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NOTICE TO CERTAIN AUTOADMIT POSTERS RE “SPACE PORN” SLANDER

To be fair, Please be advised that the user commonly refe...
Bespoke Degenerate
  12/27/20
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  12/27/20
spaceporn, i DARE you to report me to the FBI. i DARE you. D...
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  12/27/20
also relevant: https://imgur.com/a/9ZZsHE8
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  12/28/20
wtf
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  12/28/20
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  12/28/20
Looks like a cyclops with two eyes
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  12/29/20
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  12/29/20
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why would his demand letter purport to later prove something...
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SP u r response?
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  12/28/20
To be fair, He agrees with all of this and you are now on...
Bespoke Degenerate
  12/28/20
are you trial or appellate counsel?
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  12/29/20
To be fair, Yes
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  12/28/20
i'm impressed he was able to hire claire as his counsel
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  12/29/20
this is an important message
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  12/29/20
175. You missed “Govern yourself accordingly.”
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i'm uncertain
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o no b nice 2 spaceporn
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180
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Date: December 27th, 2020 7:44 PM
Author: Bespoke Degenerate

To be fair,

Please be advised that the user commonly referred to here on the “AutoAdmit” message board as “spaceporn” (hereinafter, “SP”) expressly reserves the right to sue ANY “AutoAdmit” poster for slander who implies or claims on this message board that SP violently anally rapes his small prepubescent (biologically unrelated) adopted Asian son on a regular basis, until the poor child’s blown out, distended, badly bleeding anus ring has to be forcibly pushed back inside of his twitching spastic sphincter with both hands—or makes or “bumps” in approval any similar or related disgusting claims of pedophilia and/or rape involving SP.

SP stands prepared to affirmatively prove that none of that has ever happened in a court of law, and, for the avoidance of any confusion, he would like to make it abundantly clear that he is neither scared nor ashamed of potentially putting his real name out there as the plaintiff in a public lawsuit alleging that he (a ~50 year old attorney) has been the victim of an extensive and coordinated cyber bullying campaign at the hands of the mentally ill denizens of a widely infamously racist, homophobic, antisemitic, and misogynistic message board that he (admittedly somewhat strangely) has chosen to post on regularly for years on end—using various different monikers that he has selected from time to time (including but not limited to “spaceporn”) to regularly share intimate details of his family’s life with these same strangers notwithstanding their vicious harassment of him and their disgusting sexual comments about his minor son. In fact, SP would positively *invite* discovery in any such action, and would look forward to taking the matter all the way to its final conclusion in front of a jury, if necessary.

It’s a matter of principle.

Fair warning! Please “bump” in approval to acknowledge your receipt and understanding of this important notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41626546)



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Date: December 27th, 2020 7:45 PM
Author: cyan rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41626555)



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Date: December 27th, 2020 7:45 PM
Author: White Startled Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41626559)



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Date: December 27th, 2020 7:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed sapphire locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41626578)



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Date: December 27th, 2020 7:49 PM
Author: Dark hateful trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41626589)



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Date: December 27th, 2020 8:03 PM
Author: Bespoke Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41626633)



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Date: December 27th, 2020 10:38 PM
Author: titillating mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41627852)



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Date: December 27th, 2020 10:46 PM
Author: razzle charcoal circlehead gas station

spaceporn, i DARE you to report me to the FBI. i DARE you. DO IT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41627912)



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Date: December 27th, 2020 11:09 PM
Author: titillating mother

also relevant:

https://imgur.com/a/9ZZsHE8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41628078)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 10:47 PM
Author: Passionate crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41634674)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 10:50 PM
Author: Violet stubborn stage people who are hurt

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41634694)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 10:53 PM
Author: Very tactful odious library pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41634715)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 11:30 PM
Author: White Startled Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41634970)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 1:02 AM
Author: Passionate crackhouse

Looks like a cyclops with two eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41635513)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 1:03 AM
Author: titillating mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41635517)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 2:45 AM
Author: Infuriating Marvelous Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41635825)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: sooty foreskin

SP is a douche but we have one fucking rule that is selectively enforced.

Also, phenotype is real. I wonder what would happen if this dude was forced to LIFT HEAVY and eat like a warrior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41636186)



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Date: April 26th, 2021 11:45 PM
Author: Flatulent Pearly Alpha Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#42356456)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 3:16 PM
Author: Bespoke Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41631606)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 3:17 PM
Author: bipolar rose state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41631619)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 3:17 PM
Author: beady-eyed sapphire locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41631620)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 3:19 PM
Author: stirring den

why would his demand letter purport to later prove something? rather than say "i will show you that x never occurred" it's more apropos to poast "i will show that y did in fact occur." you just need that why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41631631)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 3:21 PM
Author: multi-colored coldplay fan office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41631644)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 3:22 PM
Author: tan gaming laptop dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41631657)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 3:24 PM
Author: Saffron Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41631666)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 5:36 PM
Author: sooty foreskin

SP u r response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41632634)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 7:18 PM
Author: Bespoke Degenerate

To be fair,

He agrees with all of this and you are now on notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41633292)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 2:48 AM
Author: stirring den

are you trial or appellate counsel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41635828)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 12:13 PM
Author: Bespoke Degenerate

To be fair,

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41637181)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 7:18 PM
Author: judgmental private investor death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41633295)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 7:22 PM
Author: Alcoholic idiotic temple juggernaut

i'm impressed he was able to hire claire as his counsel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41633307)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 7:23 PM
Author: lake rebellious jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41633321)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 7:30 PM
Author: titillating mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41633362)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 4:23 AM
Author: Vigorous Copper Senate Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41635903)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 10:49 PM
Author: Violet stubborn stage people who are hurt

this is an important message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41634688)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 11:00 PM
Author: lascivious trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41634755)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 1:06 AM
Author: Excitant rusted affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41635537)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 2:14 AM
Author: Walnut aphrodisiac kitchen roommate

175. You missed “Govern yourself accordingly.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41635759)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 12:14 PM
Author: Bespoke Degenerate

To be fair,

Ty—this is why I still keep you around as an “Of Counsel” with no equity stake and little job security after all of these years. Legal Eagle!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41637183)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 2:20 AM
Author: Smoky Federal Factory Reset Button

i'm uncertain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41635774)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: lemon mediation

o no b nice 2 spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41635834)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 3:37 AM
Author: purple yapping really tough guy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41635882)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 4:10 AM
Author: motley impressive police squad

He actually looks perfectly fine in that outdoors hiking shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41635898)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 9:59 AM
Author: Passionate crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41636293)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 12:19 PM
Author: Bespoke Degenerate

To be fair,

Postscript: Please direct any questions that you have on this topic to me, rather than my client. I have advised him not to poast in this thread at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41637231)



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Date: December 30th, 2020 2:07 PM
Author: Bespoke Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41645383)



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Date: December 31st, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: Passionate crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#41649871)



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Date: April 26th, 2021 10:40 AM
Author: Crimson irradiated area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#42351500)



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Date: April 26th, 2021 11:25 PM
Author: Bespoke Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#42356343)



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Date: April 26th, 2021 11:33 PM
Author: Alcoholic idiotic temple juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#42356406)



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Date: April 26th, 2021 11:46 PM
Author: Flatulent Pearly Alpha Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#42356463)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: Bespoke Degenerate



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Date: May 13th, 2021 10:17 PM
Author: Crimson irradiated area



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:29 AM
Author: Alcoholic idiotic temple juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#42459509)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:52 AM
Author: beady-eyed sapphire locus

I look forward to discovery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Ã#42459535)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 12:42 PM
Author: Buck-toothed nighttime faggotry



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Date: July 1st, 2021 10:15 AM
Author: Buck-toothed nighttime faggotry



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Date: July 1st, 2021 10:26 AM
Author: Vigorous Copper Senate Brethren



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Bespoke Degenerate



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