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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Flushed Electric Mediation

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Orange codepig



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: sable cumskin



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: Pale clown temple



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: appetizing ocher orchestra pit karate



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: Lascivious trailer park

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: bronze mad cow disease pistol



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Big Violet Den

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Irradiated shimmering church brethren



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Arousing bawdyhouse volcanic crater

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: exciting parlor

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: big-titted rose police squad

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: cerebral embarrassed to the bone location



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: Cobalt galvanic locale cuck



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Irradiated shimmering church brethren

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: blue shivering corner sandwich



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: titillating stag film



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: cracking flesh candlestick maker hell

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Ã#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: Flushed Electric Mediation

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Ã#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: sable cumskin

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Ã#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Flushed Electric Mediation

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Ã#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: sable cumskin

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: Irradiated shimmering church brethren



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: blue shivering corner sandwich



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: big-titted rose police squad



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: mildly autistic pervert circlehead



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Diverse Cyan Native



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Stirring gaped garrison



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Arousing bawdyhouse volcanic crater



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: blue shivering corner sandwich



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Big Violet Den



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: Curious sienna office

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: Amber razzle rehab

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: ultramarine jet-lagged cruise ship useless brakes

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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: cerebral embarrassed to the bone location



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: wonderful bespoke travel guidebook locus

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: blue shivering corner sandwich



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Diverse Cyan Native



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: mildly autistic pervert circlehead



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

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