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every time i get my cheap jew self to splurge on a $1-$5 pur...
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  12/23/25
i think about “I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU” and...
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diverse orchestra pit
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lol. same with every thanks email i send
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"THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU" anytime I ...
Sadistic address
  12/24/25
I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU
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  12/29/25
EVERY SINGLE TIME
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...
diverse orchestra pit
  01/17/26
I use the time-and-tested "I attach"
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Fighting Ocher School Useless Brakes
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i can't hear "gimme the beat boy" without thinking...
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Mewling Hot School Cafeteria
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Same for me with One Night in Big Rods and Stimmin' in Memph...
Motley Property
  12/23/25
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I never actually read the post. This year due to the anniv t...
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  12/23/25
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  12/24/25
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Fighting Ocher School Useless Brakes
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diverse orchestra pit
  01/04/26
"I'm Gay"
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"tp."
Purple razzmatazz national
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  12/23/25
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Mewling Hot School Cafeteria
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Purple razzmatazz national
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Scarlet station
  12/29/25
"My vertical crust."
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  12/23/25
Sometimes I'll randomly think of PN's snuggie and start laug...
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  12/23/25
I blurted out fuck my ass once at work
Titillating blue cruise ship
  12/23/25
same here with "nigger"
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  12/24/25
i say "fuck my ass" constantly irl around trustwor...
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  12/23/25
i frequently chuckle internally thinking about "who jus...
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BEHOLD THE ATTACHMENT tp
Purple razzmatazz national
  12/23/25
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WHO WILL STOP THE INSERT CINDERELLA TEAM JUGGERNAUT!? every ...
Motley Property
  12/23/25
lol i cant watch or discuss tennis IRL w/o thinking of xo li...
wonderful nubile meetinghouse death wish
  12/23/25
Yea, I forget normal people don't know who "Lance"...
Motley Property
  12/23/25
ofs. i use carlos alcatraz irl and that's one that ppl get i...
wonderful nubile meetinghouse death wish
  12/23/25
180 i made the first JUGGERNAUT thread about rutgers in 2006
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  12/23/25
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Motley Property
  12/23/25
this sounds historically accurate. i remember that. but didn...
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i have a couple lob friends that sold out to go work for the...
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  01/04/26
whenever im at a wedding, i imagine doobs grabbing the mic a...
histrionic turquoise brunch scourge upon the earth
  12/23/25
Probably why Earl didn't invite doobs to his wedding
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  12/23/25
Thanks!
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  12/23/25
Thanl!*
Motley Property
  12/23/25
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  12/31/25
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Any time I hear something really high brow witty I wonder if...
smoky mother
  12/23/25
WHOOOSHHH! and 180
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  12/23/25
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  12/23/25
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diverse orchestra pit
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  12/29/25
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  12/23/25
tp.
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  01/09/26
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  12/24/25
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I cannot look at a judge in robes without thinking "thu...
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  12/29/25
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  12/30/25
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  01/14/26
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  12/24/25
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Cowardly Famous Landscape Painting Sandwich
  12/24/25
tp
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  12/31/25
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Charismatic kitty cat
  12/29/25
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beady-eyed crusty trailer park double fault
  12/24/25
tp
Purple razzmatazz national
  12/31/25
...
diverse orchestra pit
  12/31/25
none, because I'm not a complete fucking loser
adventurous gold water buffalo internal respiration
  12/24/25
tp
Purple razzmatazz national
  12/24/25
Cmon. Everyone thinks about Tall Men.
smoky mother
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diverse orchestra pit
  12/29/25
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  12/24/25
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  12/29/25
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  12/31/25
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  12/24/25
"tp."
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diverse orchestra pit
  12/31/25
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  12/24/25
thank i have to go back and add an 's'
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  12/29/25
this was also boom
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  12/29/25
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This.
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  12/30/25
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: wonderful nubile meetinghouse death wish

every time i get my cheap jew self to splurge on a $1-$5 purchase, i quote CSLG to my wife about the best part of being rich (cf. his buying soda cup for water)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49534307)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Mewling Hot School Cafeteria

i think about “I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU” and “Behold, the attachment” basically every time I email a meaningful attachment

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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: diverse orchestra pit



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: wonderful nubile meetinghouse death wish

lol. same with every thanks email i send

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49534328)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: diverse orchestra pit



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: jade erotic personal credit line set



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: bateful translucent messiness



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: diverse orchestra pit



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Sadistic address

"THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU" anytime I interact with friends and colleagues still at firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49536587)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Charismatic kitty cat

I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU

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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:07 AM
Author: Fighting Ocher School Useless Brakes

EVERY SINGLE TIME

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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: diverse orchestra pit



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: sooty impressive roommate

I use the time-and-tested "I attach"

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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Charismatic kitty cat



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:07 AM
Author: Fighting Ocher School Useless Brakes



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: curious rehab karate

nature of the assignment

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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: diverse orchestra pit



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: curious rehab karate



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: diverse orchestra pit



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: jade erotic personal credit line set



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: diverse orchestra pit



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Purple razzmatazz national

tp

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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: diverse orchestra pit



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: hilarious magenta business firm dopamine



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: diverse orchestra pit



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: bearded cheese-eating pit

I love cum and cocks brother

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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Aquamarine gaped love of her life



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Dull mood

The one that went “NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER”

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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: jade erotic personal credit line set

i can't hear "gimme the beat boy" without thinking "gimme the beef boy." in fact, not flame, i just had to google the song to remember the real lyric.

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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: diverse orchestra pit



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Scarlet station



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: diverse orchestra pit



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Mewling Hot School Cafeteria



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Motley Property

Same for me with One Night in Big Rods and Stimmin' in Memphis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49534643)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: jade erotic personal credit line set

you gotta admit that the wreck of the cantor fitzgerald is goatus potus tier too. couldn't stop thinking about it recently because of the anniversary of the edmund fitzgerald.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49534655)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Motley Property

I never actually read the post. This year due to the anniv there was a ton of Edmund Fitzgerald meme'ing IRL though.

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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: jade erotic personal credit line set

it's poignant and heartwarming how that song resonates with men. we do share a cosmic fraternity that slimepits will never grasp.

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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: beady-eyed crusty trailer park double fault



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Filthy Lettuce Hospital



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Fighting Ocher School Useless Brakes

ran here

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Date: January 4th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: diverse orchestra pit



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: rose patrolman keepsake machete

"I'm Gay"



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: diverse orchestra pit



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: curious rehab karate



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Purple razzmatazz national

"tp."

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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: diverse orchestra pit



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Plum house

I practice constant vigilance around animals, especially groups of muskrats, raccoons, squirrels, beavers, platypuses, because of zeke.

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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: diverse orchestra pit

180

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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Mewling Hot School Cafeteria



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Purple razzmatazz national



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: Scarlet station



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Pale Abnormal Windowlicker Lodge

"My vertical crust."

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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: copper pisswyrm

Sometimes I'll randomly think of PN's snuggie and start laughing to myself like a lunatic.

I'm constantly thinking "fuck my ass", "I'm gay", and "nigger!" in response to everyday life.

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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Titillating blue cruise ship

I blurted out fuck my ass once at work

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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: sooty impressive roommate

same here with "nigger"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49537875)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: jade erotic personal credit line set

i say "fuck my ass" constantly irl around trustworthy people as a derivation of "i'm screwed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49534556)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: massive slate market knife

Twice she grounder her butthold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49534542)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Mustard pontificating toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49534760)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Purple razzmatazz national

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49551289)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Cerebral Irate Ratface Parlour

I always think of the "No way it's actually 6 mill-Hi, who just joined" posts when I dial into a zoom call early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49534600)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: jade erotic personal credit line set

i frequently chuckle internally thinking about "who just joined" *robot voice* "ASSFAGGOT"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49534613)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: Walnut Very Tactful Boistinker Theater

wrong CUM at CUMBANK, NIGGER pops out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49534617)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Purple razzmatazz national

BEHOLD THE ATTACHMENT tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49534628)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Walnut Very Tactful Boistinker Theater

*scrape, scrape, scrape*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49534631)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: Motley Property

WHO WILL STOP THE INSERT CINDERELLA TEAM JUGGERNAUT!? every cfb season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49534645)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: wonderful nubile meetinghouse death wish

lol i cant watch or discuss tennis IRL w/o thinking of xo lingo. i said something to my dad recently about tyrolean doobs and got a puzzled look.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49534753)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Motley Property

Yea, I forget normal people don't know who "Lance" Rafa Nadal or Lance Alcatraz are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49534761)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: wonderful nubile meetinghouse death wish

ofs. i use carlos alcatraz irl and that's one that ppl get irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49535454)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: histrionic turquoise brunch scourge upon the earth

180 i made the first JUGGERNAUT thread about rutgers in 2006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49534839)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Motley Property

89763247893264987342

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49534846)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: wonderful nubile meetinghouse death wish

this sounds historically accurate. i remember that. but didnt know it was you. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49535455)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: bronze effete volcanic crater

i have a couple lob friends that sold out to go work for the maine stream media

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49534712)



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Date: January 4th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: diverse orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49562315)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: histrionic turquoise brunch scourge upon the earth

whenever im at a wedding, i imagine doobs grabbing the mic and calling the groom a faggot

also at thanksgiving, doobs again, declaring the stuffing is mushy, reminding him of pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49534837)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: adventurous gold water buffalo internal respiration

Probably why Earl didn't invite doobs to his wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49534843)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Fighting Ocher School Useless Brakes

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49534852)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: histrionic turquoise brunch scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49534855)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Motley Property

Thanl!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49534856)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Geriatric black woman regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49552242)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Flirting Church Building Ceo

You should be thinking more about whether lettuce is faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49535430)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Multi-colored fluffy theatre rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49535433)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: jade erotic personal credit line set

relatedly, cannot go near a subway without thinking "dat too many lettuce"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49536685)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: smoky mother

Any time I hear something really high brow witty I wonder if FLW thought of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49535561)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: concupiscible yapping chapel

WHOOOSHHH! and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49535585)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Purple razzmatazz national

Woah, CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49535594)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: diverse orchestra pit

😽😽😽

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49535702)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Purple razzmatazz national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49537174)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: diverse orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49547910)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Abusive boltzmann

Concerned Dad here,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49535809)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Purple razzmatazz national

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49552243)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: diverse orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49552250)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Laughsome candlestick maker becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49576888)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: diverse orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49592642)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: citrine telephone

mostly BOM threads

CREAMING YOU GIRLFRIENDS PUSSY COLLEGE IS A FUCKING JOKE (TAKE OUT SOME MORE LOANS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!)

I want total chaos communism

I want to be beaten to death with baseball bat on tv

Etc

Theres also stuff like petro once did a series of posts on what it would be like to wake and bake and play bubble bobble as an 80s college student but those are much fuzzier memories where I can't actually recall what was posted

I think about the bizbort a lot and periodically bump like 30 threads from there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49536591)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: jade erotic personal credit line set

Getting close to applying a wrench to my forearm.

towards what end?

I'd say right about in the middle.

classic xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49536692)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: Cowardly Famous Landscape Painting Sandwich

Every time I make a mess I think “garbage man earn his pay today”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49537065)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: sooty impressive roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49537877)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: Charismatic kitty cat

I cannot look at a judge in robes without thinking "thugs in black dresses"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49548944)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: avocado dashing headpube corner

I think this every time I put disgusting shit in the trash lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49551280)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Motley Property

How you going to bring up boom and not mention house of horror or she's in adult gig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49537867)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: supple flesh nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49551284)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Charismatic kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49548941)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: brilliant plaza sneaky criminal

I've definitely used "we'll see what unfolds" and "pretty much anywhere we want" around my relatively normal friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49536595)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: hilarious magenta business firm dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49590188)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: diverse orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49590192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Underhanded pearly cuckold

Jew-Vax, Nig Riot, WWIII

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49536773)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Cowardly Famous Landscape Painting Sandwich

Fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49537064)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Purple razzmatazz national

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49552241)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: diverse orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49552253)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: balding theater stage

here’s the thing about peterman and doobs

when doobs struts into the flyin' j to get his shitpipe stuffed with man juice, everyone knows what's up. he's an old-timer by now. he's like the old motherly waitress/chef at the family-owned diner where you grew up — one look at you walking through the front door and, with a warm smile and nod, she gets cracking on your old regular order without a hitch, not having forgotten even though you haven't been there for five years. doobs knows all the johns by now, knows just how they like it, and comes ready to please. when the deed is done, the deed is done right, and everyone goes home happy — both the ginger with the brimming boipussy and the john with the emptied load. there's almost a semblance of respect in it all — everyone knows their place and puts their heads down to get the job done.

but peterman's new to this game. he scampers in like a bucking bull — arms akimbo, rosebud wide — pining uncontrollably for a heaping slab of man meat and a slurp of the ol' west virginia chowdah. no grace. no control. no self-respect. he comes in hungry as they come, but he's gotta learn how to please — and the johns gotta keep puttin' him in his place. a nice hard smack here and there. leave a beet red hand print on that ass so the next trucker knows that this boy's an ornery one. but he'll learn his way around a cock if it's the last thing he does — he's puttin' in hours at record pace, and the boys at the ol' j won't have it any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49537107)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Floppy pink garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49537125)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: Charismatic kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49548945)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed crusty trailer park double fault

Deals have to close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49537117)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Purple razzmatazz national

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49552237)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: diverse orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49552255)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: adventurous gold water buffalo internal respiration

none, because I'm not a complete fucking loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49537119)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Purple razzmatazz national

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49537175)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: smoky mother

Cmon. Everyone thinks about Tall Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49537558)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Purple razzmatazz national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49537863)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: diverse orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49548883)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Purple razzmatazz national

MOTHER, open your blouse for I AM THIRSTY! tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49537177)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: diverse orchestra pit

- Paul Atreides tp, probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49548884)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Purple razzmatazz national

180 cr tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49551288)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: diverse orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49552221)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Filthy Lettuce Hospital

"Oh, what a scholar!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49537707)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Purple razzmatazz national

"tp."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49551291)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: diverse orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49552222)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: burgundy home

literally think about this thread every single day

"All the kids are brown (alll the kids are brown), and/or fucking gay.."

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872623&mc=200&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49537712)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: heady french masturbator

thank

i have to go back and add an 's'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49537721)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: diverse orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49590182)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: opaque marvelous travel guidebook base

I remarked “the true face of the kike comes out…” recently irl

That poast really stuck with me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49539135)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: poppy provocative university

I've accidentally dropped "CR" a couple of times in social contexts

both times people asked "what" and I had to hastily backtrack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49548888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Apoplectic soggy lay pervert

"Nigger sneakers squeaking on a jew court" ruined basketball for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49548917)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: dun dysfunction

my ex wife, who has never been on xo, texted me the other day about this. i told it to her, i don't know, a decade ago? she still thinks about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49548930)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Charismatic kitty cat

this was also boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49548948)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: Drab arousing gay wizard abode

Did the cancer spread to the organ that writes memos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49548942)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: cracking casino dragon

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49590370)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: citrine telephone

Don't even remember where it came from (maybe some long forgotten 4-reply bizbort post) but "unrealized gains realized" pops in my head all the time. A powerful turn of phrase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49550723)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: topaz ladyboy dilemma

The thread on biglaw themed horror movies “Friday the 31st: Jason enters his time”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49550734)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:14 PM
Author: black queen of the night locus

nutella and rina haggling over frog prices in a jungle azn language like lao or hmong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49551263)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Purple razzmatazz national

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49551282)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Purple razzmatazz national

doobs beating RSF to death with an oar off the italian coast tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49551281)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: internet-worthy azn

Inuit man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49551287)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Purple razzmatazz national

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49551298)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: diverse orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49576856)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: harsh lavender mental disorder

Whenever I set the garbage can out and it's really full I think of "Garbage man will earn his keep today"

Also a random thread that asked "Are handrails prole?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49577083)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:38 PM
Author: diverse orchestra pit

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49577139)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: Laughsome candlestick maker becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49590343)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:45 PM
Author: diverse orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2Ã#49596831)