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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
White mischievous puppy brunch
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Flirting fuchsia gaping persian
  01/26/16
This one stings.
maize 180 legal warrant volcanic crater
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Trip mewling twinkling uncleanness theater stage
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Brass tantric locale
  10/24/16
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  01/03/17
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  02/20/18
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Trip mewling twinkling uncleanness theater stage
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Tan Rigor
  01/25/16
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Multi-colored bespoke rigpig church
  01/25/16
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gaped cowardly hall
  01/25/16
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big hyperventilating space
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Ocher friendly grandma filthpig
  01/25/16
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out-of-control den foreskin
  01/25/16
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flatulent dark degenerate
  01/25/16
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White mischievous puppy brunch
  01/25/16
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Sooty Razzle-dazzle Hominid
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
seedy citrine shrine
  01/25/16
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Purple motley factory reset button
  01/25/16
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Flirting fuchsia gaping persian
  01/26/16
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  01/26/16
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naked dilemma
  01/26/16
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lake stag film
  11/27/16
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Ocher friendly grandma filthpig
  06/13/17
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  12/19/17
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White mischievous puppy brunch
  01/24/18
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  06/10/24
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maize 180 legal warrant volcanic crater
  01/26/16
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  10/24/16
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  11/27/16
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Ocher friendly grandma filthpig
  01/23/17
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  03/15/17
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Ocher friendly grandma filthpig
  04/20/17
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Ocher friendly grandma filthpig
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  05/04/24
ruthless.
Salmon Well-lubricated Kitty
  01/25/16
Brutal
out-of-control den foreskin
  01/25/16
...
Carmine heady digit ratio death wish
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
zombie-like jewess home
  01/25/16
toxic
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  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
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  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
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White mischievous puppy brunch
  01/25/16
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Chocolate hilarious public bath
  01/25/16
damnit
Zippy topaz set personal credit line
  01/25/16
...
Multi-colored bespoke rigpig church
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
White mischievous puppy brunch
  01/25/16
jfc
Ocher friendly grandma filthpig
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Multi-colored bespoke rigpig church
  01/25/16
...
White mischievous puppy brunch
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Ocher friendly grandma filthpig
  01/25/16
Cr
White mischievous puppy brunch
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
amethyst temple
  01/25/16
hm
Vermilion hairraiser gas station
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
amethyst temple
  01/25/16
wait
impressive business firm wagecucks
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...
maize 180 legal warrant volcanic crater
  01/26/16
...
soul-stirring walnut piazza
  01/25/16
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White mischievous puppy brunch
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
thriller milk dog poop
  01/25/16
...
charismatic police squad sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Salmon Well-lubricated Kitty
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Ocher friendly grandma filthpig
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Salmon Well-lubricated Kitty
  01/25/16
...
impressive business firm wagecucks
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opaque nofapping property
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Beady-eyed henna nowag
  01/25/16
...
Zippy topaz set personal credit line
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Chocolate hilarious public bath
  01/25/16
...
White mischievous puppy brunch
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Indecent nubile university messiness
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
White mischievous puppy brunch
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
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  01/25/16
...
Ultramarine base
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Slate Vivacious Senate
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...
zombie-like jewess home
  01/25/16
...
Sooty Razzle-dazzle Hominid
  01/25/16
damn
amethyst temple
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...
mauve aromatic step-uncle's house
  01/25/16
...
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  01/25/16
O LORD
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  01/25/16
jfc
stirring alpha
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
gold mother
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Purple motley factory reset button
  01/25/16
...
Multi-colored bespoke rigpig church
  01/25/16
Lmao
White mischievous puppy brunch
  01/25/16
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  02/15/16
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  07/08/17
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White mischievous puppy brunch
  10/27/17
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  12/26/17
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White mischievous puppy brunch
  05/24/18
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White mischievous puppy brunch
  03/16/20
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  02/18/22
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  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
seedy citrine shrine
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Zippy topaz set personal credit line
  01/25/16
ouch
Self-absorbed slimy travel guidebook crotch
  01/26/16
poison
Bat shit crazy dragon indian lodge
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...
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180
Flirting fuchsia gaping persian
  01/26/16
...
impressive business firm wagecucks
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
Medicated pea-brained national
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Vigorous iridescent chapel organic girlfriend
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
maize 180 legal warrant volcanic crater
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
amethyst temple
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
mind-boggling bearded gunner incel
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
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  01/26/16
RIP brother
Disrespectful institution
  09/27/16
...
bisexual native liquid oxygen
  12/26/17
...
naked dilemma
  08/12/19
180
Trip mewling twinkling uncleanness theater stage
  01/26/16
...
naked dilemma
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
Ungodly cumskin
  01/27/16
...
opaque nofapping property
  01/27/16
...
White mischievous puppy brunch
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
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  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Razzmatazz french chef pervert
  02/02/16
...
Concupiscible people who are hurt faggotry
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Silver Federal Mediation
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
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  02/22/16
God have mercy.
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  02/24/16
18000000
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  03/04/16
165
Wine locus
  03/04/16
...
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  05/19/16
chilling
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  10/24/16
art&scholarship
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  12/17/16
Good lord.
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  01/03/17
oh my.
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  01/23/17
toxic
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  03/13/17
...
Fragrant preventive strike crackhouse
  03/15/17
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Beady-eyed henna nowag
  04/02/17
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  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Honey-headed associate house
  07/08/17
...
Titillating trailer park
  10/27/17
mother of god
milky cruise ship sound barrier
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
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JFC
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  12/26/17
ouch
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  02/20/18
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Light Deranged Kitchen
  09/26/21
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Drab pit
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
Shivering talented old irish cottage
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Translucent famous landscape painting meetinghouse
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Sooty Razzle-dazzle Hominid
  01/25/16
...
Purple motley factory reset button
  01/25/16
...
at-the-ready rebellious forum
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
out-of-control den foreskin
  01/25/16
toxic
amethyst temple
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
out-of-control den foreskin
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
amethyst temple
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
out-of-control den foreskin
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
White mischievous puppy brunch
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
amethyst temple
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
White mischievous puppy brunch
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Azure Abode Potus
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
amethyst temple
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
out-of-control den foreskin
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Indecent nubile university messiness
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
out-of-control den foreskin
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Indecent nubile university messiness
  01/25/16
TY bro
out-of-control den foreskin
  01/25/16
...
Purple motley factory reset button
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
sickened soggy roommate
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Carmine heady digit ratio death wish
  10/27/17
...
floppy cuckoldry pisswyrm
  10/27/17
...
White mischievous puppy brunch
  05/24/18
...
frum histrionic stage prole
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
exciting emerald queen of the night
  10/27/17
credited advice
ivory mood tattoo
  05/24/18
even more toxic
amethyst temple
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Vengeful red parlour
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
amethyst temple
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Racy telephone
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
out-of-control den foreskin
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Indecent nubile university messiness
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
amethyst temple
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
White mischievous puppy brunch
  01/25/16
lol
Claret abnormal bawdyhouse weed whacker
  06/01/17
...
out-of-control den foreskin
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
amethyst temple
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
out-of-control den foreskin
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Flirting fuchsia gaping persian
  01/26/16
...
bisexual native liquid oxygen
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
gold mother
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
gold mother
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
out-of-control den foreskin
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
gold mother
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
amethyst temple
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
gold mother
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
amethyst temple
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
gold mother
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
White mischievous puppy brunch
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
out-of-control den foreskin
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
amethyst temple
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
out-of-control den foreskin
  01/25/16
Lmao
primrose double fault lodge
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
White mischievous puppy brunch
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Ocher friendly grandma filthpig
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
White mischievous puppy brunch
  01/25/16
lmao true
amethyst temple
  01/25/16
...
impressive business firm wagecucks
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...
bisexual native liquid oxygen
  12/26/17
Haha
Aqua Boyish Sneaky Criminal
  03/19/20
...
out-of-control den foreskin
  01/25/16
...
Chocolate hilarious public bath
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Medicated pea-brained national
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
sickened soggy roommate
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Jet blood rage gay wizard
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
green bateful area toilet seat
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
White mischievous puppy brunch
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
exciting emerald queen of the night
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Disrespectful institution
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Pink theatre fanboi
  06/03/19
oh no
mind-boggling bearded gunner incel
  08/08/19
LOL
twinkling school cafeteria windowlicker
  03/16/20
JFC
frum histrionic stage prole
  03/19/20
Update?
Crawly stimulating kitty cat mad cow disease
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Cream Site
  01/25/16
...
out-of-control den foreskin
  01/25/16
...
opaque nofapping property
  05/19/16
...
soul-stirring walnut piazza
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Hairless Flickering Church Building
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Chocolate hilarious public bath
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Hairless Flickering Church Building
  01/26/16
Cr
Chocolate hilarious public bath
  01/26/16
...
maize 180 legal warrant volcanic crater
  01/26/16
...
maize 180 legal warrant volcanic crater
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Hairless Flickering Church Building
  01/26/16
...
Shivering talented old irish cottage
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Saffron adventurous hairy legs point
  01/26/16
...
Saffron adventurous hairy legs point
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Tan Rigor
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
shaky principal's office
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
swashbuckling rehab reading party
  01/26/16
...
mauve aromatic step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Flirting fuchsia gaping persian
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
impressive business firm wagecucks
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Ocher friendly grandma filthpig
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
swashbuckling rehab reading party
  01/26/16
Lmfao
White mischievous puppy brunch
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Tan Rigor
  01/26/16
...
effete orange theater
  01/16/19
...
Aqua Boyish Sneaky Criminal
  03/16/20
...
Trip mewling twinkling uncleanness theater stage
  01/26/16
...
impressive business firm wagecucks
  01/26/16
...
mauve aromatic step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
...
opaque nofapping property
  03/28/16
...
Magical hunting ground office
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
know-it-all skinny woman hell
  01/26/16
...
White mischievous puppy brunch
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Azure Abode Potus
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Trip mewling twinkling uncleanness theater stage
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...
Brass tantric locale
  10/24/16
...
impressive business firm wagecucks
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Racy telephone
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
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...
Fragrant preventive strike crackhouse
  03/15/17
*applause*
Aphrodisiac adulterous hospital sex offender
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...
Light Deranged Kitchen
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...
exciting emerald queen of the night
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...
impressive business firm wagecucks
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Hairless Flickering Church Building
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
impressive business firm wagecucks
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
White mischievous puppy brunch
  01/26/16
...
Hairless Flickering Church Building
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Hairless Flickering Church Building
  01/26/16
...
Chocolate hilarious public bath
  01/26/16
...
Indecent nubile university messiness
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye
  01/26/16
Describe
Hairless Flickering Church Building
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Hairless Flickering Church Building
  01/26/16
...
impressive business firm wagecucks
  01/26/16
...
Indecent nubile university messiness
  01/26/16
Please be flame
White mischievous puppy brunch
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Ocher friendly grandma filthpig
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Titillating trailer park
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
naked dilemma
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Medicated pea-brained national
  01/26/16
Fuck
Titillating trailer park
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
soul-stirring walnut piazza
  01/26/16
cq's!
amethyst temple
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye
  01/26/16
...
frum histrionic stage prole
  03/19/20
...
Fragrant preventive strike crackhouse
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Wonderful Stead
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Azure Abode Potus
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Shivering talented old irish cottage
  01/26/16
...
White mischievous puppy brunch
  01/26/16
...
ivory mood tattoo
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Azure Abode Potus
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Indecent nubile university messiness
  01/26/16
...
naked dilemma
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Azure Abode Potus
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
swashbuckling rehab reading party
  01/26/16
...
mauve aromatic step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
...
maize 180 legal warrant volcanic crater
  01/23/17
...
Fragrant preventive strike crackhouse
  03/15/17
...
shaky principal's office
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
Hairless Flickering Church Building
  01/26/16
underrated
Brass tantric locale
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...
opaque nofapping property
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...
duck-like spectacular depressive
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
swollen razzle address marketing idea
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...
Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye
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...
impressive business firm wagecucks
  01/26/16
jfc
Ocher friendly grandma filthpig
  01/26/16
...
Peach appetizing corn cake genital piercing
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
swashbuckling rehab reading party
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
impressive business firm wagecucks
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye
  01/26/16
do u love it
impressive business firm wagecucks
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye
  01/26/16
...
fantasy-prone slippery parlor
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
swashbuckling rehab reading party
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye
  01/26/16
...
White mischievous puppy brunch
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Ocher friendly grandma filthpig
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Ocher friendly grandma filthpig
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
swashbuckling rehab reading party
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
Ocher friendly grandma filthpig
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye
  01/26/16
...
nibblets
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
Indigo pocket flask resort
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
Zippy topaz set personal credit line
  01/26/16
...
Titillating trailer park
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...
Trip mewling twinkling uncleanness theater stage
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
Indecent nubile university messiness
  01/26/16
...
soul-stirring walnut piazza
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
mauve aromatic step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
JFC
magenta school trump supporter
  01/26/16
180
Puce demanding stock car
  01/26/16
...
chest-beating codepig
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Titillating trailer park
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye
  01/26/16
...
Indigo pocket flask resort
  01/26/16
...
Indigo pocket flask resort
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Medicated pea-brained national
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Medicated pea-brained national
  01/26/16
...
Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Medicated pea-brained national
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Medicated pea-brained national
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
Medicated pea-brained national
  01/26/16
180 twist
White mischievous puppy brunch
  01/26/16
...
impressive business firm wagecucks
  01/26/16
THIS
Racy telephone
  01/26/16
...
Violent place of business
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
naked dilemma
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
Medicated pea-brained national
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
naked dilemma
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Medicated pea-brained national
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
naked dilemma
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Medicated pea-brained national
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
naked dilemma
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
Medicated pea-brained national
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
big hyperventilating space
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Medicated pea-brained national
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
big hyperventilating space
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
amethyst temple
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Medicated pea-brained national
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
naked dilemma
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Medicated pea-brained national
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Azure Abode Potus
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
Medicated pea-brained national
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
naked dilemma
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
Medicated pea-brained national
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
amethyst temple
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
really tough guy box office
  01/26/16
fucking damn
Zippy topaz set personal credit line
  01/26/16
...
Sooty Razzle-dazzle Hominid
  01/26/16
180
Underhanded station halford
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
Purple motley factory reset button
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
White mischievous puppy brunch
  01/27/16
...
soul-stirring walnut piazza
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Razzmatazz french chef pervert
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
candlestick maker
  05/19/16
repost please
Purple motley factory reset button
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
candlestick maker
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
nibblets
  01/26/16
tyft brother
Racy telephone
  01/26/16
...
impressive business firm wagecucks
  01/26/16
...
out-of-control den foreskin
  01/27/16
180.
opaque nofapping property
  01/27/16
...
Violent place of business
  01/29/16
...
galvanic corner son of senegal
  01/31/16
...
impressive business firm wagecucks
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
Jade ceo
  02/02/16
brave
White mischievous puppy brunch
  02/03/16
...
Crawly stimulating kitty cat mad cow disease
  02/22/16
...
impressive business firm wagecucks
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
Unholy Toaster Electric Furnace
  02/22/16
...
Purple motley factory reset button
  03/08/16
...
White mischievous puppy brunch
  09/27/16
...
White mischievous puppy brunch
  03/04/16
...
Ocher friendly grandma filthpig
  04/04/16
...
Beady-eyed henna nowag
  04/04/16
cr
swashbuckling rehab reading party
  04/20/16
...
Crawly stimulating kitty cat mad cow disease
  05/11/16
...
impressive business firm wagecucks
  05/11/16
...
White mischievous puppy brunch
  06/17/16
...
obsidian mental disorder
  09/27/16
...
Ocher friendly grandma filthpig
  10/21/16
mods please delete
soul-stirring walnut piazza
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
amethyst temple
  10/24/16
...
White mischievous puppy brunch
  10/24/16
i really like it here
candlestick maker
  10/24/16
...
galvanic corner son of senegal
  10/27/16
...
Bright Party Of The First Part
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
soul-stirring walnut piazza
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
White mischievous puppy brunch
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
Embarrassed to the bone ticket booth
  01/23/17
... ...
exciting emerald queen of the night
  01/23/17
...
White mischievous puppy brunch
  07/08/17
Lol
Unholy Toaster Electric Furnace
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
location
  01/16/19
...
Trip mewling twinkling uncleanness theater stage
  02/11/17
...
White mischievous puppy brunch
  03/13/17
...
Ocher friendly grandma filthpig
  03/15/17
...
Fragrant preventive strike crackhouse
  03/15/17
...
galvanic corner son of senegal
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
scourge upon the earth goyim
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
umber rambunctious dysfunction
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
frum histrionic stage prole
  06/01/17
...
brindle brethren
  06/01/17
...
opaque nofapping property
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
navy philosopher-king
  06/13/17
...
frum histrionic stage prole
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
Pale
  07/08/17
...
Snowy
  08/18/17
...
Ocher friendly grandma filthpig
  09/25/17
...
Titillating trailer park
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
soul-stirring walnut piazza
  10/27/17
...
arousing costumed center tank
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
outnumbered keepsake machete
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
White mischievous puppy brunch
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
outnumbered keepsake machete
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
Bright Party Of The First Part
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
  05/24/18
...
out-of-control den foreskin
  07/25/18
...
Titillating trailer park
  05/17/18
...
White mischievous puppy brunch
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
Copper fiercely-loyal striped hyena
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
White mischievous puppy brunch
  07/25/18
...
sable field
  07/25/18
...
Titillating trailer park
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
White mischievous puppy brunch
  01/16/19
...
soul-stirring walnut piazza
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
location
  01/16/19
Jfc
White mischievous puppy brunch
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
soul-stirring walnut piazza
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
gaming laptop
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
big hyperventilating space
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
swashbuckling rehab reading party
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
  01/17/19
...
Titillating trailer park
  04/08/19
...
ruddy mentally impaired
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
arousing costumed center tank
  04/09/19
...
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
White mischievous puppy brunch
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
carnelian partner
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
White mischievous puppy brunch
  06/03/19
...
soul-stirring walnut piazza
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Cobalt Jew Quadroon
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
  06/03/19
...
Trip mewling twinkling uncleanness theater stage
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
  08/08/19
...
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
Insanely creepy black woman
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
azn
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
Insanely creepy black woman
  08/12/19
...
Insanely creepy black woman
  03/16/20
...
nighttime community account private investor
  02/02/20
...
Ocher friendly grandma filthpig
  03/14/20
...
swashbuckling rehab reading party
  03/16/20
...
swashbuckling rehab reading party
  09/30/20
...
lavender faggot firefighter
  08/27/21
...
Ocher friendly grandma filthpig
  09/13/21
...
soul-stirring walnut piazza
  09/26/21
...
  10/11/21
...
Light Deranged Kitchen
  10/11/21
bump
swashbuckling rehab reading party
  03/12/22
...
Ocher friendly grandma filthpig
  01/05/23
...
Crawly stimulating kitty cat mad cow disease
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
Mint roast beef
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
buff generalized bond idiot
  10/13/23
...
White mischievous puppy brunch
  01/03/24
...
Titillating trailer park
  08/09/24
...
Crawly stimulating kitty cat mad cow disease
  07/28/25
...
Ozzie Canseco
  12/29/25
...
Kenneth Play
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
Rakeokc@mail.com
  12/29/25


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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: White mischievous puppy brunch

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: Flirting fuchsia gaping persian

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: maize 180 legal warrant volcanic crater

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Trip mewling twinkling uncleanness theater stage

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Ocher friendly grandma filthpig

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: seedy citrine shrine

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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Salmon Well-lubricated Kitty

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Ocher friendly grandma filthpig

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: amethyst temple

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: amethyst temple

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: thriller milk dog poop

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Salmon Well-lubricated Kitty

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Ocher friendly grandma filthpig

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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Salmon Well-lubricated Kitty

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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: White mischievous puppy brunch



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Indecent nubile university messiness

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: White mischievous puppy brunch

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: diverse stage

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: amethyst temple

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Author: stirring alpha

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Author: gold mother

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Author: White mischievous puppy brunch

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Medicated pea-brained national

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: amethyst temple

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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Disrespectful institution

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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Razzmatazz french chef pervert

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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
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Author: stubborn mexican range

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: frum histrionic stage prole

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: cracking godawful giraffe

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Fragrant preventive strike crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Beady-eyed henna nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Frisky lemon menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Honey-headed associate house

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Titillating trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: milky cruise ship sound barrier

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Violet learning disabled casino

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: alcoholic plaza

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: arousing costumed center tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: blue french juggernaut wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: ivory mood tattoo

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Laughsome bat-shit-crazy sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Lascivious dull tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Light Deranged Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: turquoise garrison background story

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Drab pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Shivering talented old irish cottage

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Translucent famous landscape painting meetinghouse

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Sooty Razzle-dazzle Hominid

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Purple motley factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: at-the-ready rebellious forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: out-of-control den foreskin

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: amethyst temple

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: out-of-control den foreskin

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: amethyst temple

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: out-of-control den foreskin

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: White mischievous puppy brunch

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: amethyst temple

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: White mischievous puppy brunch

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Azure Abode Potus

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: amethyst temple

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: out-of-control den foreskin

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Indecent nubile university messiness

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: out-of-control den foreskin

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Indecent nubile university messiness

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: out-of-control den foreskin

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Purple motley factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: sickened soggy roommate

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Carmine heady digit ratio death wish

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: floppy cuckoldry pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: White mischievous puppy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: frum histrionic stage prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: exciting emerald queen of the night

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: ivory mood tattoo

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: amethyst temple

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Vengeful red parlour

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: amethyst temple

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Racy telephone

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: out-of-control den foreskin

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Indecent nubile university messiness

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: amethyst temple

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: White mischievous puppy brunch

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Claret abnormal bawdyhouse weed whacker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: out-of-control den foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: amethyst temple

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: out-of-control den foreskin

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Flirting fuchsia gaping persian

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: bisexual native liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: gold mother

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: gold mother

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: out-of-control den foreskin

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: gold mother

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: amethyst temple

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: gold mother

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: amethyst temple

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: gold mother

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: White mischievous puppy brunch

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: out-of-control den foreskin

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: amethyst temple

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: out-of-control den foreskin

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: primrose double fault lodge

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: White mischievous puppy brunch

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Ocher friendly grandma filthpig

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: White mischievous puppy brunch

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: amethyst temple

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: impressive business firm wagecucks



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: bisexual native liquid oxygen



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Aqua Boyish Sneaky Criminal

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: out-of-control den foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Chocolate hilarious public bath



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Medicated pea-brained national

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: sickened soggy roommate

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Jet blood rage gay wizard

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: green bateful area toilet seat

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: White mischievous puppy brunch

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: exciting emerald queen of the night

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Disrespectful institution

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Pink theatre fanboi

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: mind-boggling bearded gunner incel

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: twinkling school cafeteria windowlicker

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: frum histrionic stage prole

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Crawly stimulating kitty cat mad cow disease

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Cream Site

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: out-of-control den foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: opaque nofapping property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: soul-stirring walnut piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Hairless Flickering Church Building

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Chocolate hilarious public bath

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Hairless Flickering Church Building

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Chocolate hilarious public bath

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: maize 180 legal warrant volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: maize 180 legal warrant volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Hairless Flickering Church Building

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Shivering talented old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Saffron adventurous hairy legs point

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Saffron adventurous hairy legs point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Tan Rigor

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: shaky principal's office

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: swashbuckling rehab reading party

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: mauve aromatic step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Flirting fuchsia gaping persian

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: impressive business firm wagecucks

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Ocher friendly grandma filthpig

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: swashbuckling rehab reading party

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: White mischievous puppy brunch

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Tan Rigor

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: effete orange theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Aqua Boyish Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Trip mewling twinkling uncleanness theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: impressive business firm wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: mauve aromatic step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: opaque nofapping property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: know-it-all skinny woman hell

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: White mischievous puppy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Azure Abode Potus

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Trip mewling twinkling uncleanness theater stage

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Brass tantric locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: impressive business firm wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Racy telephone

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: bull headed rose lay

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Fragrant preventive strike crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac adulterous hospital sex offender

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Light Deranged Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: exciting emerald queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: impressive business firm wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Hairless Flickering Church Building

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: impressive business firm wagecucks

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: White mischievous puppy brunch

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Hairless Flickering Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Hairless Flickering Church Building

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Chocolate hilarious public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Indecent nubile university messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Hairless Flickering Church Building

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Hairless Flickering Church Building

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: impressive business firm wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Indecent nubile university messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: White mischievous puppy brunch

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Ocher friendly grandma filthpig

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Titillating trailer park

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: naked dilemma

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Medicated pea-brained national

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Titillating trailer park

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring walnut piazza

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: amethyst temple

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: frum histrionic stage prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Fragrant preventive strike crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Wonderful Stead

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Azure Abode Potus

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Shivering talented old irish cottage

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: White mischievous puppy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: ivory mood tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Azure Abode Potus

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Indecent nubile university messiness

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: naked dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Azure Abode Potus

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: swashbuckling rehab reading party

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: mauve aromatic step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: maize 180 legal warrant volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Fragrant preventive strike crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: shaky principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Hairless Flickering Church Building

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Brass tantric locale

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: opaque nofapping property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: duck-like spectacular depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: swollen razzle address marketing idea

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: impressive business firm wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Ocher friendly grandma filthpig

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Peach appetizing corn cake genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling rehab reading party

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: impressive business firm wagecucks

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: impressive business firm wagecucks

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: fantasy-prone slippery parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling rehab reading party

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: White mischievous puppy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Ocher friendly grandma filthpig

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Ocher friendly grandma filthpig

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: swashbuckling rehab reading party

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Ocher friendly grandma filthpig

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author:  nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Indigo pocket flask resort

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Zippy topaz set personal credit line

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Titillating trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Trip mewling twinkling uncleanness theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Indecent nubile university messiness

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: soul-stirring walnut piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: mauve aromatic step-uncle's house

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author:  magenta school trump supporter

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Puce demanding stock car

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author:  chest-beating codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Titillating trailer park

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Indigo pocket flask resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Indigo pocket flask resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Medicated pea-brained national

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Medicated pea-brained national

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Medicated pea-brained national

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Medicated pea-brained national

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Medicated pea-brained national

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: White mischievous puppy brunch

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: impressive business firm wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Racy telephone

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Violent place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: naked dilemma

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Medicated pea-brained national

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: naked dilemma

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Medicated pea-brained national

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: naked dilemma

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Medicated pea-brained national

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: naked dilemma

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Medicated pea-brained national

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: big hyperventilating space

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Medicated pea-brained national

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: big hyperventilating space

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: amethyst temple

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Medicated pea-brained national

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: naked dilemma

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Medicated pea-brained national

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Azure Abode Potus

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Medicated pea-brained national

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: naked dilemma

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Medicated pea-brained national

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: amethyst temple

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author:  really tough guy box office

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Zippy topaz set personal credit line

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Sooty Razzle-dazzle Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Underhanded station halford

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Purple motley factory reset button

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: White mischievous puppy brunch

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: soul-stirring walnut piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Razzmatazz french chef pervert

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author:  candlestick maker

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Purple motley factory reset button

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Cerebral cerise sanctuary round eye

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author:  candlestick maker

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author:  nibblets

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Racy telephone

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: impressive business firm wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: out-of-control den foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: opaque nofapping property

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Violent place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: galvanic corner son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: impressive business firm wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Jade ceo

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: White mischievous puppy brunch

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Crawly stimulating kitty cat mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: impressive business firm wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Unholy Toaster Electric Furnace

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Purple motley factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: White mischievous puppy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: White mischievous puppy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Ocher friendly grandma filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Beady-eyed henna nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: swashbuckling rehab reading party

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Crawly stimulating kitty cat mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: impressive business firm wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: White mischievous puppy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author:  obsidian mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Ocher friendly grandma filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: soul-stirring walnut piazza

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: amethyst temple

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: White mischievous puppy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author:  candlestick maker

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: galvanic corner son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Bright Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: soul-stirring walnut piazza

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: White mischievous puppy brunch

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone ticket booth

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: exciting emerald queen of the night

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: White mischievous puppy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Unholy Toaster Electric Furnace

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author:  location

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Trip mewling twinkling uncleanness theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: White mischievous puppy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Ocher friendly grandma filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Fragrant preventive strike crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: galvanic corner son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author:  scourge upon the earth goyim

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: umber rambunctious dysfunction

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: frum histrionic stage prole

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: brindle brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: opaque nofapping property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: navy philosopher-king

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: frum histrionic stage prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Pale

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Snowy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Ocher friendly grandma filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Titillating trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring walnut piazza

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: arousing costumed center tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: outnumbered keepsake machete

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: White mischievous puppy brunch

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: outnumbered keepsake machete

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Bright Party Of The First Part

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: 

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: out-of-control den foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Titillating trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: White mischievous puppy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Copper fiercely-loyal striped hyena

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: White mischievous puppy brunch

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: sable field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Titillating trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: White mischievous puppy brunch

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: soul-stirring walnut piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author:  location

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: White mischievous puppy brunch

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: soul-stirring walnut piazza

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author:  gaming laptop

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: big hyperventilating space

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: 

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: 

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: swashbuckling rehab reading party

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: 

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Titillating trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: ruddy mentally impaired



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: arousing costumed center tank

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: 

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: White mischievous puppy brunch

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author:  carnelian partner

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: White mischievous puppy brunch

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: soul-stirring walnut piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Cobalt Jew Quadroon

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: 

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Trip mewling twinkling uncleanness theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: 

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Insanely creepy black woman

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author:  azn

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: Insanely creepy black woman

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: Insanely creepy black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: nighttime community account private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Ocher friendly grandma filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: swashbuckling rehab reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: swashbuckling rehab reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: lavender faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Ocher friendly grandma filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring walnut piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Light Deranged Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: swashbuckling rehab reading party

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Ocher friendly grandma filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Crawly stimulating kitty cat mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Mint roast beef

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author:  buff generalized bond idiot

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: White mischievous puppy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Titillating trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Crawly stimulating kitty cat mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Ã#49547993)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Rakeokc@mail.com

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

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