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Fishy odious newt idea he suggested
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Slimy Milk
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mildly autistic rough-skinned masturbator
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wwop. rate this scholar: http://australiangoldenretriever...
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these links still work 180
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tan rebellious house
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rusted depressive business firm
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Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. L...
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Silver Mexican Organic Girlfriend
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Cocky Learning Disabled Really Tough Guy
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Slimy Milk
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judgmental prole preventive strike
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Supple Insanely Creepy Candlestick Maker
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bateful sepia scourge upon the earth
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claret violent private investor knife
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mildly autistic rough-skinned masturbator
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*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*
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Vibrant blue pistol wrinkle
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lascivious field pozpig
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Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil onl...
Dull Zombie-like Hospital Pocket Flask
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Narrow-minded dragon
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mildly autistic rough-skinned masturbator
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"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to ...
Dull Zombie-like Hospital Pocket Flask
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Primrose trust fund
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Silver Mexican Organic Girlfriend
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Aromatic shimmering garrison ape
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Fishy odious newt idea he suggested
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Vibrant blue pistol wrinkle
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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
Fighting Avocado Black Woman
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fucking lol
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tan rebellious house
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Brass razzmatazz persian dilemma
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High-end purple piazza
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Cocky Learning Disabled Really Tough Guy
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Multi-colored brethren digit ratio
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rusted depressive business firm
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*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else rig...
tan rebellious house
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1800000
Dull Zombie-like Hospital Pocket Flask
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legit
Vibrant blue pistol wrinkle
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vengeful den
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Height of assosciate?
Magenta Sadistic Senate
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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
tan rebellious house
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lmfao
Emerald Legend Selfie
  10/28/16
LOL
galvanic aquamarine theatre shitlib
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lol
Soggy hot place of business resort
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Stirring stage ceo
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up-to-no-good bat-shit-crazy quadroon mother
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Multi-colored brethren digit ratio
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bateful sepia scourge upon the earth
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ivory titillating personal credit line heaven
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claret violent private investor knife
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Internet-worthy Sandwich People Who Are Hurt
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jade nibblets
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burgundy cracking stock car tank
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this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
Pale crawly crackhouse partner
  03/12/15
Moar!
Narrow-minded dragon
  03/15/15
the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
Wonderful national security agency national
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arrogant aphrodisiac giraffe windowlicker
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mildly autistic rough-skinned masturbator
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sinister location
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Lol 1800
up-to-no-good bat-shit-crazy quadroon mother
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vermilion pervert
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Stirring stage ceo
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claret violent private investor knife
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arrogant aphrodisiac giraffe windowlicker
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well-lubricated hairy legs
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arrogant aphrodisiac giraffe windowlicker
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Internet-worthy Sandwich People Who Are Hurt
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
Fishy odious newt idea he suggested
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
Heady community account pit
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Bisexual insane range
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mildly autistic rough-skinned masturbator
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It practically writes itself!
Narrow-minded dragon
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mildly autistic rough-skinned masturbator
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mildly autistic rough-skinned masturbator
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
mildly autistic rough-skinned masturbator
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You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
Exciting azure double fault
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Fishy odious newt idea he suggested
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Turquoise racy telephone
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
Vibrant blue pistol wrinkle
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
Fishy odious newt idea he suggested
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so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
Vibrant blue pistol wrinkle
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Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
Fishy odious newt idea he suggested
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i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
Vibrant blue pistol wrinkle
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Shit
Fishy odious newt idea he suggested
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Bisexual insane range
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Khaki Self-absorbed Theater Chad
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This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
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High-end purple piazza
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Fishy odious newt idea he suggested
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arrogant aphrodisiac giraffe windowlicker
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mildly autistic rough-skinned masturbator
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still going strong
arrogant aphrodisiac giraffe windowlicker
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(Chip Kelly)
Cocky Learning Disabled Really Tough Guy
  03/11/15
Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
Fishy odious newt idea he suggested
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Bisexual insane range
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So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
Exciting azure double fault
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All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
Cocky Learning Disabled Really Tough Guy
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Fishy odious newt idea he suggested
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There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
Exciting azure double fault
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Cocky Learning Disabled Really Tough Guy
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flesh yapping keepsake machete
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Turquoise racy telephone
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well-lubricated hairy legs
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Brass razzmatazz persian dilemma
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"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
Heady community account pit
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Fishy odious newt idea he suggested
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sienna spot pisswyrm
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Fighting Avocado Black Woman
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Brass razzmatazz persian dilemma
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
Fishy odious newt idea he suggested
  03/11/15
*bark aves
Confused Half-breed
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Cream kitty cat
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Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
mildly autistic rough-skinned masturbator
  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
Heady community account pit
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Slimy Milk
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All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
Cocky Learning Disabled Really Tough Guy
  03/11/15
WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
zippy whorehouse yarmulke
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
shivering shrine
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Heady community account pit
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rusted depressive business firm
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Slimy Milk
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High-end purple piazza
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Bisexual insane range
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razzle coffee pot
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
tan rebellious house
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Fighting Avocado Black Woman
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Flatulent orchestra pit idiot
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marvelous federal police squad
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
Cocky Learning Disabled Really Tough Guy
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OMG spot on movie voice guy!
Pale crawly crackhouse partner
  03/12/15
i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
Floppy olive mediation theater stage
  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
Bat Shit Crazy Saffron Home Cuckoldry
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I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
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Multi-colored brethren digit ratio
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lmao
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bateful sepia scourge upon the earth
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Territorial Transparent State
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Dark abode
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well-lubricated hairy legs
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arrogant aphrodisiac giraffe windowlicker
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mildly autistic rough-skinned masturbator
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
shivering shrine
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onyx lodge
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Harsh pearl step-uncle's house affirmative action
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skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
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Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
laughsome aqua degenerate
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Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
Fishy odious newt idea he suggested
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Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
sexy sapphire immigrant
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Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
Fishy odious newt idea he suggested
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don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
Narrow-minded dragon
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
shivering shrine
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Fishy odious newt idea he suggested
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mildly autistic rough-skinned masturbator
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
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white bearded trailer park
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Cocky Learning Disabled Really Tough Guy
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180
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Aromatic shimmering garrison ape
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Vibrant blue pistol wrinkle
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arrogant aphrodisiac giraffe windowlicker
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Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
Cocky Learning Disabled Really Tough Guy
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(Rick Reilly)
godawful area ratface
  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
Cocky Learning Disabled Really Tough Guy
  03/12/15
great thread
electric carnelian bawdyhouse headpube
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Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
Pale crawly crackhouse partner
  03/12/15
no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
tan rebellious house
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I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
lake forum philosopher-king
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
Gold nowag institution
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onyx lodge
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
Gold nowag institution
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Gold nowag institution
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
Maize swollen lettuce
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concupiscible ruddy cruise ship corn cake
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
arrogant aphrodisiac giraffe windowlicker
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mildly autistic rough-skinned masturbator
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
Gold nowag institution
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Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
garnet patrolman jap
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mildly autistic rough-skinned masturbator
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bump for Buddy
Gold nowag institution
  03/13/15
We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
Silver Mexican Organic Girlfriend
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This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
Walnut trip box office international law enforcement agency
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"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
Walnut trip box office international law enforcement agency
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Bisexual insane range
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Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
Turquoise racy telephone
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Wonderful national security agency national
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Supple Insanely Creepy Candlestick Maker
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*makes Buddy partner*
Maize swollen lettuce
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Cocky Learning Disabled Really Tough Guy
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rambunctious associate
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Brass razzmatazz persian dilemma
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ruh roh
Multi-colored brethren digit ratio
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white bearded trailer park
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who's a good associate?
Bat Shit Crazy Saffron Home Cuckoldry
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http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
Irradiated rehab
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Fishy odious newt idea he suggested
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Brass razzmatazz persian dilemma
  04/03/15
imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
Glittery bonkers temple reading party
  04/02/15
HOLY SHIT 180000000
Fishy odious newt idea he suggested
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1800000000000000000
Bisexual insane range
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Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
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tan rebellious house
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Multi-colored brethren digit ratio
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Salmon Useless Brakes Stead
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opaque mentally impaired famous landscape painting church
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holy fucking shit
slippery cordovan school trump supporter
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Vibrant blue pistol wrinkle
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ivory titillating personal credit line heaven
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Harsh pearl step-uncle's house affirmative action
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well-lubricated hairy legs
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mildly autistic rough-skinned masturbator
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go Get Em!
arrogant aphrodisiac giraffe windowlicker
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mildly autistic rough-skinned masturbator
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Pearly cumskin gunner
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white bearded trailer park
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180^180
Floppy olive mediation theater stage
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Multi-colored brethren digit ratio
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Vibrant blue pistol wrinkle
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Coral vigorous volcanic crater wagecucks
  01/27/18
I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
white bearded trailer park
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white bearded trailer park
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shivering shrine
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hyperventilating address becky
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arrogant aphrodisiac giraffe windowlicker
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mildly autistic rough-skinned masturbator
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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Carmine appetizing doctorate faggotry
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HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
sable lay turdskin
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underrated
Chocolate arousing main people
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Carmine appetizing doctorate faggotry
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white bearded trailer park
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https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
Multi-colored brethren digit ratio
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Fishy odious newt idea he suggested
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Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
fragrant indigo meetinghouse
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Ouch
Fishy odious newt idea he suggested
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
Spectacular cyan background story space
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mildly autistic rough-skinned masturbator
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Bisexual insane range
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Aromatic shimmering garrison ape
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Bisexual insane range
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white bearded trailer park
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Carmine appetizing doctorate faggotry
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Lavender out-of-control point
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it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
Frum Duck-like Native Therapy
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
white bearded trailer park
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
shivering shrine
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Fishy odious newt idea he suggested
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Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
white bearded trailer park
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
shivering shrine
  02/12/16
I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
Narrow-minded dragon
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hyperventilating address becky
  03/20/16
Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
plum juggernaut market
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hyperventilating address becky
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mildly autistic rough-skinned masturbator
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mildly autistic rough-skinned masturbator
  02/21/22
uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
embarrassed to the bone center
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
hyperventilating address becky
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https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
hyperventilating address becky
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hyperventilating address becky
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Threads like these are why this bort is the best
ivory titillating personal credit line heaven
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shivering shrine
  07/15/16
CR.
mildly autistic rough-skinned masturbator
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white bearded trailer park
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hyperventilating address becky
  07/26/16
i really like it here
Fishy odious newt idea he suggested
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mildly autistic rough-skinned masturbator
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mildly autistic rough-skinned masturbator
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
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ivory titillating personal credit line heaven
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hyperventilating address becky
  10/09/16
One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
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hyperventilating address becky
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Fishy odious newt idea he suggested
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white bearded trailer park
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poppy anal menage party of the first part
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mildly autistic rough-skinned masturbator
  12/10/21
Woah CR friend :-)
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Fishy odious newt idea he suggested

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Heady community account pit

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: mildly autistic rough-skinned masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#44001648)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Narrow-minded dragon

It practically writes itself!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27497415)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: mildly autistic rough-skinned masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#44001646)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: mildly autistic rough-skinned masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#44001644)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: mildly autistic rough-skinned masturbator

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#44001652)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Exciting azure double fault

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Fishy odious newt idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Turquoise racy telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Vibrant blue pistol wrinkle

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Fishy odious newt idea he suggested

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Vibrant blue pistol wrinkle

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: Fishy odious newt idea he suggested

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Vibrant blue pistol wrinkle

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Fishy odious newt idea he suggested

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Bisexual insane range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Khaki Self-absorbed Theater Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: laughsome aqua degenerate

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: High-end purple piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: Fishy odious newt idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: arrogant aphrodisiac giraffe windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: mildly autistic rough-skinned masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: arrogant aphrodisiac giraffe windowlicker

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Cocky Learning Disabled Really Tough Guy

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Fishy odious newt idea he suggested

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Bisexual insane range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Exciting azure double fault

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Cocky Learning Disabled Really Tough Guy

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Fishy odious newt idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Exciting azure double fault

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Cocky Learning Disabled Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: flesh yapping keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Turquoise racy telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: well-lubricated hairy legs



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Brass razzmatazz persian dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Heady community account pit

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Fishy odious newt idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: sienna spot pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Fighting Avocado Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Brass razzmatazz persian dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Fishy odious newt idea he suggested

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Confused Half-breed

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: Cream kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: mildly autistic rough-skinned masturbator

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Heady community account pit

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Slimy Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Cocky Learning Disabled Really Tough Guy

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: zippy whorehouse yarmulke

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: shivering shrine

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Heady community account pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: rusted depressive business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: judgmental prole preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: Slimy Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: High-end purple piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: Bisexual insane range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: razzle coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: tan rebellious house

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: Fighting Avocado Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: Flatulent orchestra pit idiot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: marvelous federal police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Cocky Learning Disabled Really Tough Guy

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: Pale crawly crackhouse partner

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Floppy olive mediation theater stage

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Saffron Home Cuckoldry

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: geriatric navy rigpig corner

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Carmine appetizing doctorate faggotry



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Multi-colored brethren digit ratio



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: slippery cordovan school trump supporter

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: vivacious hominid



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Vibrant blue pistol wrinkle



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Territorial Transparent State



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: ivory titillating personal credit line heaven



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: ivory titillating personal credit line heaven



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: ivory titillating personal credit line heaven



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: Dark abode



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: well-lubricated hairy legs



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: arrogant aphrodisiac giraffe windowlicker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: mildly autistic rough-skinned masturbator

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: shivering shrine

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: onyx lodge



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: grizzly mind-boggling striped hyena church building



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: jet elite hall boltzmann

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: Spectacular cyan background story space



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: laughsome aqua degenerate

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Fishy odious newt idea he suggested

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: sexy sapphire immigrant

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Fishy odious newt idea he suggested

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Narrow-minded dragon

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: shivering shrine

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Fishy odious newt idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: mildly autistic rough-skinned masturbator



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: sable lay turdskin

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: white bearded trailer park



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Cocky Learning Disabled Really Tough Guy

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle travel guidebook kitchen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Aromatic shimmering garrison ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Vibrant blue pistol wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: arrogant aphrodisiac giraffe windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Cocky Learning Disabled Really Tough Guy

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: godawful area ratface

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Cocky Learning Disabled Really Tough Guy

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: electric carnelian bawdyhouse headpube

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Pale crawly crackhouse partner

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: tan rebellious house

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: lake forum philosopher-king

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Gold nowag institution

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: onyx lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Gold nowag institution

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Gold nowag institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Maize swollen lettuce

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: concupiscible ruddy cruise ship corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: arrogant aphrodisiac giraffe windowlicker

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: mildly autistic rough-skinned masturbator

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Gold nowag institution

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: garnet patrolman jap

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: mildly autistic rough-skinned masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Gold nowag institution

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Silver Mexican Organic Girlfriend

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Walnut trip box office international law enforcement agency

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Walnut trip box office international law enforcement agency

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Bisexual insane range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Turquoise racy telephone

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Wonderful national security agency national



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Supple Insanely Creepy Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: Maize swollen lettuce

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Cocky Learning Disabled Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: rambunctious associate



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Brass razzmatazz persian dilemma



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Multi-colored brethren digit ratio

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: white bearded trailer park



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Saffron Home Cuckoldry

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Irradiated rehab

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Fishy odious newt idea he suggested



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Brass razzmatazz persian dilemma



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Glittery bonkers temple reading party

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Fishy odious newt idea he suggested

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Bisexual insane range

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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Carmine appetizing doctorate faggotry

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: slippery cordovan school trump supporter

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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: arrogant aphrodisiac giraffe windowlicker

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: white bearded trailer park

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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: white bearded trailer park

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27752501)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: sable lay turdskin

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Chocolate arousing main people

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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Multi-colored brethren digit ratio

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Fishy odious newt idea he suggested



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: fragrant indigo meetinghouse

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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: Fishy odious newt idea he suggested

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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: Frum Duck-like Native Therapy

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: white bearded trailer park

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: shivering shrine

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: Fishy odious newt idea he suggested



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: white bearded trailer park

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: shivering shrine

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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Narrow-minded dragon

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
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Author: plum juggernaut market

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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
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Author: embarrassed to the bone center

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: hyperventilating address becky

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: hyperventilating address becky

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Author: hyperventilating address becky



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Fishy odious newt idea he suggested

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Author: orange startled stage regret

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Author: Misunderstood public bath

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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Dark abode

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Author: Drunken hell cuckold

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