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Coming home in the 90s and checking the answering machine, tp
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: Opaque razzle-dazzle legal warrant ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: fishy national "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Sickened Emerald Karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43174768) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM Author: Junko Enoshima Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49653016) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Boyish hyperactive address masturbator My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: fishy national LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: bronze tantric sanctuary "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: fishy national 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: glassy floppy indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: fishy national !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: fishy national LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: bronze tantric sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: fishy national !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43525672) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49639870) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49652472) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49652480) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Apoplectic abusive range I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: fishy national This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: Apoplectic abusive range our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: fishy national Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: Comical Honey-headed Temple Nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: Razzmatazz Cheese-eating Point Weed Whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal business firm aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: fishy national Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: bipolar stead Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: fishy national 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Slimy Exhilarant Faggot Firefighter Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: fishy national ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: sienna internet-worthy knife parlour Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: bipolar stead Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: jet-lagged area roast beef It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: fishy national This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: fishy national As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Sickened Emerald Karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: Black dysfunction [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: fishy national 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: jet-lagged area roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: jet-lagged area roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: Hyperventilating Place Of Business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: elite messiness whorehouse *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: fishy national Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: elite messiness whorehouse *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: fishy national On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: elite messiness whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: fishy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: fishy national I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: elite messiness whorehouse o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: fishy national <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49639794) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49652305) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM Author: Battle Diaper Alita (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49652439) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49652462) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49653001) |