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greedy dun orchestra pit
  08/02/21
ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore an...
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"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the sile...
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My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she...
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LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kin...
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I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others...
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This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hugh...
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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can co...
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Strong thread/moniker synergy
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Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boome...
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: khaki soggy principal's office cuckoldry

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: brass impertinent gunner



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Junko Enoshima

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: excitant weed whacker area

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: at-the-ready misanthropic coldplay fan

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: at-the-ready misanthropic coldplay fan



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Startled filthy menage



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: dead bearded forum quadroon

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: dead bearded forum quadroon

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Arrogant crotch market



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: massive talented tank



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: brindle drunken faggotry blood rage

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: obsidian titillating water buffalo

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Submissive Black Woman

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: mildly autistic indirect expression

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: obsidian titillating water buffalo

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: adventurous voyeur

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: brass impertinent gunner



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Mint supple regret

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: adventurous voyeur



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: adventurous voyeur



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: blue space giraffe

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: blue space giraffe

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: blue space giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: blue space giraffe

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: greedy dun orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Frutiger Aero



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49657164)