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at some point it was just sheriff whokebe, me, and 184cm of wire

Date: June 21st, 2009 10:39 PM Author: $~!%`/ (nah ding man...
Vigorous primrose preventive strike
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Gonna call it: best post in xo history
underhanded market
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Canary irradiated casino regret
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Vigorous primrose preventive strike
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excitant awkward persian brunch
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Vigorous primrose preventive strike
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Thank you rach for keeping this shitbort running, but fuck y...
cream angry space striped hyena
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The Kenosha Kid
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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:04 AM
Author: Vigorous primrose preventive strike

Date: June 21st, 2009 10:39 PM

Author: $~!%`/ (nah ding man)

sweat beaded along my brow as i tried to keep my hands still. sheriff whok had a headlight on, shining a narrow beam at the exposed wires and fuse. it was the kind of headlight you'd use when you went camping with your friends. this time it was serious business though. this time jimmy wasn't there with a grin on his face and a bottle of jack he smuggled from his parent's liquor cabinet.

no. it was just me, sheriff whok, and the fate of the free world. he was so steady. i kept looking at him then back down at the fuse i was clamping down so he could finish the circuit. he never looked up at me. not once. he was that focused.

then i heard a click. he muttered, "we're done. out." he quickly capped the outlet box, looked up at me, and cracked his toothless smile. that was one thing about sheriff whok. he was a gentleman, a renowned chemist, a preeminent scholar of zulu tribal dance, and recipient of the 1991 most improved 6th man in the inglewood ymca's men's basketball silver league. and in spite of all of this, he didn't believe in "them city-slicker dentist men."

i digress. sheriff whok looked at me for a few moments, and then got up. naturally, i followed, like a grain of sand being sucked in by a receding wave. then we ran. we ran like mother fuckers. the only thing louder than my pounding heart was the sound of the explosion that leveled the terrarium housing the vile reptilian moderator squadron.

when we got to the edge of the forest, we both turned around. before us was the night brilliantly ablaze with the flames of freedom. the revolution had begun...



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:07 AM
Author: underhanded market

Gonna call it: best post in xo history

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Date: May 7th, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Canary irradiated casino regret



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Date: December 11th, 2017 7:14 PM
Author: Vigorous primrose preventive strike



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Date: January 30th, 2019 9:15 AM
Author: excitant awkward persian brunch



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Date: February 7th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: Vigorous primrose preventive strike



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Date: May 17th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: cream angry space striped hyena

Thank you rach for keeping this shitbort running, but fuck you for severing access to so many great old threads. If you need money for server space or to afford a new rat for the power generator wheel, folks will chip in.

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Date: February 18th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: The Kenosha Kid



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Date: February 18th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: The Kenosha Kid



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