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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
Diverse university rigpig
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
Bistre hairraiser forum
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
Laughsome godawful half-breed
  03/02/24
...
Cobalt foreskin meetinghouse
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
Thriller at-the-ready gay wizard macaca
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
Bistre hairraiser forum
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
Thriller at-the-ready gay wizard macaca
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
Bistre hairraiser forum
  03/02/24
lmao
Garnet Church
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
lascivious casino
  03/03/24
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demanding boyish becky
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
Orchid racy house degenerate
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
Diverse university rigpig
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
Stimulating gaming laptop
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
Diverse university rigpig
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
Stimulating gaming laptop
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
Pontificating misanthropic volcanic crater
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
burgundy impressive yarmulke
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
Fighting Goal In Life Bawdyhouse
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
pink parlour antidepressant drug
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
Coiffed laser beams generalized bond
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
Concupiscible Clown
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
Rambunctious toilet seat telephone
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
abnormal aqua theater
  03/02/24
...
aquamarine stead
  03/02/24
...
Titillating Brindle Nibblets Knife
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
aquamarine stead
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
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  03/02/24
...
Garnet Church
  03/03/24
...
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  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
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  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
Diverse university rigpig
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
Violent Giraffe
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
Diverse university rigpig
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
Violent Giraffe
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
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  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
Thriller at-the-ready gay wizard macaca
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
Diverse university rigpig
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
yellow vengeful home fortuitous meteor
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
Diverse university rigpig
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
Irradiated Clear Stage
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
Brass toaster sneaky criminal
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
Diverse university rigpig
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
Bateful business firm jap
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
pink parlour antidepressant drug
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
burgundy impressive yarmulke
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
Rambunctious toilet seat telephone
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
Pontificating misanthropic volcanic crater
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
Rambunctious toilet seat telephone
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
disgusting insecure area shitlib
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
onyx orchestra pit
  03/03/24
"shit"
Concupiscible Clown
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
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  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
floppy jewess puppy
  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
adventurous crawly twinkling uncleanness
  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
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  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
onyx orchestra pit
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
hilarious cerebral scourge upon the earth double fault
  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
vivacious community account
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
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  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
light razzle-dazzle queen of the night market
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
Diverse university rigpig
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
confused wagecucks
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
Diverse university rigpig
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
Stimulating gaming laptop
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
Diverse university rigpig
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
Orchid racy house degenerate
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
onyx orchestra pit
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
Canary comical crackhouse gunner
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
Diverse university rigpig
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
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  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
Diverse university rigpig
  03/11/24
...
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  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
Pontificating misanthropic volcanic crater
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
puce national patrolman
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
Rambunctious toilet seat telephone
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
Rambunctious toilet seat telephone
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
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  03/11/24
...
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  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
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  03/11/24
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demanding boyish becky
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
Diverse university rigpig
  03/12/24
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olive histrionic base
  03/12/24
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  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
Diverse university rigpig
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
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biannual ass blasting TP
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Damn daddy Godspeed
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  03/13/24
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Cobalt foreskin meetinghouse
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
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  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
puce national patrolman
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
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  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
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  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
vivacious community account
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
confused wagecucks
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
Mentally Impaired Menage Place Of Business
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
Diverse university rigpig
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
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  03/13/24
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  03/14/24
I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this t...
Diverse university rigpig
  03/16/24
I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your famil...
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  03/16/24
God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may no...
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
Diverse university rigpig
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
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  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
Cobalt foreskin meetinghouse
  03/16/24
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blue fragrant step-uncle's house
  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
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  03/16/24
be well and get well, brother.
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  03/16/24
Pulling for you
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Pontificating misanthropic volcanic crater
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
vivacious community account
  03/16/24
Good luck and godspeed, friend
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  03/16/24
we're all for you
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  03/16/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Diverse university rigpig

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Bistre hairraiser forum

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Laughsome godawful half-breed

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Cobalt foreskin meetinghouse



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Thriller at-the-ready gay wizard macaca

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: Bistre hairraiser forum

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Thriller at-the-ready gay wizard macaca

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Bistre hairraiser forum

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: Garnet Church

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: lascivious casino

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: demanding boyish becky



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Orchid racy house degenerate

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Diverse university rigpig

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Stimulating gaming laptop

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: Diverse university rigpig

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Stimulating gaming laptop

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Pontificating misanthropic volcanic crater

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: burgundy impressive yarmulke

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Fighting Goal In Life Bawdyhouse

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: pink parlour antidepressant drug

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Coiffed laser beams generalized bond

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Concupiscible Clown

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Rambunctious toilet seat telephone

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: abnormal aqua theater

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: aquamarine stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Titillating Brindle Nibblets Knife



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: aquamarine stead

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Titillating Brindle Nibblets Knife

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Garnet Church



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: frozen mind-boggling tanning salon



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: buff maniacal liquid oxygen internal respiration

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Diverse university rigpig

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Violent Giraffe

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Diverse university rigpig

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Violent Giraffe

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: brilliant awkward heaven hominid

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Thriller at-the-ready gay wizard macaca

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Diverse university rigpig

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: yellow vengeful home fortuitous meteor

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Diverse university rigpig

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: Irradiated Clear Stage

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Brass toaster sneaky criminal

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Diverse university rigpig

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Bateful business firm jap

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: pink parlour antidepressant drug

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: burgundy impressive yarmulke

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Rambunctious toilet seat telephone

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Pontificating misanthropic volcanic crater

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Rambunctious toilet seat telephone

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: disgusting insecure area shitlib

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: onyx orchestra pit

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Concupiscible Clown

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: sepia stirring public bath

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: floppy jewess puppy

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: adventurous crawly twinkling uncleanness

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: milky rigor

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: onyx orchestra pit

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: hilarious cerebral scourge upon the earth double fault

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: vivacious community account

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Snowy slimy old irish cottage rehab

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: light razzle-dazzle queen of the night market

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Diverse university rigpig

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: confused wagecucks

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Diverse university rigpig

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Stimulating gaming laptop

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Diverse university rigpig

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Orchid racy house degenerate

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: onyx orchestra pit

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: Canary comical crackhouse gunner

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: Diverse university rigpig

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: Canary comical crackhouse gunner

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Diverse university rigpig

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: blue fragrant step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Pontificating misanthropic volcanic crater

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: puce national patrolman

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Rambunctious toilet seat telephone

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: Rambunctious toilet seat telephone

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: Coiffed laser beams generalized bond

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: puce national patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Canary comical crackhouse gunner

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: swashbuckling abode striped hyena

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: demanding boyish becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47487296)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Diverse university rigpig

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: olive histrionic base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47487292)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: Cracking red depressive lay



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: Diverse university rigpig

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: pink parlour antidepressant drug

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: slate electric locale

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Menage Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47490611)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Slap-happy theatre masturbator

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: Cobalt foreskin meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47490901)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: slate electric locale

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: puce national patrolman

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: erotic sapphire temple pocket flask

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: hilarious cerebral scourge upon the earth double fault

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: vivacious community account

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: confused wagecucks

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Menage Place Of Business

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: Diverse university rigpig

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: burgundy impressive yarmulke

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Idiotic prole garrison



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: curious mood school cafeteria



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Chocolate Mad Cow Disease Digit Ratio



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: blue fragrant step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47492803)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: indecent massive church building

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: pink parlour antidepressant drug

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: Diverse university rigpig



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: slate electric locale

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: Diverse university rigpig

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: emerald useless coldplay fan

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: burgundy impressive yarmulke

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: Adulterous spectacular site



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Diverse university rigpig

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Cobalt foreskin meetinghouse

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: blue fragrant step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47499303)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: wine vibrant selfie lodge

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: 180 Turquoise School



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: odious duck-like potus

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: vermilion round eye death wish

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Pontificating misanthropic volcanic crater



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: vivacious community account

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: mustard set

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: olive histrionic base

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: maize nursing home sound barrier

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Slap-happy theatre masturbator

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: Canary comical crackhouse gunner

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: zippy office

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



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