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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
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Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
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couple weeks ago. you?
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I can confirm.
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: well-lubricated grizzly property

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Black space foreskin



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: Nighttime Talented Market Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Racy pea-brained field

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle drab business firm toilet seat

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Slimy tripping box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: buck-toothed feces

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Nighttime Talented Market Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Light beta kitchen immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Slimy tripping box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: demanding lodge rigor

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: Arousing base boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: slippery heady gas station

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Glittery gay crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: odious station headpube

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: Doobsian Onyx Indirect Expression Corner

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: Lime Theatre Turdskin

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Slimy tripping box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: Unholy background story

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: bistre stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: Yellow learning disabled french chef

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: Painfully honest coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: Insecure bisexual dopamine

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: bistre stag film

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: well-lubricated grizzly property

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Glittery gay crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: mentally impaired selfie heaven

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: Jet alcoholic azn

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: mentally impaired selfie heaven

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: Jet alcoholic azn

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Slimy tripping box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Wild messiness national

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: Floppy Puce Location

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: brilliant plaza degenerate



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Yellow learning disabled french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: well-lubricated grizzly property

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: Jet alcoholic azn

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: well-lubricated grizzly property

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: well-lubricated grizzly property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: slippery heady gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: chest-beating resort blood rage

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: mustard fragrant national security agency weed whacker

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: Nighttime Talented Market Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: Federal turquoise office

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: Jet alcoholic azn

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: slippery heady gas station

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: Federal turquoise office

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: slippery heady gas station

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: Federal turquoise office

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: slippery heady gas station



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: chest-beating resort blood rage

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Racy pea-brained field

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: chest-beating resort blood rage

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: rebellious public bath

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: Doobsian Onyx Indirect Expression Corner

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Federal turquoise office

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: rebellious public bath

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: brilliant plaza degenerate

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: Carmine range



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: brilliant plaza degenerate



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: arrogant water buffalo

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: Vivacious twinkling uncleanness



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Federal turquoise office



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Doobsian Onyx Indirect Expression Corner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#47548999)



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Author: Carmine range



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Author: Bright marvelous gay wizard



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Disgusting Theater

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: bossy pervert goal in life



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Slimy tripping box office



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: Doobsian Onyx Indirect Expression Corner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Ã#48360611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 6:29 PM
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