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OH GOD, OH-
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MFCR alert
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Prole tell!
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the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Razzmatazz hominid
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Erotic Marketing Idea
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Honey-headed theater stage
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emergency money
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You’re poor
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Exhilarant Mewling Useless Brakes
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
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arrogant deranged parlour feces
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I just got one of these too FML
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How poor are you fuckers?
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As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Exhilarant Mewling Useless Brakes
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
chrome house
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
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  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
idiotic saffron hell
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Exhilarant Mewling Useless Brakes
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I have like $40k in mine ljl
Galvanic Self-absorbed Office Deer Antler
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great thread
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gaped field
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i love men
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  09/14/23
How are you this poor
salmon cruise ship roast beef
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
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  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
tripping racy trailer park
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I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Exhilarant Mewling Useless Brakes
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The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Exhilarant Mewling Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Exhilarant Mewling Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Exhilarant Mewling Useless Brakes

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: laughsome yellow whorehouse french chef

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: gaped field



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Erotic Marketing Idea

LJL @ poors

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Vibrant magical plaza coldplay fan



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: maniacal cerise community account den

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Honey-headed theater stage

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Slimy Plum Native Laser Beams



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Razzmatazz hominid

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Erotic Marketing Idea

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Honey-headed theater stage

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Erotic Marketing Idea

emergency money

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: arrogant deranged parlour feces



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: sickened cyan church



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: sickened cyan church



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (🇺🇸 🇵🇱)

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Mustard bespoke place of business

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Exhilarant Mewling Useless Brakes

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: salmon cruise ship roast beef

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: arrogant deranged parlour feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: maniacal cerise community account den

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Exhilarant Mewling Useless Brakes

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Slimy Plum Native Laser Beams

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Exhilarant Mewling Useless Brakes

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: chrome house

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Exhilarant Mewling Useless Brakes

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: idiotic saffron hell

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Exhilarant Mewling Useless Brakes

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Galvanic Self-absorbed Office Deer Antler

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: aromatic nudist trust fund therapy

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Exhilarant Mewling Useless Brakes

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Exhilarant Mewling Useless Brakes

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: gaped field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: aromatic nudist trust fund therapy

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Exhilarant Mewling Useless Brakes

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Exhilarant Mewling Useless Brakes

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: salmon cruise ship roast beef

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Exhilarant Mewling Useless Brakes

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: tripping racy trailer park

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Exhilarant Mewling Useless Brakes

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant Mewling Useless Brakes

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Exhilarant Mewling Useless Brakes

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#49264493)