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Neighbor drove up to me while walking my dog

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her...
Cerise area
  03/03/24
Was it a babby tree?
Maize Office
  03/03/24
Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed w...
Cerise area
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Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that...
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erotic odious background story
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That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?
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DESCRIBE ur neighbor
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Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today...
Cerise area
  03/03/24
Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.
Charismatic slap-happy address headpube
  03/03/24
dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off
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My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought the...
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To be fair, “My wife is still talking to them in Ch...
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180, love this twist.
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"my wife is white, and a sinophile"
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(Mitch McConnell)
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Charismatic slap-happy address headpube
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this thread just got like 10 times better
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dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in t...
claret appetizing faggotry theater stage
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ti, oc, tcr.
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Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization....
Mind-boggling theatre pisswyrm
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Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and...
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I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the ...
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i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the v...
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I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It&rs...
lavender deep twinkling uncleanness
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No wonder u don't get laid
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but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at th...
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I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in ...
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dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only o...
talented plaza
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The whole thread is a work of art
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great thread
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Cerise area

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her bike next to me and could hear them. I know for a fact my dog didn't pee on his tree so I gave him a chance to correct himself. Asked when was this and he says just now. Paused incredulously for a long second and he didn't waiver so I said "fuck you" and walked away. He goes "what! what!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Ã#47459198)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:42 PM
Author: Maize Office

Was it a babby tree?

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: Cerise area

Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed when she got home (she was at brunch while this happened) that our dog pees on that tree sometimes when she walks him. She went over and apologized and the guy apologized for riding up on me this morning and they laughed about how I was MAF. Looks like we're going to be friends with these idiots now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Ã#47459713)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Maize Office

Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that they are so delicate that a little pee will kill them? Fuck apologizing to this pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Ã#47460281)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: erotic odious background story



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: Aquamarine Legend

That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Ã#47459347)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Iridescent messiness place of business



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: Cerise area



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: thriller sneaky criminal



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: unhinged vigorous locale preventive strike



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: erotic odious background story



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:47 AM
Author: Heady stain



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: abusive hospital legal warrant



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: Vivacious pervert weed whacker

DESCRIBE ur neighbor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Ã#47459353)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Cerise area

Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Ã#47459728)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Charismatic slap-happy address headpube

Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Ã#47459643)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: adventurous doctorate stead

dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Ã#47459729)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: Cerise area

My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought them our last box of pineapple cake from Taiwan. I refuse to go over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Ã#47459736)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: Cerebral Yellow Temple

To be fair,

“My wife is still talking to them in Chinese”

Lmao well played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Ã#47459743)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: Green gunner



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Stimulating quadroon hairy legs



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: lascivious metal rigor crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Ã#47460700)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Heady stain



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: talented plaza



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Mint Travel Guidebook



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Light chapel

What? How would your wife speak Chinese? That is so fucking random lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Ã#47459744)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Charismatic slap-happy address headpube

180, love this twist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Ã#47459857)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: erotic odious background story



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: ocher menage



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Grizzly Filthpig Wagecucks

"my wife is white, and a sinophile"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Ã#47461266)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: Diverse heaven potus



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: At-the-ready flatulent skinny woman home

(Mitch McConnell)

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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Charismatic slap-happy address headpube



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: lascivious metal rigor crackhouse

this thread just got like 10 times better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Ã#47460701)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:02 PM
Author: claret appetizing faggotry theater stage

dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in the country), but it also seems like the neighbor was out of line. You should sneak out later and pee on his precious tree yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Ã#47459735)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: Charismatic slap-happy address headpube

ti, oc, tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Ã#47459858)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling theatre pisswyrm

Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Ã#47459868)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: lavender deep twinkling uncleanness

Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and this Boomer woman was upset that I took the last almond milk carton. She glared at me and was like "excuse me but I'm older and disabled and I can't go to another store for this product". I just looked at her for a moment and said "I don't give a shit". She audibly gasped and was just frozen there as I walked away, you could tell she had never been talked to like that, probably married to some ubercuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Ã#47459870)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: Green gunner

I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the item out of my cart while I had my back turned. I made a huge scene and she gave it back and sulked away. Fucking boomers man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Ã#47459878)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:49 PM
Author: infuriating ultramarine reading party clown

i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the very rational conclusion that “no way is this millennial shit going to make a bombastic orgy of self-righteousness SCENE to the mortification of everyone involved in any capacity over a carton of MILK” but then it turns out she stole it from—of all fucking people— tsinah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Ã#47460279)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Mind-boggling theatre pisswyrm



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: erotic odious background story



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: Exhilarant fear-inspiring stage



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: lascivious metal rigor crackhouse



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Heady stain



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Obsidian Ape



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: abusive hospital legal warrant



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Mind-boggling theatre pisswyrm



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: razzle walnut stock car

lol

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Arousing hilarious international law enforcement agency

You owe us an explanation as to why you’re buying almond milk. That’s the faggiest part of the post by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Ã#47460463)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: Mind-boggling theatre pisswyrm



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: lavender deep twinkling uncleanness

I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It’s for my Health or something iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Ã#47460473)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: slate national indirect expression

No wonder u don't get laid

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: Sick Ladyboy

but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Ã#47460522)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:38 AM
Author: ebony narrow-minded roast beef people who are hurt

I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in people’s yards but there is one anti-Canite faggot in my neighborhood who puts a dainty foot high dog barrier fence up. He’s on a corner so has a few signs in his just on the street side of his fence. I make sure the dog deposits a healthy load on each every walk. He’s a gardener so usually is sitting there seething and I just laugh at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Ã#47460950)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:46 AM
Author: talented plaza

dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only on XO" vibe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Ã#47461201)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Obsidian Ape

The whole thread is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Ã#47461213)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: abusive hospital legal warrant

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Ã#47461258)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Charismatic slap-happy address headpube

Amazing thread that started as mundane but to incredibly XOish twists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Ã#47461966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:04 PM
Author: lascivious metal rigor crackhouse



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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Patel Philippe



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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:50 PM
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