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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| Laughsome Green Center | 12/16/25 |
| Onyx slippery potus roommate | 12/16/25 |
| Laughsome Green Center | 12/16/25 |
| Onyx slippery potus roommate | 12/16/25 |
| Laughsome Green Center | 12/16/25 |
| Razzle toilet seat halford | 12/20/25 |
| Offensive Goal In Life | 12/19/25 |
| Vigorous Slap-happy Lay | 12/20/25 |
| Big-titted immigrant community account | 12/19/25 |
| Laughsome Green Center | 12/20/25 |
| Big-titted immigrant community account | 12/20/25 |
| Vigorous Slap-happy Lay | 12/20/25 |
| Maize Jet-lagged Marketing Idea | 12/16/25 |
| Vigorous Slap-happy Lay | 12/20/25 |
| Maize Jet-lagged Marketing Idea | 12/22/25 |
| bistre field | 12/16/25 |
| Laughsome Green Center | 12/16/25 |
| bistre field | 12/16/25 |
| Deep institution organic girlfriend | 12/16/25 |
| Cerebral metal university | 12/19/25 |
| Deep institution organic girlfriend | 12/19/25 |
| Hairless Translucent International Law Enforcement Agency Spot | 12/20/25 |
| bearded address | 12/16/25 |
| Sinister sanctuary knife | 12/16/25 |
| Vigorous Slap-happy Lay | 12/20/25 |
| floppy brass plaza | 12/20/25 |
| Odious property | 12/16/25 |
| Balding Trip Site | 12/20/25 |
| Odious property | 12/23/25 |
| Onyx slippery potus roommate | 12/16/25 |
| Vigorous Slap-happy Lay | 12/20/25 |
| Beady-eyed gas station famous landscape painting | 12/21/25 |
| Onyx slippery potus roommate | 12/16/25 |
| floppy brass plaza | 12/16/25 |
| Odious property | 12/19/25 |
| floppy brass plaza | 12/19/25 |
| Cruel-hearted base party of the first part | 12/19/25 |
| Slimy crotch | 12/19/25 |
| Laughsome Green Center | 12/19/25 |
| aphrodisiac tan gunner point | 12/19/25 |
| aphrodisiac tan gunner point | 12/19/25 |
| Fragrant flushed theatre feces | 12/19/25 |
| Slimy crotch | 12/19/25 |
| tantric claret lodge | 12/19/25 |
| Maize Jet-lagged Marketing Idea | 12/19/25 |
| Razzle toilet seat halford | 12/20/25 |
| bright drunken piazza factory reset button | 12/22/25 |
| Bateful multi-billionaire | 12/19/25 |
| rebellious razzle-dazzle church dingle berry | 12/19/25 |
| pea-brained puppy cruise ship | 12/19/25 |
| floppy brass plaza | 12/19/25 |
| pea-brained puppy cruise ship | 12/19/25 |
| Adventurous Bossy Menage | 12/20/25 |
| greedy blathering milk stead | 12/19/25 |
| costumed sepia market therapy | 12/19/25 |
| bistre field | 12/19/25 |
| Lascivious embarrassed to the bone internal respiration dragon | 12/20/25 |
| geriatric ticket booth filthpig | 12/19/25 |
| Cerebral metal university | 12/19/25 |
| thriller library scourge upon the earth | 12/19/25 |
| Arousing masturbator | 12/20/25 |
| fluffy water buffalo | 12/20/25 |
| floppy brass plaza | 12/20/25 |
| Vigorous Slap-happy Lay | 12/20/25 |
| Lascivious embarrassed to the bone internal respiration dragon | 12/20/25 |
| Glassy mad cow disease step-uncle's house | 12/20/25 |
| violent hospital cuckold | 12/20/25 |
| rebellious razzle-dazzle church dingle berry | 12/20/25 |
| Glassy mad cow disease step-uncle's house | 12/21/25 |
| aphrodisiac tan gunner point | 12/20/25 |
| Beady-eyed gas station famous landscape painting | 12/20/25 |
| Big-titted immigrant community account | 12/21/25 |
| Beady-eyed gas station famous landscape painting | 12/22/25 |
| Big-titted immigrant community account | 12/23/25 |
| Beady-eyed gas station famous landscape painting | 12/23/25 |
| Plum hell death wish | 12/22/25 |
| Hairless Translucent International Law Enforcement Agency Spot | 12/22/25 |
| Hairless Translucent International Law Enforcement Agency Spot | 12/23/25 |
| salmon mother set | 12/22/25 |
| bright drunken piazza factory reset button | 12/22/25 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Laughsome Green Center 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Onyx slippery potus roommate This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Laughsome Green Center lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Onyx slippery potus roommate My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Laughsome Green Center You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Razzle toilet seat halford Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: Offensive Goal In Life It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Vigorous Slap-happy Lay Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Big-titted immigrant community account You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Laughsome Green Center brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Big-titted immigrant community account glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Vigorous Slap-happy Lay You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Maize Jet-lagged Marketing Idea $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Vigorous Slap-happy Lay Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Maize Jet-lagged Marketing Idea thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: bistre field 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: Laughsome Green Center ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: bistre field investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Deep institution organic girlfriend $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Cerebral metal university I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: Deep institution organic girlfriend good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Hairless Translucent International Law Enforcement Agency Spot $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: bearded address six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: Sinister sanctuary knife 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Vigorous Slap-happy Lay Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: floppy brass plaza what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: Odious property 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: Balding Trip Site me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: Odious property It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Onyx slippery potus roommate 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Vigorous Slap-happy Lay the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Beady-eyed gas station famous landscape painting Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Onyx slippery potus roommate I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: floppy brass plaza mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: Odious property In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: floppy brass plaza yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Cruel-hearted base party of the first part Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Slimy crotch 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Laughsome Green Center fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: aphrodisiac tan gunner point A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: aphrodisiac tan gunner point OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Fragrant flushed theatre feces A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Slimy crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: tantric claret lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Maize Jet-lagged Marketing Idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Razzle toilet seat halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: bright drunken piazza factory reset button Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Bateful multi-billionaire $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: rebellious razzle-dazzle church dingle berry can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: pea-brained puppy cruise ship Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: floppy brass plaza nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: pea-brained puppy cruise ship Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Adventurous Bossy Menage You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: greedy blathering milk stead Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: costumed sepia market therapy Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: bistre field damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: Lascivious embarrassed to the bone internal respiration dragon Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: geriatric ticket booth filthpig Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Cerebral metal university 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: thriller library scourge upon the earth Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Arousing masturbator 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: fluffy water buffalo 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: floppy brass plaza 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Vigorous Slap-happy Lay Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: Lascivious embarrassed to the bone internal respiration dragon 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: Glassy mad cow disease step-uncle's house literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: violent hospital cuckold I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: rebellious razzle-dazzle church dingle berry so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Glassy mad cow disease step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: aphrodisiac tan gunner point 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Beady-eyed gas station famous landscape painting Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Big-titted immigrant community account how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Beady-eyed gas station famous landscape painting I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Big-titted immigrant community account 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Beady-eyed gas station famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: Plum hell death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Hairless Translucent International Law Enforcement Agency Spot Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Hairless Translucent International Law Enforcement Agency Spot $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: salmon mother set $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: bright drunken piazza factory reset button I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Ã#49530537) |