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can someone elaborate on exactly what/who a patagonia brewery dad is
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Date: February 20th, 2022 4:25 PM Author: Coral Pistol describe this character, worried I am him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#43999519) |
Date: February 20th, 2022 4:37 PM Author: Impertinent gaming laptop nothing wrong with dressing comfortably and warm while on the patio drinking some locally brewed IPAs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#43999595) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:20 AM Author: Jade national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44002578) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:31 AM Author: Cordovan famous landscape painting chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44008728) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:32 AM Author: aqua razzmatazz people who are hurt fanboi yeah but fuck patagonia and their shitlib ideals (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44008730) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:32 AM Author: Citrine Principal's Office Dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44008732) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 10:03 AM Author: carnelian underhanded halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44008905) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:51 PM Author: electric brilliant brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44011687) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:55 AM Author: Doobsian vivacious parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44015813) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:13 AM Author: Gay swollen nibblets personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44107078) |
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Date: January 9th, 2023 10:04 AM Author: carnelian underhanded halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#45763098) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:14 AM Author: Coral Pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44002552) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:16 AM Author: cerebral trust fund He calls soccer “futbol” and he does it with a respectful accent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44002561) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:20 AM Author: Jade national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44002580) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:32 AM Author: aqua razzmatazz people who are hurt fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44008731) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:31 AM Author: cerebral trust fund He drives a Volo XC90. He optioned front and rear mudflaps "in case I go off-roading." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44008725) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:32 AM Author: Citrine Principal's Office Dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44008734) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:20 PM Author: Jade national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44011516) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:27 AM Author: filthy rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44015701) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:19 AM Author: crystalline volcanic crater cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44106002) |
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Date: January 9th, 2023 10:03 AM Author: crystalline volcanic crater cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#45763093) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:33 AM Author: Cordovan famous landscape painting chapel He brings his kids to the brewery and awkwardly tries to talk to the bartender about the different beers (trying to impress with his beer knowledge but the bartender just thinks he’s annoying) while his wife sits at the table with the kids snarfing down nachoes from a food truck parked outside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44008738) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:40 AM Author: Citrine Principal's Office Dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44008782) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:43 AM Author: brass really tough guy MODS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44008803) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:55 AM Author: Doobsian vivacious parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44015814) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:44 AM Author: diverse roommate address How does he feel about masks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44008806) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:45 AM Author: cerebral trust fund In his long-running text chat with his "bros" from undergrad he shits on them mercilessly. But when he meets a neighborhood dad later that night, they're both masked up and talk about how important it is to "respect the science." He always carries an extra mask in the pocket of his Patagonia, "just in case." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44008812) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:47 AM Author: brass really tough guy after 15 minutes of conversation and glances over his shoulder to make sure his wife isn't watching, both simultaneously remove their masks with audible sighs of relief (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44008825) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:48 AM Author: cerebral trust fund Importantly, this is all taking place outside on an otherwise empty neighborhood street corner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44008829) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:55 AM Author: brass really tough guy JFC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44008862) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:19 PM Author: Jade national Lmao at this “planet” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44011512) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:27 AM Author: Citrine Principal's Office Dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44015693) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:53 AM Author: Cordovan famous landscape painting chapel Finds them really annoying and uncomfortable but is scared of being reprimanded by anyone (especially his wife) for not wearing one, so he’s almost always masked up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44008853) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:19 PM Author: Jade national Ljl… (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44011515) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:27 AM Author: filthy rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44015698) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:54 AM Author: Henna circlehead corner Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44015810) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:29 AM Author: Histrionic mauve goal in life double fault "Better safe than sorry! Have you seen the recent numbers?" (read this with in up-talk) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44015704) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:30 AM Author: Rusted bisexual ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44015712) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:19 AM Author: crystalline volcanic crater cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44105997) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:20 PM Author: Vigorous pit boiling water on an endless search for novelty. basically the dude from quantum leap, but he travels from brewpub to brewpub seeking chill patio vibes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44011518) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:21 PM Author: gold aggressive space fat ankles He's got this really incredible dark roast coffee you should try, he uses a French press but only on the weekends because it's too much of a hassle during the week, otherwise he mostly settles for the Keurigs at the office. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44011520) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:23 PM Author: cerebral trust fund mods (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44011528) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:26 PM Author: gold aggressive space fat ankles Otherwise he's got an old school Nalgene with 13.1 sticker on the side. Knows that hydration is one of the most underrated things about staying healthy. He'll tell you about it sometime. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44011546) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:26 PM Author: cerebral trust fund wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44011554) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:26 PM Author: Wild Ruddy Crackhouse Ladyboy nothing wrong with a well-hydrated patagonia dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44011555) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:27 PM Author: Vigorous pit boiling water nalgenes are all in a landfill mate leeching plastics is no bueno. strictly hydroflask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44011560) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:52 PM Author: Spruce Yarmulke Patatgonia clothes are also made of plastic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44011696) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:54 PM Author: Vigorous pit boiling water they havent made that connection yet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44011709) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 6:11 PM Author: carnelian underhanded halford not flame I bought a "glass water bottle" last weekend that had this rubber case around it to protect it. Literally bought it, drove home, and as I was getting out of my car, with the tags still on it, dropped the fucking thing maybe 3 feet. It instantly broke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44011817) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:24 AM Author: gold aggressive space fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44015685) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:39 AM Author: Rusted bisexual ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44015746) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:10 AM Author: Mind-boggling khaki death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44107051) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:48 PM Author: Arousing Lettuce Faggot Firefighter Patagonia dads are emasculated forms of men with a vague idea of what rugged masculinity should be but don't have the guts to drink real whisky or smoke or and stand up for themselves. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44011665) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:52 PM Author: Mentally impaired effete resort place of business The defining characteristic is he thinks he’s an outdoorsman but he’s not. He purchased a car and Patagonia wardrobe as part of some mountain adventure fantasy but his biggest actual adventure is hitting the brewery on Saturday afternoon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44011692) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:34 AM Author: Drab university What spawned the late gen-x fetishization of the outdoor activities. Was it the x-games and that sub-culture?
So many people I know in their 40s are obsessed with hiking and camping and skiing/snowboarding and mountain biking and on and on. They seem to organize their lives around these activates but they only actually do this shit maybe 5 times per year. |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:44 AM Author: spectacular peach menage sound barrier Folks become increasingly retarded with age and the ladies lead the way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44015767) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 11:15 AM Author: Drab university I don't know. This shit usually seems to be spearheaded by the husband. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44015925) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:44 AM Author: Mentally impaired effete resort place of business It’s because our generation’s parents were thing doers. They grew up in a world without the internet. They went on adventures without google maps or all trails and could fix shit and solve problems. This is how humans existed since the beginning. We as a generation are thus keenly aware of our deficiencies and long for a solution. Most fail and remain pretenders like the Patagonia dads.
Younger generations are further removed from our glorious past and thus think we the new normal is just normal. |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:53 PM Author: burgundy trailer park can we talk about the important stuff, e.g. someone describe his cock (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44011703) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:29 AM Author: Histrionic mauve goal in life double fault Adequate but rarely utilized for it's intended purpose. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44015708) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:40 AM Author: Histrionic mauve goal in life double fault Like a formerly wild fish swimming in a fish tank, Patagonia Dad gets to experience a very poor facsimile of his former life as a free man while drinking overpriced beer that tastes like sock water with his family at a "bar-themed" brewery.
Like that fish who vaguely remembers his former life swimming in the ocean, with all the danger and excitement that comes with it, Patagonia Dad gets a small taste of that feeling of actually going out, single, with actual guy friends, to a bar where there are single women and anything can happen. Only, just like the fish in the tank, anything can't happen, he is in a controlled environment and kept for the sole purpose of other people's needs. |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:48 AM Author: Citrine Principal's Office Dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44015788) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2022 6:56 PM Author: insecure national security agency station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#45581221) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:06 PM Author: buff legend institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#46133930) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 8:35 AM Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#49319080) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:56 AM Author: Doobsian vivacious parlor Has season tickets to the nearest metro area's MLS team. Also has a favorite 2nd division British team based on his semester abroad during college. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44015820) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 1:02 PM Author: gold aggressive space fat ankles Really excited to try newly pressed "Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness" LP on his turntable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44016403) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:35 AM Author: disturbing point dog poop A Patagonia brewery dad already owns Melon Collie in the following formats:
His CDs His wife’s CDs Ripped to hard drive On an iPod but he can’t find the charger
Seems like a silly thing to buy in vinyl. His vinyl collection is repurchased used copies and represses of stuff his dad threw out when he replaced turntable with CD player (Pink Floyd, Dylan, Miles, Springsteen) and new releases by the National and Taylor Swift. |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:15 AM Author: bespoke embarrassed to the bone psychic step-uncle's house It’s a bargain bin version of Arc’teryx Trail Running Bachelor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44107093) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:16 AM Author: Bright wonderful toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44107097) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 10:22 AM Author: crystalline volcanic crater cuck fun example of the elusive patagonia brewery granddad: https://youtu.be/5eG6HNG02EU?t=59 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44107558) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 10:24 AM Author: Aphrodisiac white legal warrant location Wears high end recreation clothing but has never been on anything more than a day hike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Ã#44107572) |
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