $80 USD to get into a faggot club, it sucked ass
and even "white" brazilians ljl i wldnt want to live arnd them they are basically niggas likeUS birdshits |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:53 PM Author: self-absorbed persian gas station I don't know why more American men don't move overseas (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49135098) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 3:28 PM Author: Sienna Ladyboy living somewhere you dont speak the language is for crazymos like TT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49135193) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: free-loading patrolman school cafeteria I'll start some worthwhile posting when I retire and settle down somewhere I can't speak the local language. It will be 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49135233) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 3:59 PM Author: Crusty Frisky Spot if i wasnt retarded in the mind id learn portugeuse or at least spanish, its not like learning chink or russian, its easy if u are non retarded ive even see birdshits like george w bush master it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49135277) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: adventurous senate i like how there's more beer than water there. TT has the provisions of a 19th century sailor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49135196) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: arousing dull generalized bond thats not that far off from what you could get beer for in america and you can just drink filtered water here at your own convenience lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49135224) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 3:38 PM Author: adventurous senate where can you get beer for like 50 cents? bulk purchases of PBR? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49135227) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: arousing dull generalized bond i mean light beer is probably one dollar per. if youre really a degenerate you can go for steel reserve or some shit. i guess you can pretendn whatever he bought is "quality" but come on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49135230) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 3:59 PM Author: Crusty Frisky Spot this is TOP of the line Brazilian beer u benchod, u wld never know u just drink miller lite all day with ur fat AZNgf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49135279) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:01 PM Author: adventurous senate one of the beers was in what looked like a champagne bottle and said PRIME (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49135284) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:01 PM Author: Crusty Frisky Spot that is the local belem beer that was the MOST expensive out of all of them and i thought its just a nromal beer bottle, benchod (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49135286) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Sick regret lay Brazilian food is some of the worst shit on earth
Lol @ pao de quezo balls or whatever fried nigger shit they love
In awe the place even exists or remotely functions as a society these are basically Africans |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 3:42 PM Author: free-loading patrolman school cafeteria Those cheese breads are 180 and are baked. Their by-the-kilo shit has plenty of good options like feijao, sweet plantain, roasted chicken, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49135239) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 3:44 PM Author: adventurous senate the only thing about their food--like in the per kilo places--is that it has no flavor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49135242) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:00 PM Author: Crusty Frisky Spot they put mega salt in all the food, realized after a while its all salty shit cause they are too braindead to understand how to flavor food (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49135282) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 3:48 PM Author: Sick regret lay What’s different between that and Cuban or Puerto Rican shit I can get in Kendall or Hialeah - spic food is all the same no? I guess some eat tapirs and capibaras and Guinea pig rats and shit
Colombian food is usually better but for some reason you can’t find any good Colombian food outside of the country - all the Miami Colombians will tell you there’s only 1 good spot possibly
I live around a bunch of Brazilians and find them very off putting so it’s clouding by commentary but tbf Argentinians are the absolute fucking worst nothing redeeming just total zombie mush guido nazi mestizo hybrids |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:01 PM Author: Crusty Frisky Spot i found spanishshit food like colombian and carib food not as good as brazilian simly cause the por quilo stuff lets u pick a variety of shit and some of the meats fresh from the grill are 180 as furk whereas in spainshit countries they often serve shit thats been lying arnd. cheese bread also 180 but overall after a week its like furk this food, and even in rio and SP its hard to find good other food outside of sushi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49135285) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:11 PM Author: Sick regret lay The sushi in Florianopolis is legit world class 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49135316) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:17 PM Author: Crusty Frisky Spot even in TTT Salvador there was a pretty good place, no Chinks either it was all Nigs running resto but still good. Wld eat there a lot when I got sick of Por Quilo and Subway (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49135324) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 5:28 PM Author: free-loading patrolman school cafeteria They've got legit Italian food too. Not sure why so many Japanese and Italian motherfuckers moved there, but they did (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49135458) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 5:36 PM Author: Crusty Frisky Spot ljl they raped italian food, they serve like shit pasta and garbage in por quilo, actually a huge prob with brazilian food is they want to pretned they are making italian food but they raped all of it, they put pasta and shit in crap left and right its very faggot, i just remembered this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49135472) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:03 PM Author: free-loading patrolman school cafeteria Never tried it in the kilo places, but I had some legit good Italian food at Italian restaurants.
Lol you just reminded me that every fucking place I went to had bolognese on the menu. Literally everywhere (never tried it anywhere)
Random pizza places were pretty good too |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:19 PM Author: Crusty Frisky Spot ahhh that was it bolognese everywhere and its disgusting, and lasagne too its like american frozen italian style
and the pizza has been hit or miss, ive had some really shitty pizza |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 8:38 PM Author: Multi-colored impressive lodge chad STOP EATING AT THE POR QUILO places. Jfc you people are legit retarded. Brazilian food is great. You're eating at gas station buffets. It's exactly what the Indian bitch was bitching about in the other thread. Don't come here and be a dalit when you're rich af |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 8:40 PM Author: Crusty Frisky Spot u are retarded, those places seem mid class, ive also eaten at just small walk in shops serving those garbage sandwichs and coconuts and shit, its even more garbage, stop being a nigga brazilian and all of western hemp just doesnt have good food (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49135941) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 5:07 PM Author: sadistic charcoal messiness Pls find a sepultura or sarcofago tshirt and get a selfie with a goth Brazilian prostitute.
Also, try not to get pwned by those wild ass orphans that roam around like wild dogs and rob drunk unsuspecting fools like you. |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 5:09 PM Author: Crusty Frisky Spot those orphans are usually niggas and i didnt notice as many full blooded niggas here as in salvador or rio but there's always tomorrow which is my last day here so i cld get ass raped, lets pray to allah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49135423) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 8:40 PM Author: Crusty Frisky Spot already finished 4 of the beers and not feeling much, wtf is this benchod shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49135942) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 10:14 PM Author: Crusty Frisky Spot I have just one of the beers left and i barely feel a buzz AND I had a 500ml beer from TTT Suriname so I drank that too how is this possible. Brazilian beer must be trannie faggot juice, its bullshit. What fraud how can i drink 9*330ml plus 500ml i havent even been drinking that much for months so i wld get wasted at that level. What shit, Brazil is run by Jews (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49136138) |
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Date: July 28th, 2025 12:21 AM Author: adventurous senate whats the ABV of them? you might be drinking them too slow if they're fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755197&forum_id=2Ã#49136335) |