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MEDICAL EMERGENCY: I have seeds in my poop. Didn't eat seeds.

EXPLAIN! Been this way for like 2 weeks.
pink space
  09/20/14
Begs the question why are you looking at your poop
exciting weed whacker sanctuary
  09/20/14
When I wipe my ass I instinctively look in the bowl before I...
pink space
  09/20/14
(Oprah)
exciting weed whacker sanctuary
  09/20/14
Begs the question is actually a technical term for circular ...
Coral vigorous masturbator
  09/20/14
ok
exciting weed whacker sanctuary
  09/20/14
Is it ok though? I'll be following your poasts. Don't slip u...
Coral vigorous masturbator
  09/20/14
you're scaring me.
exciting weed whacker sanctuary
  09/20/14
Good
Coral vigorous masturbator
  09/20/14
why don't you use full stops?
exciting weed whacker sanctuary
  09/20/14
Full stops?
Coral vigorous masturbator
  09/20/14
Periods you yank
exciting weed whacker sanctuary
  09/20/14
Were talking about you're writing, not mine. Let's not get o...
Coral vigorous masturbator
  09/20/14
hewhehehehehhehehehehehehe
exciting weed whacker sanctuary
  09/20/14
Will do. Thanks.
tan trailer park
  09/20/14
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Coral vigorous masturbator
  09/20/14
DESCRIBE the seeds
thirsty heady property turdskin
  09/20/14
They are light in color. Off=white in color. Half the size o...
pink space
  09/20/14
Maybe see a doctor
exciting weed whacker sanctuary
  09/20/14
I'm afraid that will lead to a colonoscopy.
pink space
  09/20/14
Plant the poop on upenn's campus
Translucent lodge
  09/20/14
those are worms/parasite shells, bro.
white parlour
  09/20/14
What in the fuck bro. Don't fuck with me like that.
pink space
  09/20/14
seriously though, you should go to the doctor and get a stoo...
Chocolate hairraiser hunting ground field
  09/20/14
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
pink space
  09/20/14
Go to a doctor. He will give you three cups. You will need t...
Copper cuckoldry
  09/20/14
...
Walnut fanboi selfie
  09/20/14
NO!!!!
pink space
  09/20/14
it's the only way brother
Copper cuckoldry
  09/20/14
...
burgundy plaza
  09/20/14
those aren't seeds, you nitwit, they are eggs...tapeworm egg...
wonderful hell
  09/20/14
...
exciting weed whacker sanctuary
  09/20/14
Bro, I don't eat fast food at all.
pink space
  09/20/14
Did you eat pork?
Amethyst self-absorbed office new version
  09/20/14
have you been licking ass lately, that include animal ass? ...
wonderful hell
  09/20/14
sounds awful, but this poast is hilarious.
brilliant pea-brained codepig mad-dog skullcap
  10/23/14
...
Razzmatazz area
  04/25/25
(Rudolph)
Gay ladyboy foreskin
  09/20/14
ur going to grow a tree out of your asshold soon. enjoy.
obsidian forum mental disorder
  09/20/14
Rudolph, You have a parasite. The "seeds" in yo...
Henna curious halford persian
  09/20/14
Rudolph's "seeds": http://www.miracleshihtzu.co...
Henna curious halford persian
  09/20/14
Seriously loling at this textbook (Rudolph) thread
Henna curious halford persian
  09/20/14
Don't look like that bro. These are more seed like.
pink space
  09/20/14
If you did have a parasite, what do they give you? Medicine?
pink space
  09/20/14
I'm not a doctor but I think treating most parasites is rela...
Henna curious halford persian
  09/20/14
Can they check you without a stool sample?
pink space
  09/20/14
I think you can diagnose a tapeworm by applying scotch tape ...
Henna curious halford persian
  09/20/14
PAGING BENZO!
pink space
  09/20/14
thats pinworms tapeworm sheds gravid segments that look l...
wonderful hell
  09/20/14
OUTTED as jezebel commenter: pocket_copterErin Gloria Ry...
Erotic Comical Karate
  09/20/14
Can you feel your feet or even move at all? Do you also hav...
ebony corn cake tattoo
  09/20/14
...
pink space
  09/20/14
Rudolph did you ever get de-wormed?
Henna curious halford persian
  10/14/14
I wish this was real and resulted in Rudolph's death.
thriller pearl legal warrant
  10/23/14
lol earl
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: pink space

EXPLAIN! Been this way for like 2 weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26363240)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: exciting weed whacker sanctuary

Begs the question why are you looking at your poop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26363245)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: pink space

When I wipe my ass I instinctively look in the bowl before I flush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26363253)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: exciting weed whacker sanctuary

(Oprah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26363255)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Coral vigorous masturbator

Begs the question is actually a technical term for circular reasoning. Try to be more precise when you write

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26363264)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: exciting weed whacker sanctuary

ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26363286)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Coral vigorous masturbator

Is it ok though? I'll be following your poasts. Don't slip up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26363298)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: exciting weed whacker sanctuary

you're scaring me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26363302)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:14 PM
Author: Coral vigorous masturbator

Good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26363380)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: exciting weed whacker sanctuary

why don't you use full stops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26363385)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:17 PM
Author: Coral vigorous masturbator

Full stops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26363393)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: exciting weed whacker sanctuary

Periods you yank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26363422)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Coral vigorous masturbator

Were talking about you're writing, not mine. Let's not get off subject

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26363470)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: exciting weed whacker sanctuary

hewhehehehehhehehehehehehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26365063)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: tan trailer park

Will do. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26363306)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: Coral vigorous masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26363382)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: thirsty heady property turdskin

DESCRIBE the seeds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26363249)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: pink space

They are light in color. Off=white in color. Half the size of watermelon seeds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26363256)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: exciting weed whacker sanctuary

Maybe see a doctor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26363259)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: pink space

I'm afraid that will lead to a colonoscopy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26363265)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: Translucent lodge

Plant the poop on upenn's campus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26363250)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: white parlour

those are worms/parasite shells, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26363261)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: pink space

What in the fuck bro. Don't fuck with me like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26363274)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Chocolate hairraiser hunting ground field

seriously though, you should go to the doctor and get a stool sample taken - he's right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26363292)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: pink space

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26363310)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Copper cuckoldry

Go to a doctor. He will give you three cups. You will need to put a sample of your poop into each cup, on consecutive days. It must be your first poop of the day.

Bring the samples back, and in a week or so you'll get a call from your doctor with the exact species of worm you have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26363299)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Walnut fanboi selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26363303)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: pink space

NO!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26363308)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Copper cuckoldry

it's the only way brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26363320)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: burgundy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26363334)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: wonderful hell

those aren't seeds, you nitwit, they are eggs...tapeworm eggs.

bravo on your TTT culinary exploits/shit eating



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26363407)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: exciting weed whacker sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26363423)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:26 PM
Author: pink space

Bro, I don't eat fast food at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26363429)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Amethyst self-absorbed office new version

Did you eat pork?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26363431)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:28 PM
Author: wonderful hell

have you been licking ass lately, that include animal ass?

what about wild fish or game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26363436)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:42 PM
Author: brilliant pea-brained codepig mad-dog skullcap

sounds awful, but this poast is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26573594)



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Date: April 25th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Razzmatazz area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#48879940)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: Gay ladyboy foreskin

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26363446)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: obsidian forum mental disorder

ur going to grow a tree out of your asshold soon.

enjoy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26365072)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: Henna curious halford persian

Rudolph,

You have a parasite. The "seeds" in your poop aren't seeds, or tape worm eggs, but detached segments of a segmented worm. Give me a second, I'll find a picture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26365084)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: Henna curious halford persian

Rudolph's "seeds":

http://www.miracleshihtzu.com/images/tapeworm.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26365104)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: Henna curious halford persian

Seriously loling at this textbook (Rudolph) thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26365114)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: pink space

Don't look like that bro. These are more seed like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26365128)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:54 PM
Author: pink space

If you did have a parasite, what do they give you? Medicine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26365130)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Henna curious halford persian

I'm not a doctor but I think treating most parasites is relatively easy once you've been properly diagnosed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26365175)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: pink space

Can they check you without a stool sample?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26365184)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: Henna curious halford persian

I think you can diagnose a tapeworm by applying scotch tape to your anus in the morning and seeing if it pulls any eggs off. That maybe pinworms though, I can't really remember.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26365222)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: pink space

PAGING BENZO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26365229)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: wonderful hell

thats pinworms

tapeworm sheds gravid segments that look like what op described

op need to get dewormed, post haste

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26365286)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: Erotic Comical Karate

OUTTED as jezebel commenter:

pocket_copterErin Gloria Ryan

9/12/14 4:07pm

This just reminds me of that TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE STORY about the pumpkin seed poop from forever ago. Nothing will ever be gnarlier than that. Yeep.

http://jezebel.com/your-gnarliest-poop-stories-1634098754

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26365085)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: ebony corn cake tattoo

Can you feel your feet or even move at all? Do you also have leaves? Check and see if you're a plant pronto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26365262)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: pink space



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Date: October 14th, 2014 8:01 PM
Author: Henna curious halford persian

Rudolph did you ever get de-wormed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26517033)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:37 PM
Author: thriller pearl legal warrant

I wish this was real and resulted in Rudolph's death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#26573579)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 2:11 PM
Author: Razzmatazz area

lol earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Ã#47734604)



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Date: January 31st, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: floppy ceo water buffalo



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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:23 AM
Author: floppy ceo water buffalo



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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: floppy ceo water buffalo



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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: floppy ceo water buffalo



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Date: March 21st, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: floppy ceo water buffalo



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Date: March 21st, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: floppy ceo water buffalo



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Date: March 31st, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: floppy ceo water buffalo

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: April 11th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: floppy ceo water buffalo



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Author: bespoke hairless university



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Author: anime boi



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