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I write haiku to emotionally process bad dates

Met a hung black kid Turned out to be a crackhead Paid...
Claret Rigpig
  11/04/16
Sometimes I pretend To lose my wallet at lunch When I ...
Claret Rigpig
  11/04/16
...
carnelian frozen chapel
  11/04/16
Fat gross old man said I was cute enough for him. Gros...
Claret Rigpig
  11/04/16
I miss GOM
Deep floppy turdskin
  11/04/16
My college boyfriend Left me for an idiot. Thought I w...
Claret Rigpig
  11/04/16
Sometimes asian guys Are cool but mostly they suck Not...
Claret Rigpig
  11/04/16
Alone at 30 Then I met a gassy shrew Please God kill m...
scarlet station immigrant
  11/04/16
Got into fistfight With deranged Georgetown yuppie Fro...
Claret Rigpig
  11/04/16
I don't mind fat guys But only if they are tops Fat gu...
Claret Rigpig
  11/04/16
...
sticky idiot
  10/05/19
Friday night. Married. Want to sneak out and get high ...
Claret Rigpig
  11/04/16
Nine inch dick? Where did You buy that measuring tape? ...
Claret Rigpig
  11/04/16
Pot doesn't do much For me. But if you want to do pop...
Claret Rigpig
  11/04/16
Went to the movies. Date's conversation was bad. Thoug...
Claret Rigpig
  11/04/16
Why were you trying to talk during a movie?
scarlet station immigrant
  11/04/16
First dates are awkward. Talk to get to know person. T...
Claret Rigpig
  11/04/16
I think that next time Maybe pick a restaurant Instead...
scarlet station immigrant
  11/04/16
gay
Peach Roast Beef
  11/04/16
these are 180 bro
carnelian frozen chapel
  11/04/16
...
A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:
  03/05/26
Stay away from my Husband, texted the trashy Jealous ...
Claret Rigpig
  11/04/16
keep doing these, they're pretty good
Concupiscible amethyst base
  11/04/16
Pat Benatar hair Does not look good on a man. But he w...
Claret Rigpig
  11/04/16
Why do black people Always live with their grandma? Fu...
Claret Rigpig
  11/04/16
Twenty-eight is an Awkward age for father son Incest r...
Claret Rigpig
  11/04/16
Put your goddamn cat Outside while we fool around. It'...
Claret Rigpig
  11/04/16
That beach used to be Fun, but now the cops drive through...
Claret Rigpig
  11/04/16
Old man with neck brace Just lie there and I'll blow you....
Claret Rigpig
  11/04/16
2847372983
pearl heady mediation mental disorder
  11/04/16
Blind guys are better Than deaf guys in bed. I think ...
Claret Rigpig
  11/04/16
Some quality out of office messages here
Deep floppy turdskin
  11/04/16
...
pearl heady mediation mental disorder
  11/04/16
...
Claret Rigpig
  11/05/16
...
Zombie-like Razzle Karate Crotch
  10/05/19
...
sticky idiot
  10/05/19
...
A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:
  03/05/26
Do you have AIDS? No? Great! Let's fuck without condoms...
Claret Rigpig
  11/05/16
Why didn't he call? He seemed like such a good guy. Am...
Claret Rigpig
  11/05/16
You are not elite. Snobbery is middle class. You're ju...
Claret Rigpig
  11/05/16
180 thread
Buff Harsh Mother
  10/05/19
...
Frutiger Aero
  03/05/26
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A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:
  03/05/26


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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Claret Rigpig

Met a hung black kid

Turned out to be a crackhead

Paid him to get lost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#31804652)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Claret Rigpig

Sometimes I pretend

To lose my wallet at lunch

When I date a Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#31804655)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:14 PM
Author: carnelian frozen chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#31804658)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:16 PM
Author: Claret Rigpig

Fat gross old man said

I was cute enough for him.

Gross old man, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#31804674)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Deep floppy turdskin

I miss GOM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#31804720)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:18 PM
Author: Claret Rigpig

My college boyfriend

Left me for an idiot.

Thought I was no fun



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#31804678)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:18 PM
Author: Claret Rigpig

Sometimes asian guys

Are cool but mostly they suck

Not in a good way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#31804683)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: scarlet station immigrant

Alone at 30

Then I met a gassy shrew

Please God kill me now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#31804689)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Claret Rigpig

Got into fistfight

With deranged Georgetown yuppie

From the internet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#31804690)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:21 PM
Author: Claret Rigpig

I don't mind fat guys

But only if they are tops

Fat guy butt is yuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#31804699)



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Date: October 5th, 2019 10:29 PM
Author: sticky idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#38935462)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:23 PM
Author: Claret Rigpig

Friday night. Married.

Want to sneak out and get high

Cruise through Latin hood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#31804703)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:25 PM
Author: Claret Rigpig

Nine inch dick? Where did

You buy that measuring tape?

Sears, Roebuck & Co.?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#31804715)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Claret Rigpig

Pot doesn't do much

For me. But if you want to

do poppers that's cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#31804729)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:32 PM
Author: Claret Rigpig

Went to the movies.

Date's conversation was bad.

Thought talking was rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#31804758)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:33 PM
Author: scarlet station immigrant

Why were you trying to talk during a movie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#31804763)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:35 PM
Author: Claret Rigpig

First dates are awkward.

Talk to get to know person.

Too bad, film patrons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#31804773)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:37 PM
Author: scarlet station immigrant

I think that next time

Maybe pick a restaurant

Instead of a film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#31804785)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:38 PM
Author: Peach Roast Beef

gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#31804792)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:39 PM
Author: carnelian frozen chapel

these are 180 bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#31804800)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#49718711)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Claret Rigpig

Stay away from my

Husband, texted the trashy

Jealous lolwoman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#31805405)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 9:20 PM
Author: Concupiscible amethyst base

keep doing these, they're pretty good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#31805428)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: Claret Rigpig

Pat Benatar hair

Does not look good on a man.

But he was nice guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#31805473)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Claret Rigpig

Why do black people

Always live with their grandma?

Fuck in the back room.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#31805495)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 9:33 PM
Author: Claret Rigpig

Twenty-eight is an

Awkward age for father son

Incest roleplay fans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#31805522)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 9:41 PM
Author: Claret Rigpig

Put your goddamn cat

Outside while we fool around.

It's creeping me out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#31805569)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Claret Rigpig

That beach used to be

Fun, but now the cops drive through.

Get a life, dumb cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#31805610)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:30 PM
Author: Claret Rigpig

Old man with neck brace

Just lie there and I'll blow you.

Now my neck hurts too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#31806149)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: pearl heady mediation mental disorder

2847372983

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#31806170)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Claret Rigpig

Blind guys are better

Than deaf guys in bed. I think

Only sluts know this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#31806171)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: Deep floppy turdskin

Some quality out of office messages here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#31806230)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:46 PM
Author: pearl heady mediation mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#31806236)



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Date: November 5th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: Claret Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#31807903)



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Date: October 5th, 2019 10:19 PM
Author: Zombie-like Razzle Karate Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#38935434)



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Date: October 5th, 2019 10:31 PM
Author: sticky idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#38935467)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#49718715)



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Date: November 5th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Claret Rigpig

Do you have AIDS? No?

Great! Let's fuck without condoms.

Hey! How'd I get AIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#31806358)



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Date: November 5th, 2016 12:43 PM
Author: Claret Rigpig

Why didn't he call?

He seemed like such a good guy.

Am I just a hole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#31808323)



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Date: November 5th, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: Claret Rigpig

You are not elite.

Snobbery is middle class.

You're just an asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#31808970)



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Date: October 5th, 2019 10:19 PM
Author: Buff Harsh Mother

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#38935427)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: Frutiger Aero



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#49718716)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2Ã#49719520)