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Man from Pompeii died while masturbating: forever preserved that way

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she’s been dead for over two years
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i meant to post this in another thread but like it more here
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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:14 PM
Author: Vibrant saffron indirect expression

https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/dfc9cea4-137b-440f-aa8c-5a16d7cb4f4d

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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:19 PM
Author: Hyperactive Indian Lodge Really Tough Guy

It's highly unlikely that our protagonist actually died midway through some action.

The gas and ash may have caused asphyxiation. Or it may have killed Pompeii’s residents with a thermal shock that rapidly cooked their bodies. This causes instant muscle stiffening, known as cadaveric shock - which would explain the apparent grasping poses seen in many of Pompeii’s victims.

“The individual in the photo is an adult man, killed by the hot pyroclastic surge, with both arms and legs flexed due to the heat,” says Dr Petrone, a volcanologist who’s been studying the Vesuvius victims for 25 years.

“Most of the human victims found in Pompeii often show ‘strange’ position of arms and legs, due to the contraction of limbs as a consequence of the heat effect on their bodies after death occurred,” he told The Daily Dot.

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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:15 PM
Author: talented national friendly grandma

the eternal coomer

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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:16 PM
Author: orange contagious kitchen brethren



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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:44 PM
Author: Sticky Lettuce Brunch



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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:14 PM
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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:44 PM
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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:57 AM
Author: sable bat-shit-crazy whorehouse



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: Gay yapping jewess faggot firefighter



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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:34 PM
Author: Vibrant saffron indirect expression



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Date: March 7th, 2020 11:46 AM
Author: Galvanic Garrison Trust Fund



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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: Thirsty newt mental disorder

(guy who thinks McConnell won't ram through a replacement if Ginsburg dies in mid-October)

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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:43 PM
Author: Opaque razzle codepig



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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:45 PM
Author: Sticky Lettuce Brunch

she’s been dead for over two years

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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:46 PM
Author: Thirsty newt mental disorder

i meant to post this in another thread but like it more here

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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:14 PM
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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: Big gas station hunting ground



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:21 PM
Author: Dashing Church

incredible foresight

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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:25 PM
Author: Hideous water buffalo toaster



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:59 AM
Author: bespoke canary field windowlicker



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:34 AM
Author: Laughsome plaza coldplay fan



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:35 AM
Author: Laughsome plaza coldplay fan



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:53 AM
Author: Smoky dingle berry

um

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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:43 AM
Author: Soul-stirring mad cow disease round eye



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:47 AM
Author: House-broken Salmon Masturbator



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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:04 PM
Author: hairraiser stubborn community account



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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:19 PM
Author: Hyperactive Indian Lodge Really Tough Guy

It's highly unlikely that our protagonist actually died midway through some action.

The gas and ash may have caused asphyxiation. Or it may have killed Pompeii’s residents with a thermal shock that rapidly cooked their bodies. This causes instant muscle stiffening, known as cadaveric shock - which would explain the apparent grasping poses seen in many of Pompeii’s victims.

“The individual in the photo is an adult man, killed by the hot pyroclastic surge, with both arms and legs flexed due to the heat,” says Dr Petrone, a volcanologist who’s been studying the Vesuvius victims for 25 years.

“Most of the human victims found in Pompeii often show ‘strange’ position of arms and legs, due to the contraction of limbs as a consequence of the heat effect on their bodies after death occurred,” he told The Daily Dot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Ã#39711719)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Flickering Silver Resort

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2020/11/Italy-Pompeii-Ancient-Bodies.jpg

https://nypost.com/2020/11/21/two-male-bodies-master-and-slave-unearthed-in-ruins-of-pompeii/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Ã#41413079)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:39 AM
Author: sable bat-shit-crazy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Ã#41414547)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:22 PM
Author: Dun Rough-skinned Cruise Ship

Why are scientists such fucking killjoys? How many times and with what sort of validity/reliability has this guy tested his theory for examining 2000 year old remains to distinguish whether a dude was jacking off or just chilling when he got hit by a wall of lava?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Ã#41413097)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:37 AM
Author: hairraiser stubborn community account

Exactly. There must be a reputable nude scientist out there who can explain this man's heroic, if unsuccessful, effort to conquer the flames and ash by BLASTING it with his straight as fuckkk CUMHOSE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Ã#41414296)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:41 AM
Author: Pink bearded shrine pozpig



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Date: September 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Muscadine wine



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:24 PM
Author: Spectacular heaven

I didn't realise that these were so well-preserved. Shouldn't we be able to tell from their phenotypes if the ancient Romans were actually Italian in the modern sense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Ã#41413109)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: sable bat-shit-crazy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Ã#41414544)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:39 AM
Author: Navy jet-lagged generalized bond library

High T move

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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:04 AM
Author: Maize black woman tattoo

Twist: He was masturbating, and he started when he saw the volcano blow. Couldn't beat the buzzer, unfortunately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Ã#41414399)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:19 AM
Author: gold idea he suggested

Cr, he knew he was going to asphyxiate, and wanted to have an auto-erotic asphyxiation orgasm to echo in eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Ã#41414456)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: Big gas station hunting ground



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Date: September 29th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Rabbi Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑)



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