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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Demanding parlor mad cow disease
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Fluffy location
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Buck-toothed Stage Jewess
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
french thirsty locus
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Anal exhilarant garrison
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Demanding parlor mad cow disease
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Anal exhilarant garrison
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
french thirsty locus
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Anal exhilarant garrison
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
french thirsty locus
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Anal exhilarant garrison
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
french thirsty locus
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Anal exhilarant garrison
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Demanding parlor mad cow disease
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Anal exhilarant garrison
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
french thirsty locus
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Anal exhilarant garrison
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Copper center
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Anal exhilarant garrison
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Copper center
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Anal exhilarant garrison
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Jet Shitlib
  04/08/25
that's rude
Anal exhilarant garrison
  04/08/25
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Demanding parlor mad cow disease
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Rusted aromatic genital piercing old irish cottage
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
french thirsty locus
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
curious cream double fault
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Anal exhilarant garrison
  04/08/25
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Demanding parlor mad cow disease
  04/08/25
...
Anal exhilarant garrison
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Demanding parlor mad cow disease
  04/09/25
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Demanding parlor mad cow disease
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
heady canary coffee pot factory reset button
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Violet pontificating deer antler nowag
  04/09/25
Ty
Anal exhilarant garrison
  04/09/25
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amethyst ratface indian lodge
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
silver well-lubricated stage headpube
  04/09/25
...
Anal exhilarant garrison
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Vivacious Police Squad
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Anal exhilarant garrison
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Anal exhilarant garrison
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Green supple locale stock car
  05/02/25
...
Anal exhilarant garrison
  05/12/25
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Anal exhilarant garrison
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Anal exhilarant garrison
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Violet pontificating deer antler nowag
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Anal exhilarant garrison
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Copper center
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Anal exhilarant garrison
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Copper center
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
deranged spectacular karate range
  06/03/25
...
Anal exhilarant garrison
  06/26/25
OP?
Anal exhilarant garrison
  06/27/25
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Anal exhilarant garrison
  07/09/25
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Anal exhilarant garrison
  07/31/25
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chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Demanding parlor mad cow disease

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Fluffy location

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Stage Jewess

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: french thirsty locus

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Anal exhilarant garrison

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Demanding parlor mad cow disease

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Anal exhilarant garrison

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: french thirsty locus

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Anal exhilarant garrison

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: french thirsty locus

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Anal exhilarant garrison

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: french thirsty locus

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Anal exhilarant garrison

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Demanding parlor mad cow disease

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Anal exhilarant garrison

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: french thirsty locus

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Anal exhilarant garrison

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Copper center

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Anal exhilarant garrison

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Copper center

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Anal exhilarant garrison

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Jet Shitlib

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Anal exhilarant garrison

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Demanding parlor mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Rusted aromatic genital piercing old irish cottage

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: french thirsty locus

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: curious cream double fault

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Anal exhilarant garrison

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Demanding parlor mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Anal exhilarant garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Demanding parlor mad cow disease

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Demanding parlor mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: heady canary coffee pot factory reset button

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Violet pontificating deer antler nowag

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Anal exhilarant garrison

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: amethyst ratface indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: silver well-lubricated stage headpube

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Anal exhilarant garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Vivacious Police Squad

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Anal exhilarant garrison

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Anal exhilarant garrison

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Green supple locale stock car

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Anal exhilarant garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Anal exhilarant garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Anal exhilarant garrison

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Violet pontificating deer antler nowag

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Anal exhilarant garrison

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Copper center

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Anal exhilarant garrison

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Copper center

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: deranged spectacular karate range

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Anal exhilarant garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Anal exhilarant garrison

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Anal exhilarant garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Anal exhilarant garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#49331552)