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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: navy sandwich

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: translucent house antidepressant drug



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: big magenta hall love of her life



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: know-it-all private investor shrine



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: comical windowlicker forum



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: red boiling water

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: Electric Messiness Karate



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Glittery Cocky Business Firm Regret

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Internet-worthy rough-skinned double fault meetinghouse



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: vermilion school

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Ã#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: mauve fat ankles

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Light Parlor

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: misanthropic heaven



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: alcoholic public bath giraffe



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Internet-worthy rough-skinned double fault meetinghouse

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: cruel-hearted cerise party of the first part hell



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: Pearl thriller home



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: concupiscible deer antler

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Ã#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: navy sandwich

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Ã#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: big magenta hall love of her life

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Ã#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: navy sandwich

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Ã#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: big magenta hall love of her life

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Ã#43764304)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: Internet-worthy rough-skinned double fault meetinghouse



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: cruel-hearted cerise party of the first part hell



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Light Parlor



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: Seedy twisted athletic conference school cafeteria



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: swashbuckling maniacal therapy



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: honey-headed godawful office



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: vermilion school



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: cruel-hearted cerise party of the first part hell



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Glittery Cocky Business Firm Regret



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: Rusted Gaped Kitchen Toilet Seat



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: lemon casino incel

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: blue curious toaster kitty

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Ã#43767018)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
Author: supple amethyst dingle berry state



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM
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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: costumed famous landscape painting wagecucks

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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Glittery Cocky Business Firm Regret



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: misanthropic heaven



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: laughsome nursing home gunner

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Ã#43767925)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: cruel-hearted cerise party of the first part hell



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: swashbuckling maniacal therapy



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2023 1:36 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Light Parlor

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

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