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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
frisky marvelous indian lodge
  12/08/25
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frisky marvelous indian lodge
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Carmine International Law Enforcement Agency Church Building
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
Titillating crackhouse
  12/12/25
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Trip Cuckold Meetinghouse
  12/17/25
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bateful embarrassed to the bone theater roommate
  12/17/25
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odious dopamine
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
Concupiscible mahogany church police squad
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
frisky marvelous indian lodge
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
Concupiscible mahogany church police squad
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
frisky marvelous indian lodge
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
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  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
frisky marvelous indian lodge
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Excitant coral market boltzmann
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
frisky marvelous indian lodge
  12/18/25
lol
Disgusting heady property
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Excitant coral market boltzmann
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frisky marvelous indian lodge
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
Trip Cuckold Meetinghouse
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
Comical Stage Preventive Strike
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
Disgusting heady property
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
Trip Cuckold Meetinghouse
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
Comical Stage Preventive Strike
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
Trip Cuckold Meetinghouse
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
stimulating field
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
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  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
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  12/17/25
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beady-eyed blue forum
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
frisky marvelous indian lodge
  12/17/25
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Cheese-eating aphrodisiac faggot firefighter
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
laughsome territorial university old irish cottage
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
Overrated native liquid oxygen
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
stimulating field
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
Overrated native liquid oxygen
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
stimulating field
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
Overrated native liquid oxygen
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
Shaky Citrine Feces Box Office
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
Comical Stage Preventive Strike
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
laughsome territorial university old irish cottage
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
Comical Stage Preventive Strike
  12/17/25
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Shaky Citrine Feces Box Office
  12/17/25
I am not!
laughsome territorial university old irish cottage
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
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  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: frisky marvelous indian lodge

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: frisky marvelous indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Carmine International Law Enforcement Agency Church Building

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Titillating crackhouse

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Trip Cuckold Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: bateful embarrassed to the bone theater roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: odious dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible mahogany church police squad

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: frisky marvelous indian lodge

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Concupiscible mahogany church police squad

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: frisky marvelous indian lodge

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: nudist hyperactive lay

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: frisky marvelous indian lodge

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Excitant coral market boltzmann

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: frisky marvelous indian lodge

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Disgusting heady property

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Excitant coral market boltzmann

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: frisky marvelous indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Trip Cuckold Meetinghouse

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Comical Stage Preventive Strike

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Disgusting heady property

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Trip Cuckold Meetinghouse

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Comical Stage Preventive Strike

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Trip Cuckold Meetinghouse

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: stimulating field

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: spectacular ultramarine regret

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: dashing sneaky criminal sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Translucent curious filthpig reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: razzle snowy genital piercing masturbator

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed blue forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: frisky marvelous indian lodge

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Cheese-eating aphrodisiac faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: laughsome territorial university old irish cottage

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Overrated native liquid oxygen

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: stimulating field

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Overrated native liquid oxygen

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: stimulating field

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Overrated native liquid oxygen

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Shaky Citrine Feces Box Office

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Comical Stage Preventive Strike

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: laughsome territorial university old irish cottage

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Comical Stage Preventive Strike

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Shaky Citrine Feces Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: laughsome territorial university old irish cottage

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Irradiated irate cruise ship

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518198)