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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: navy provocative degenerate It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: pearly garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: wonderful spruce station messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Galvanic mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Deranged Thirsty House did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: cerise native "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: black church filthpig (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: insanely creepy puce location "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: cerebral market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: White Aggressive Parlour Ape (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: navy provocative degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: violet sadistic meetinghouse who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: navy provocative degenerate Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: violet sadistic meetinghouse whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: navy provocative degenerate CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Titillating nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: passionate scarlet site 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: 180 Dark Stead Jap "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Titillating nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: crystalline razzle-dazzle tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#49335487) |