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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen. ...
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Laughing my fuckin ass off
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM
Author: submissive patrolman

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.

He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”

He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”

The jury’s jaw dropped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45736855)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM
Author: Rose marketing idea hairy legs

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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM
Author: submissive patrolman

Laughing my fuckin ass off

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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM
Author: greedy gay fanboi haunted graveyard

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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM
Author: submissive patrolman

Holy shit

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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM
Author: Balding topaz parlour son of senegal

alright, im a tranny advocate now

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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM
Author: Thriller Meetinghouse Sandwich

anyone still doubt that trannies are men?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45738984)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: Rose marketing idea hairy legs

everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting

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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM
Author: Thriller Meetinghouse Sandwich

so you agree that you’re a man? cool

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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM
Author: Rose marketing idea hairy legs

(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes

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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM
Author: Thriller Meetinghouse Sandwich

It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739151)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: Rose marketing idea hairy legs

more than u are, yes

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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM
Author: Provocative rusted cuckoldry

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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM
Author: purple free-loading point pocket flask

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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM
Author: slippery orchestra pit

SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180

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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: galvanic psychic main people



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: Heady chestnut station sound barrier

The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.

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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: Cheese-eating amber hissy fit cuckold

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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM
Author: charismatic idiot fat ankles

QUotemo positivity

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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: galvanic psychic main people

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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: Boyish canary ticket booth

The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this

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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Balding topaz parlour son of senegal

it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47620882)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: Apoplectic Flushed Genital Piercing Hospital

when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever.

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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: Balding topaz parlour son of senegal



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: galvanic psychic main people

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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band



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