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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
honey-headed sick cuck organic girlfriend
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Twisted depressive kitchen
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
puce police squad prole
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Azure razzle-dazzle karate
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Titillating Son Of Senegal
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
honey-headed sick cuck organic girlfriend
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Titillating Son Of Senegal
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Azure razzle-dazzle karate
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Titillating Son Of Senegal
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Azure razzle-dazzle karate
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Titillating Son Of Senegal
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Azure razzle-dazzle karate
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Titillating Son Of Senegal
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
honey-headed sick cuck organic girlfriend
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Titillating Son Of Senegal
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Azure razzle-dazzle karate
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Titillating Son Of Senegal
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Crimson pungent chapel
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Titillating Son Of Senegal
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Crimson pungent chapel
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Titillating Son Of Senegal
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Cerebral Parlour
  04/08/25
that's rude
Titillating Son Of Senegal
  04/08/25
...
honey-headed sick cuck organic girlfriend
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
buff marvelous house feces
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Azure razzle-dazzle karate
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Fiercely-loyal Coffee Pot Piazza
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Titillating Son Of Senegal
  04/08/25
...
honey-headed sick cuck organic girlfriend
  04/08/25
...
Titillating Son Of Senegal
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
honey-headed sick cuck organic girlfriend
  04/09/25
...
honey-headed sick cuck organic girlfriend
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
abnormal casino kitty
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Concupiscible cheese-eating theatre trump supporter
  04/09/25
Ty
Titillating Son Of Senegal
  04/09/25
...
Haunting Puppy Sweet Tailpipe
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
medicated idiot area
  04/09/25
...
Titillating Son Of Senegal
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Iridescent community account
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Titillating Son Of Senegal
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Titillating Son Of Senegal
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
hairraiser sex offender
  05/02/25
...
Titillating Son Of Senegal
  05/12/25
...
Titillating Son Of Senegal
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Titillating Son Of Senegal
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Concupiscible cheese-eating theatre trump supporter
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Titillating Son Of Senegal
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Crimson pungent chapel
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Titillating Son Of Senegal
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Crimson pungent chapel
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
French set fortuitous meteor
  06/03/25
...
Titillating Son Of Senegal
  06/26/25
OP?
Titillating Son Of Senegal
  06/27/25
...
Titillating Son Of Senegal
  07/09/25
...
Titillating Son Of Senegal
  07/31/25
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chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: honey-headed sick cuck organic girlfriend

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Twisted depressive kitchen

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: puce police squad prole

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Azure razzle-dazzle karate

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Titillating Son Of Senegal

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: honey-headed sick cuck organic girlfriend

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Titillating Son Of Senegal

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Azure razzle-dazzle karate

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Titillating Son Of Senegal

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Azure razzle-dazzle karate

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Titillating Son Of Senegal

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Azure razzle-dazzle karate

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Titillating Son Of Senegal

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: honey-headed sick cuck organic girlfriend

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Titillating Son Of Senegal

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Azure razzle-dazzle karate

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Titillating Son Of Senegal

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Crimson pungent chapel

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Titillating Son Of Senegal

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Crimson pungent chapel

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Titillating Son Of Senegal

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Cerebral Parlour

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Titillating Son Of Senegal

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: honey-headed sick cuck organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: buff marvelous house feces

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Azure razzle-dazzle karate

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Coffee Pot Piazza

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Titillating Son Of Senegal

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: honey-headed sick cuck organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Titillating Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: honey-headed sick cuck organic girlfriend

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: honey-headed sick cuck organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: abnormal casino kitty

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Concupiscible cheese-eating theatre trump supporter

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Titillating Son Of Senegal

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Haunting Puppy Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: medicated idiot area

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Titillating Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Iridescent community account

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Titillating Son Of Senegal

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Titillating Son Of Senegal

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: hairraiser sex offender

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Titillating Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Titillating Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Titillating Son Of Senegal

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Concupiscible cheese-eating theatre trump supporter

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Titillating Son Of Senegal

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Crimson pungent chapel

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Titillating Son Of Senegal

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Crimson pungent chapel

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: French set fortuitous meteor

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Titillating Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Titillating Son Of Senegal

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Titillating Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Titillating Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#49331552)