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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
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To be fair, I can confirm.
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Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
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This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
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brave of you to poast this
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Extremely inspiring poast thanks
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TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
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So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a privat...
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The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
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Tick tock spaceporn
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Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
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You’re fucked pal
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Jesus.
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Jesus ain’t touching this one
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Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
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When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
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couple weeks ago. you?
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wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just lik...
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based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
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Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
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I can confirm.
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: shivering gaping corner

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: blathering fluffy hell giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: bat shit crazy pit genital piercing



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: pungent heaven

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: claret aphrodisiac affirmative action

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: nighttime provocative jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: high-end step-uncle's house

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: bat shit crazy pit genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: pale talented hospital hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: nighttime provocative jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: Bespoke Sienna Church Building Dysfunction

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: Cracking ape university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Electric Chartreuse National

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: grizzly razzle-dazzle background story

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: Doobsian lodge boltzmann

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: Misanthropic Exhilarant Black Woman Doctorate

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: nighttime provocative jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring french chef theater

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: cerise school newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: Vibrant abode dopamine

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: jade range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: excitant buff native

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: cerise school newt

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: shivering gaping corner

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: Spruce Base Mother

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: Violet Deranged Parlor

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Spruce Base Mother

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: Violet Deranged Parlor

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: nighttime provocative jew



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: buck-toothed rebellious brunch water buffalo

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: navy field

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: nubile den



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Vibrant abode dopamine



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: shivering gaping corner

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: Violet Deranged Parlor

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: shivering gaping corner

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: shivering gaping corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: Electric Chartreuse National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: orange fanboi site

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: walnut cerebral spot place of business

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: bat shit crazy pit genital piercing



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: Godawful locale hominid

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: Violet Deranged Parlor

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: Electric Chartreuse National

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: Godawful locale hominid

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Electric Chartreuse National

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: Godawful locale hominid

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Electric Chartreuse National



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: orange fanboi site

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: pungent heaven

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: orange fanboi site

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: Avocado plaza laser beams

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: Doobsian lodge boltzmann

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Godawful locale hominid

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: Avocado plaza laser beams

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: nubile den

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: disgusting toilet seat senate



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: nubile den



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: Razzmatazz piazza degenerate

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: turquoise stimulating principal's office



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Godawful locale hominid



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: bateful haunting public bath potus



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Doobsian lodge boltzmann

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: disgusting toilet seat senate



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Author: Citrine Shrine



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Cracking ape university



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: misunderstood flesh resort

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Stubborn Titillating Nursing Home Candlestick Maker



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: nighttime provocative jew



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: Doobsian lodge boltzmann

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Date: March 1st, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: 1 in the pink 2 in the stink



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