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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Submissive khaki pistol



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: greedy patrolman

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Submissive khaki pistol

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Junko Enoshima

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Splenetic fuchsia knife site

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Submissive khaki pistol

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: motley magical liquid oxygen bawdyhouse

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Stirring Grizzly Indian Lodge

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Submissive khaki pistol

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Stirring Grizzly Indian Lodge

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Submissive khaki pistol

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Beta crackhouse trust fund

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Submissive khaki pistol

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: swashbuckling mad cow disease base

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Submissive khaki pistol

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Author: overrated set sandwich

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Submissive khaki pistol

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: apoplectic alpha shrine

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling mad cow disease base

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: slate wrinkle trump supporter

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Submissive khaki pistol

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Submissive khaki pistol

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
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Author: Indigo chad preventive strike

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Submissive khaki pistol

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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: citrine impressive school

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Submissive khaki pistol

Okay, I lol'd

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: citrine impressive school

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Submissive khaki pistol

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: citrine impressive school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Submissive khaki pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Submissive khaki pistol

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: citrine impressive school

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Submissive khaki pistol

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Submissive khaki pistol



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Frutiger Aero



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.



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